SoraanTribal
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Damn Disney. Corrupting me when I was young!
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Pokémon is the origin of many teens homosexuality according to Pastor Creflo Dollar
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Damn Disney. Corrupting me when I was young!
IceDoesntHelp
Banned
So thats why I can't resist getting on my knees and sucking dick. Thanks Pokemon.
JohnnyHustler
Member
He's not even that, really. He has an honorary doctorate of Divinity from a university founded by a guy who once claimed to see a vision of a 900 foot Jesus. So, any of us could become ordained by any internet website that offers it and be as much of a pastor as this moron.
QuantumZebra
Member
Barrylocke
Member
Now I'm not saying that he's right, I'm just saying...
Maybe he's onto something.
Maybe he's onto something.
Eh, I wonder. Leviticus is really set on that whole, "no clothes of two fabrics" thing, and Monster Hunter is pretty big on doing it anyway.
Creflo Dollar...one might as well listen to what a doctor named Malprac Suit tells them while they're at it.
Garrett Hawke
Member
I died @ the Charmander bit and also Mew. M e s s
DoktorEvil
Banned
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Romanes Eunt Domus
Pokémon has been the scapegoat of religious zealots since its beginning. I got banned from playing and watching Pokémon because of a television special that said it was propaganda by satanic sects. It sucked.
akidnamededdy
Banned
Oh totally, we all know corrupt religious officials are a uniquely American phenomenon. MUST BE ALL OUR BIG MACS AND NASCARS HUHUHUH
THANK you, finally someone says it.
moffattron9000
Member
No shit, everyone's at least a little gay for Koffing.
Don't give this guy a thread. Please
It's because they were all xenophobic and intimidated by Japanese culture. It's way more mainstream now than it was at the time.
Still, Nintendo and namco were around. Who knows. Mario and Pac-Man weren't phenomena like Pokémon though.
It's because they were all xenophobic and intimidated by Japanese culture. It's way more mainstream now than it was at the time.
Still, Nintendo and namco were around. Who knows. Mario and Pac-Man weren't phenomena like Pokémon though.
The Broken Ska Record
Member
Dat Koffing got me weezing like whoa...
JohnnyHustler
Member
This is the university that gave Dollar his honorary doctorate of Divinity, BTW.
Imagine if you were caught playing Pokemon while the pastor was preaching
"You think that gonna level you up, son? You think that gonna level you up?"
At which point the only way to ward off the crowd will be to whip out your dick and point it at them as you back away out the door.
"Stay back! Stay back or I'll do something gay!"
"Oh my lawd, I think he's serious!"
*woman passes out in the audience*
RayearthRob
Member
Yeah, Pokemon, Magic, Yu Gi Oh...
At least Magic and D&D sort of makes sense. Pokémon is just bonkers.
The phrase "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" is probably the best explanation.
I'm going to guess how that study went.
"Are you a homosexual?"
"Yes, but why are you--"
"Did you ever played or watch Pokemon?"
"Umm.. Yeah?"
*Few hours later*
"476 out of 500 homosexuals that we interviewed played and saw pokemon, that is the cause of homosexuallity!"
Hey guys, did you know that 99.8% of gay people drink water and eat food?! That must be the cause of it too!
DoktorEvil
Banned
I dunno man, you should read the uncensored Yugioh stuff that didn't make it across the states.
Magic kind of made sense.
What blew my mind was seeing D&D and Final Fantasy receiving the "It's the devil" treatment.
Yeah, my younger cousin went through the same thing. Kinda' sucked lol.
I'm not super-religious, but as a Christian its pretty annoying when I see crap like this.
moffattron9000
Member
Here's something from 2000 explaining the dumb logic. This situation got so serious that the Vatican had to issue a statement stating that Pokemon is a fine thing for children to play with.
TheOohChild
Member
It's been a while since I watched Pokemon, but I remember Brock being a total pussy hound. He was constantly fawning over officer Jenny's and lady trainers and the ladies were always shutting him down.
First gaming was able to create psychopaths.
Now we find out is was creating homosexuals.
Is there anything it can't do?
All a guise to hide his homosexual urges for Ash.
Now we find out is was creating homosexuals.
Is there anything it can't do?
All a guise to hide his homosexual urges for Ash.
JohnnyFootball
GerAlt-Right. Ciriously.
Yes, the guy is as corrupt and crooked as they come.
Ultimadrago
Member
Bulbasaurpls.
I wanna get a pikachu in the shower.
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Explain Cloyster, who is a literal vagina.
Friend of mine suffered the same kind of thing. Parents refused to let him play videogames and watch anything outside of Catholic Television because that stuff was "brainwashing our children's minds to be gay, tranny commies."
That same friend is now happily married to a man.
Dear God, they were right...
SpaceDrake
Member
My reaction is, people are still trying to sell Pokemon as the Window to Satan's Mind? That article is like a portal to 1998, assuming this whole thing isn't satire. (And if it's satire, it's still 20 years late.)
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Romanes Eunt Domus
OMG they were right!1!111!!1!1
#palcomix
akidnamededdy
Banned
Damn you Bulbasaur!
It's almost as if he was actually born gay. Or did you secretly let him play your Pokemon games?
DoktorEvil
Banned
I think that was unique to the American Pokemon show.
Did Japan show the same thing?