olimario said:I forgive you.![]()
Are you the one up front or the potato in the back?
d-d-d-deeeejay hauntz. *wiki wiki fresshhhhh*
olimario said:I forgive you.![]()
Are you the one up front or the potato in the back?
typhonsentra said:Why's he a potato Oli? Because he's BROWN?!?
You look like Freddy Prinze, Jr.CrisKre said:Ill regret this... but some headshots of me. I think I look retarded...
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radioheadrule83 said:This threads been dead for over 10 days. Rise from your grave!
I haven't got much to contribute myself mind you. I did find these passport size photos:
Something tells me that if I ever got arrested for something, and the story was good enough, the tabloids would use the picture on the left. Rough.
Edit: 5,000th post in this thread! :O
i dont think "retarded" is the correct word you search for..CrisKre said:Ill regret this... but some headshots of me. I think I look retarded...
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That's rough.olimario said:
underage user alert.bune duggy said:
Phranky said:The only picture of myself I'm willing to show to anyone:
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You see the distance from the top of my ears to the top of my forehead? Yeah... I have a really big forehead, the kids used to bully me about it *cries*. Where are they now eh?! Having sex with their girlfriends more than likely, whilst I pay for it *cries* Well, at least I can get threesomes out of it easily...
Raiden said:Ugh im sure it doesnt look that bad.
I challenge you to post a picture without the mask!
Meier said:![]()
This was taken a few weeks back before the Orange Bowl.
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This one was taken at Islands of Adventure about a week before. It was my first turkey leg and it was delicious.
Teh Hamburglar said:Meier, get a haircut you bum! What did i tell you!
muphins said:That's rough.
haha, who is this? Funny enough, I *just* got DSL today (been living with my girlfriend since August.. she had AOL but we finally have upgraded) so I'll probably talk to HK and get him to add my IP and be there more often now.YakiSOBA said:Come back to soldatsone Meier!
Seventh Son said:and Fuma, I could beat you up.
Teh Hamburglar said:CrisKre and Fuma are hot.
Pedigree Chum said:Dude that's pretty bad, he must have a huge forhead that dwarfs even Waychel's.
Phranky said:It actually looks bigger in the picture than it actually is, the mask doesn't sit right over my face (as you could probably tell if you look closely at the eyes). I'm not ugly per se, but I don't have a friendly face so people are initially very cold towards me and are usually very reticent to get to know me better. Hence why I spent my birthday on my own, and why I haven't made any new friends for years.
Its interesting that a few facial features have guided my entire life so far; kids used to bully me so I spent all of my time in the library or watching TV and movies at home, away from everybody. I write, and that's pretty much an isolated career... I don't go out to pubs or clubs so I don't have a girlfriend (not that I ever have...). All because of something I can't change... and that's why I'm wearing a mask in that picture.
/sob story
Phranky said:It actually looks bigger in the picture than it actually is, the mask doesn't sit right over my face (as you could probably tell if you look closely at the eyes). I'm not ugly per se, but I don't have a friendly face so people are initially very cold towards me and are usually very reticent to get to know me better. Hence why I spent my birthday on my own, and why I haven't made any new friends for years.
Its interesting that a few facial features have guided my entire life so far; kids used to bully me so I spent all of my time in the library or watching TV and movies at home, away from everybody. I write, and that's pretty much an isolated career... I don't go out to pubs or clubs so I don't have a girlfriend (not that I ever have...). All because of something I can't change... and that's why I happened to be wearing a mask in one of the only recent pictures of myself that anyone has.
/sob story
Kevtones said:I'll say what a psychologist might say: that its you projecting that onto other people. People are that judgmental but they won't be if you don't act like you're hindered by your appearance. Appearance is more then looks, its presentation. Present yourself as approachable and it doesn't matter how fuckugly you supposedly are.
Seriously, if you put SO MUCH on the way you look, others will too. Oh and always remember to look people in the eyes when you talk to them. People insecure about their looks will almost always avoid eye contact; be confident.
Phranky said:I know how to present myself, I just can't do it for long periods of time. I almost think my mind borders on a multiple personality disorder, I'm not quite crazy, but I almost am... I can be perfectly normal at times, joking and laughing with people but in the end I always fall back on the "I hate everything and everyone" shtick. That's just the watered down version, I have plenty of time to think about this kind of crap you see.
Phranky said:I know how to present myself, I just can't do it for long periods of time. I almost think my mind borders on a multiple personality disorder, I'm not quite crazy, but I almost am... I can be perfectly normal at times, joking and laughing with people but in the end I always fall back on the "I hate everything and everyone" shtick. That's just the watered down version, I have plenty of time to think about this kind of crap you see.
LordMaji said:About to get on Stage :lol
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On Stage :lol
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Phranky said:infamous?
cries?
Phranky said:infamous?
cries?
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Fuma is fooooiiine. Reow x billion.Teh Hamburglar said:CrisKre and Fuma are hot.
Meier, get a haircut you bum! What did i tell you!
:lol :lolEminem said:Liar. You're a member of Cradle of Filth:
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There's a bitch for you.
And there's also a dog in the picture.
dot-Nick said:Fuma is fooooiiine. Reow x billion.
I'm sure there's something wrong with him. He's probably short, or worse... straight!
Fuma said:I'm afraid it's worse. I'm a 6' straight guy. But thanks all the same.
LordMaji said:hrmm. No.
and isn't it fun to correct people? :lol you must be realllyyy bored.![]()
Phranky said:No? ... I'll try to resist the urge to correct you again. I can't help it, when I was younger I started to correct my own parents on their own spelling and grammar.
Phranky said:No? ... I'll try to resist the urge to correct you again. I can't help it, when I was younger I started to correct my own parents on their own spelling and grammar.