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Miy: did you do that middle finger pic series. That was classic. Nah the MAF thing just sorta cropped up, it wanst really created FOR the net. The simple matter is im really not at GAF to make friends these days. I have all the friends I need, and most of GAF is a bunch of selfish deluded wankers anyway.

I may be a jerk on this forum, but im fully aware of that fact.
 
MrAngryFace said:
Miy: did you do that middle finger pic series. That was classic. Nah the MAF thing just sorta cropped up, it wanst really created FOR the net. The simple matter is im really not at GAF to make friends these days. I have all the friends I need, and most of GAF is a bunch of selfish deluded wankers anyway.

I may be a jerk on this forum, but im fully aware of that fact.
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Haha yeah that was also me, good times during my last days in high school :( Good times.

+100 MAF ^_^

You're definitely one of the smarter posters around here. I have enough friends outside of GAF as well for sure, but not many that actually play games. GAF's golden age has passed, but there's still entertainment to be found for sure.

More power to you regardless.

EDIT: You're not a jerk *anymore*. It's obvious you're smart enough to realise it though, which separates you from true jerks. See, you're only getting true wankers into a fit and laughing at the results. If you were a real jerk, there'd be no laughing, just anger :lol
 
here we go again...

with sharpie

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as zombie

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more sharpie [coming up close]

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looking positively homosexual

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boutrosinit said:
Are those arrows on your top pointing at your breasts? Good photo, though you do have a lot of red around your eyes like you've been 'puffing the magic dragon'. Are you okay?
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Heh, They aren't arrows. It's some type of design that's on the shirt. Lol. As for the red, that also had to do with the weird lighting in the kitchen that made me really really pale. :)
 
MrAngryFace said:
I just dont post pics online. I dont care whether people know what I look like or not at this point. IN addition to that I dont WANT to get to know most of you any better than I have to.

And for disco stu, a critique:

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1.) As mentioned, the lotion. Stow it. Everyone does it, we just dont wanna look at the evidence.

2.) Finish yer beverages before moving on to the next. Ya got pepsi there half finished, and some snapple or something too. Pick a horse. That shit collects, mold, whatever. Plus its wasteful. Havent you seen pepsi commercials? Kids all around the world love pepsi, count yourself lucky you have any.

3.) Dont look so surprised. Or...insane. Maybe close your eyes a little bit more. I mean if youre gonna go all the way for the insane, cut the eyes out of pictures in the background.

4.) Anime girls and Action figures? I mean, maybe without the lotion it'd be passable, but I dunno what youre trying to show off there.

5.) Was this at work? Please borrow some spreadsheets from friends you may have who have a real job and scatter them on the desk so you dont throw people into a rage.
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And for you, a response:

1) Delicious. I use the lotion to masturbate at work! Hahaha! You are, as ever, the funneh.

As for me, my skin is preternaturally dry. My co-workers were supportive in my all-out campaign for smooth, supple skin. Won't you have a bit of sympathy for the zinc-depleted?

2) I am a many of many appetites, and it would be hardly appropriate for me to stick with either the bottled Pepsi or the Nantucket Nectar lemonade. Besides, any good critic worth a lick should ever be well hydrated.

3) Insane works. As in, you don't have to be insane to respond to Mr. Angrydrawers, but it helps. Or whatever your name is, I am too lazy to look it up.

4 and 5) Yes, it was at work and yes, the toys were mine. After giving a lot away, some made it on to my desk. It's called either whimsy or arrested development, I neither know nor care which.

Oh, and whoever used "ProTip," I heartily salute you. I'd hope you got it from reading Xbox Nation, who borrowed it liberally without paying from GamePro.
 
More vanity -

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As per Canadian law (it was Canada Day when I took this), here I am with greasy hair, looking psychotic with a headband (from a girl). My weapon had to be concealed for legal reasons.

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Me and some Polish lass I met in a bar.
 
Meier said:
What's going on there with your chest?
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Since he still hasn't followed up on this, I believe he's talking about the large use of the Photoshop smudge tool near your chest. That's all.
 
Disco Stu said:
1) Delicious. I use the lotion to masturbate at work! Hahaha! You are, as ever, the funneh.

As for me, my skin is preternaturally dry. My co-workers were supportive in my all-out campaign for smooth, supple skin. Won't you have a bit of sympathy for the zinc-depleted?
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Cashew nuts - great for replacing lost jiz minerals/zinc.
 
boutrosinit said:
More vanity -

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As per Canadian law (it was Canada Day when I took this), here I am with greasy hair, looking psychotic with a headband (from a girl). My weapon had to be concealed for legal reasons.

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Me and some Polish lass I met in a bar.
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The crazy guy next to you in the first picture looks like he keeps some lotion on his desk at work, too.
 
Lemurnator said:
1st one.

And what's wrong with my chest Meier?
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Just seems like you used some sort of blurring tool on it or something. Yeah, Seth got it. I didnt mean anything about the actual breasts (or lack thereof as it appears with em smudged out).
 
Meier said:
Just seems like you used some sort of blurring tool on it or something. Yeah, Seth got it. I didnt mean anything about the actual breasts (or lack thereof as it appears with em smudged out).
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YOU SAW NOTHING.
 
Lemurs, just fyi, I know someone in real life who collects every form of media you post either here or at OA. Do you find it creepy or flattering that there are people out there who regularly listen to audio clips of you singing that banana phone song?
 
Minotauro said:
Lemurs, just fyi, I know someone in real life who collects every form of media you post either here or at OA. Do you find it creepy or flattering that there are people out there who regularly listen to audio clips of you singing that banana phone song?
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Damn whilst i think most of the fapping comments on GAF are a joke you gotta wonder how many people are serious when they say these kind of things. If I was a woman there's no way I'd ever post a picture on here.
 
D-X said:
Damn whilst i think most of the fapping comments on GAF are a joke you gotta wonder how many people are serious when they say these kind of things. If I was a woman there's no way I'd ever post a picture on here.
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Shit, just think of how many people are looking at this thread who never make any sort of comment. Those are the ones you really need to be afraid of. By you, I mean the female GAF members of course.
 
Minotauro said:
Lemurs, just fyi, I know someone in real life who collects every form of media you post either here or at OA. Do you find it creepy or flattering that there are people out there who regularly listen to audio clips of you singing that banana phone song?
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Minotauro said:
Lemurs, just fyi, I know someone in real life who collects every form of media you post either here or at OA. Do you find it creepy or flattering that there are people out there who regularly listen to audio clips of you singing that banana phone song?
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Nothing here, ever up until your post has creeped me out as much as what you just said. I don't know why, but it's the honest to god truth.

And to be honest, yes, I just didn't want to draw attention to my breasts so I blurred out my cleavage in photoshop. Looks like it had the opposite effect. I'm done posting pictures or voice clips or voice chatting for a while... that seriously weirded me out.
 
Minotauro said:
Shit, just think of how many people are looking at this thread who never make any sort of comment. Those are the ones you really need to be afraid of. By you, I mean the female GAF members of course.
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No, your comment creeped me out much more.
 
Minotauro said:
Lemurs, just fyi, I know someone in real life who collects every form of media you post either here or at OA. Do you find it creepy or flattering that there are people out there who regularly listen to audio clips of you singing that banana phone song?
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WHAT WAIT. So there is a lemurs singing a banana phone song?! UP HOOK ME PLS.
 
Lemurnator said:
No, your comment creeped me out much more.
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I'm glad I was able to be of service.

I hesitated telling you that but I thought you should probably know just how sick a lot of internet users really are. Desensitization uber alles!
 
The fact that you would know or remember that clip somehow makes me think that YOU'RE the one you are referring to. Or talk to someone on a regular basis who does.

I'm leaning toward the first.
 
Mugen said:
WHAT WAIT. So there is a lemurs singing a banana phone song?! UP HOOK ME PLS.
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I don't have it... In fact, I've never even heard it. My knowledge of its existance comes entirely from the unnamed person mentioned above.
 
Lemurnator said:
The fact that you would know or remember that clip somehow makes me think that YOU'RE the one you are referring to. Or talk to someone on a regular basis who does.

I'm leaning toward the first.
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If that was the case, I never would've mentioned it in the first place. You can think whatever you want to though.

I will, however, admit to saving a picture of Mina at some point in the past though.
 
Lemurnator said:
I don't know... I don't wanna know. I'm out. /token black
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Just out of curiousity, how long ago did you create that banana phone thing? I was under the impression that it was somewhat recent. If it's from over a year ago, I think even I might be creeped out.
 
Minotauro said:
If that was the case, I never would've mentioned it in the first place. You can think whatever you want to though.

I will, however, admit to saving a picture of Mina at some point in the past though.
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Who's Mina? I hear her name but know not of her.
 
boutrosinit said:
Who's Mina? I hear her name but know not of her.
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Old GA forum who would post pics and get the boys going wild, total attention whoring. In fact there are some... well lots of partial nude pics out there now. She eventually took over OA and posts there. People question if the pics of the girl are really the poster or just someone he/she knows.

A year back Alphasnake and Mina supposedly met, and produced a picture that no one could proove to be fake. Anyways, it was shown that it was photoshopped, but the thing was she photoshopped "Mina's" face to another girls body, but the job was so well done that no one could tell, only after the original pic was found was it confirmed a fake. It was a funny joke, but in the end it just showed she has killer photoshop abilities, thus questioning if any of her pics are really real.
 
Shit, just think of how many people are looking at this thread who never make any sort of comment. Those are the ones you really need to be afraid of
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Shit, better make a comment about all this before someone points out how weird it is I haven't:

:lol :lol :lol
 
Lemurnator said:
Nothing here, ever up until your post has creeped me out as much as what you just said. I don't know why, but it's the honest to god truth.

And to be honest, yes, I just didn't want to draw attention to my breasts so I blurred out my cleavage in photoshop. Looks like it had the opposite effect. I'm done posting pictures or voice clips or voice chatting for a while... that seriously weirded me out.
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u can still hook me up on aim, right? thnx, friend.
 
Yeah, I know, more bathroom pictures, but I got a haircut and must unleash the unshagginess.
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I suck at the camwhore poses. =/ I need the seckzi eye.
 
New avatar, for the new haircut ^_^ I've been growing my hair out since February, so I finally just got it cut today. I'm digging it. I'll post a larger pic whenever a good one is taken.

I didn't forget about my old one though...

This one's less obnoxious at least ;) I think I look like anime haha :P
 
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