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[OpinionatedCyborg]

Mr.Waffle, you should draw me as a reasonably hot, established Hollywood actress--exactly the way Jarrod sees me. Then I can print it out, give it a kiss to leave a lipstick mark, and mail it to his house for fapping purposes.

For reference, this is what he's talking about:

Or you could go with my traditional pose (this would be awesome!)

Seriously, you're providing a great service around here. You must have some amazing shit put together if you can draw images for this board in short periods of time.

 

[NLB2]

Seriously, you're providing a great service around here. You must have some amazing shit put together if you can draw images for this board in short periods of time.

You need to make that your avatar. And I agree, Junk Waffle is one of the best posters ever.

 

[android]

Haha! You, sir, are just looking to stir up trouble! And, yes, of course, I remember his pics now. Now, seriously, you tell me who looks more like:

Napolean Dynamite!

or

Clubbing?! You live near NYC?

:lol

Who's that guy in the middle?

And I live in Chicago. I've got a summer home in the Adirondacks, though.

Mr Waffle

 

[Ecrofirt]

Who's that guy in the middle?

And I live in Chicago. I've got a summer home in the Adirondacks, though.

afaik, junkwaffle is the man in the middle picture. And he's wearing an awesome shirt.

What he doesn't realize, is you're referring to him acting like Napoleon, not looking like him.

junk: He's referring to when Napoleon draws a picture of the girl he's taking to the dance.

 

[cloudwalking]

wow... i see there has been some detective work done in my absence

LakeEarth: i used to live in ontario! but i was from ottawa now i live in the US.

 

[Teknopathetic]

Shitty old webcam, I should photoshop in flames and the screams of desolate souls.

 

[LakeEarth]

wow... i see there has been some detective work done in my absence

LakeEarth: i used to live in ontario! but i was from ottawa now i live in the US.

Yeah, you look nothing like the girl I was thinking off EXCEPT in that one pic. Besides, you were posting at the same time I was in class with the other girl. So no dice.

 

[Ecrofirt]

junkwaffle: Clear out your PM box. I can't reply to the one you sent me earlier today!

 

[Deleted member 4784]

Omggg this picture is so cyoote. ^^ I just want to hug you in it. >_<

Or you could go with my traditional pose (this would be awesome!)

This one is just plain hilarious! LOL I don't know how you pull off better expressions each time. :lol

 

[Ecrofirt]

C-U-T-E

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY

CUTE, CUTE, CUTE

CYOOTE IS NOT A FUCKING WORD!

 

[NLB2]

C-U-T-E

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY

CUTE, CUTE, CUTE

CYOOTE IS NOT A FUCKING WORD!

God damn it. I thought she left.
She's a cool poster, except for that fucking cyoote thing.

Everytime I see it I read coyote.

 

[FightyF]

Fellow Calgarian poster "The Internet" was in a movie with her as the lead actress.

He was just an extra in scenes that didn't involve most of the actors though.

She looks quite different without her makeup though.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

One of these days MikeWorks is going to ban me, "for using 'cyoote' too much." =[

 

[demi]

Yeah so you should probably stop. At least, that would be the smart thing to do.

 

[Mike Works]

Omggg this picture is so cyoote. >_<

 

[Deleted member 4784]

Never! =O

 

[etiolate]

I sincerely apologize for inflecting the word cyoote upon the gaf populace.

 

[FightyF]

Teh cyoote howled whilst the moon shined throu-*BANNED*

I haven't posted my pic yet...and I know many prominent posters haven't either. Maybe if we had a week where we'd have to use our own faces as avatars, I'd do something like that. That is, if the webcam doesn't shatter when I take my mask off.

 

[CrystalGemini]

This is pretty old...That field isn't even there anymore...O_O

 

[junkwaffle]

I am. You never drew a picture of me :-(

Problem solved!

I live in Chicago. I've got a summer home in the Adirondacks, though.

*whew!*

Mr.Waffle, you should draw me as a reasonably hot, established Hollywood actress--exactly the way Jarrod sees me. Then I can print it out, give it a kiss to leave a lipstick mark, and mail it to his house for fapping purposes.

Didn't anyone ever teach you to be careful what you ask for?

junkwaffle: Clear out your PM box. I can't reply to the one you sent me earlier today!

Whoops, sorry. Cleared!!

 

[demi]

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUNKWAFFLE

 

[Fifty]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[kablooey]

Oh dear lord, I can't breathe! :lol :lol :lol :lol Junk, you rock!

 

[cloudwalking]

oh my god... junkwaffle, you are awesome. :lol :lol

 

[Socreges]

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOO :lol :lol

 

[Deleted member 4784]

LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Suerte]

LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

LMYOOOOOOOOTEAO

 

[Chipopo]

LMYOOOOOOOOTEAO

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[hXc_thugg]

LOLZ SO CYOOOOOOOOOOTE

 

[Fresh Prince]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

HAHAHAHAA. That's fucking hilarious :lol . Use your powers for good, Mr.Waffle, I warn thee.

 

[Meier]

bahahaha, that's fucking great. It should get its own thread :lol

 

[NLB2]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[darlyn]

Junkwaffle, very funny.. I always wanted to learn how to airbrush.. although I hardly even have time to paint these days.. and if I airbrushed it would mean that something I painted wouldn't look completely depressing.

This is me:

And in oil:

 

[bjork]

That black guy has been bjork's avatar for months. It's strange seeing it in context again...

I need to bring that back, actually.

{edit: ahhh, much better}

 

[Pedigree Chum]

BOOYAKASHA!

Big shnoz fo life.

 

[WordofGod]

My wife and I in Jerusalem 3 weeks ago.

Me @ the Sea of Galilee 3 weeks ago.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

I physically shuddered at this...funny, but ugh...

 

[etiolate]

yah junkwaffle totally ruined FHM for me with that

And welcome MySpace posters.

 

[junkwaffle]

Junkwaffle, very funny.. I always wanted to learn how to airbrush.. although I hardly even have time to paint these days.. and if I airbrushed it would mean that something I painted wouldn't look completely depressing.

This is me:

And in oil:

Lordy, look at you!

In case there's a misunderstanding here, I didn't use airbrush on these pics, although I do have one. Everything I post is done in Corel Painter IX, with a Wacom tablet - and I still barely know the program, otherwise I'd post more respectable pics.

Anyone painting in oils (who looks like you) is okay in my book! .... be my best friend?

 

[darlyn]

I think you may have inspired me to buy a tablet. I've been doing some cartoons for my school newspaper, mostly drawing on photoshop using my trackpad - and although I have a pretty steady hamd you can imagine that they are far from perfect (yeah, it is like I'm stuck in the dark ages).
Grr, now I have to figure out what to get though..

 

[darlyn]

Oh, here is a link to them... http://darlyn.net/cartoons.html, although they likely won't be funny to anyone not at my law school,.. but you can see the shaking hand lines they are all done with.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

So...when are you two going to break out into some lesbo action? tonight? tomorrow? make sure to take lots of pics!

 

[junkwaffle]

So...when are you two going to break out into some lesbo action? tonight? tomorrow? make sure to take lots of pics!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[etiolate]

All the girls must now post pictures of themselves in tank tops. Thanks.

 

[demi]

And hold slips of paper that say "*I <3 demi soooo much~*" because I'm sick and I need cheering up

 

[fart]

oh jesus

 

[BuddyC]

And hold slips of paper that say "*I <3 demi soooo much~*" because I'm sick and I need cheering up

 

[demi]

somebody is gonna get some extra sexin on xbox live

 

[Diablos]

*looks at female pics*

Wowzers, where did all the hotties come from?