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[Willco]

Canadian women > American women

Negative. Nothing good ever came from Canada.

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

FoC's on the rag

There is a giant vagina on my stomach.

 

[Willco]

There is a giant vagina on my stomach.

And somewhere, White Man is fapping furiously.

 

[etiolate]

if cloud got a tan and got her hair done she'd easily be a total knockout.

No tan plz.

And I was joking in the other thread a bit, but cloudwalking's nose is really cute.

 

[cloudwalking]

if cloud got a tan and got her hair done she'd easily be a total knockout.

Call me old-fashioned, but skin cancer runs in my family so I don't actively try to get a tan. I'm naturally fair, but not pasty. I look healthy, that's good enough for me!

 

[Meier]

if cloud got a tan and got her hair done she'd easily be a total knockout.

She's an attractive girl as is -- overly tan girls just look so ****ing fake.

 

[Escape Goat]

There is a giant vagina on my stomach.

Damn, thats hot.

 

[hXc_thugg]

if cloud got a tan and got her hair done she'd easily be a total knockout.

You still dress yourself in A&F. Shut up.

Cloudwalking made me straight.

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

I think you are already a knockout Cloud.

 

[Willco]

Call me old-fashioned, but skin cancer runs in my family so I don't actively try to get a tan. I'm naturally fair, but not pasty. I look healthy, that's good enough for me!

This is just retarded. You're going to forsake a beautiful tan because of a family history of skin cancer. C'mon. You're young. You'll live forever!

Spoiler

Until you get skin cancer.

 

[Fifty]

I'm sure Robertsan's Twins can help you with any tanning questions. PM Robertsan.

 

[Willco]

I'm sure Robertsan's Twins can help you with any tanning questions. PM Robertsan.

Those two look like they're wearing layers of skin cancer, though.

 

[Mikazuki]

KING OF KINGS

 

[Diablos]

Not exactly a new picture, but in honor of all the controversy surrounding Pocky as of late:

No glasses! /shock

<3

 

[CajoleJuice]

A bunch of 'hangers. The lot of you.

Spoiler

She does look cute in that pic though.

 

[Incognito]

Cloudwalking, if you're interested in the faux tan, PM me for advice. I'm a regular and even forked over $95 for a 12oz bottle of special hemp produced tanning "browing" lotion. It works wonders. Just this past week I completed a level 5 tan for 15 minutes. So now I'm back at level 1 where I'll start the process again. Really, you have to see the level 5 device to believe it.

 

[Incognito]

Diablos, post a pic. You have no excuses. Everyone from reirom, to mundane, to morphix, to his brother, to ***-*** have posted their pics at one point or another. It's time to reveal yourself. You can't be more hideous then them, can you?

 

[Willco]

Diablos, post a pic. You have no excuses. Everyone from reirom, to mundane, to morphix, to his brother, to ***-*** have posted their pics at one point or another. It's time to reveal yourself. You can't be more hideous then them, can you?

It's true. Even my face has been put online for amusement and I'm pretty hideous. Unveil yourself, Diablos! I demand to see your true form!

 

[CajoleJuice]

Diablos, post a pic. You have no excuses. Everyone from reirom, to mundane, to morphix, to his brother, to ***-*** have posted their pics at one point or another. It's time to reveal yourself. You can't be more hideous then them, can you?

He needs to complete a level 5 tan first.

 

[Nick]

Diablos, post a pic. You have no excuses. Everyone from reirom, to mundane, to morphix, to his brother, to ***-*** have posted their pics at one point or another. It's time to reveal yourself. You can't be more hideous then them, can you?

I support this.

 

[Christopher]

tans had levels

 

[cloudwalking]

Cloudwalking, if you're interested in the faux tan, PM me for advice. I'm a regular and even forked over $95 for a 12oz bottle of special hemp produced tanning "browing" lotion. It works wonders. Just this past week I completed a level 5 tan for 15 minutes. So now I'm back at level 1 where I'll start the process again. Really, you have to see the level 5 device to believe it.

Thanks, I was thinking of possibly doing this when I go on vacation. I had a friend at work try it out and she really liked it

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Even I posted a picture.

 

[Mikazuki]

It's sweet how much the net and real life are merging. There's no excuse not to have a means of posting your picture these days. Less room for shit talking now, unless one can back it up. :lol

 

[Willco]

Thanks, I was thinking of possibly doing this when I go on vacation. I had a friend at work try it out and she really liked it

My personal recommendation is that you should max out your TAN LVL and start distributing BEAUTY PTS elsewhere. I'm sure other party members will benefit from this as well.

 

[Incognito]

Thanks, I was thinking of possibly doing this when I go on vacation. I had a friend at work try it out and she really liked it

I was afraid of going at first because of being a guy and all, but to my surprise, I've seen more guys than girls who tan. Especially older men, in their 40's and 50's. Possibly to look good on their business trips or whatnot. Beware though, the girls working the counters are the ditziest of the ditzes, though. I went up there one day, was asked my name "Stephen" then asked how to spell it. This was after she had scanned my ID tag.

:-x

 

[Christopher]

It's sweet how much the net and real life are merging. There's no excuse not to have a means of posting your picture these days. Less room for shit talking now, unless one can back it up. :lol

I don't think anyone should talk shit regardless

 

[Ichirou]

Call me old-fashioned, but skin cancer runs in my family so I don't actively try to get a tan. I'm naturally fair, but not pasty. I look healthy, that's good enough for me!

You look like a girl I used to know. She was a total bitch. She wasn't Canadian, though.

BTW, boo on the pocky!!! BOO!!!

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

She's Canadian...

 

[Christopher]

Since we're on the subject of tans...has anyone ever got a Mystic Tan...??

 

[Incognito]

Since we're on the subject of tans...has anyone ever got a Mystic Tan...??

My best friend(a girl) gets them all the time. She loves them since it's a really quick process. Showering immediately after the tan is a major no-no. Gotta let the "mystic" get in there real good...

 

[Mike Works]

Negative. Nothing good ever came from Canada.

 

[Christopher]

My best friend(a girl) gets them all the time. She loves them since it's a really quick process. Showering immediately after the tan is a major no-no. Gotta let the "mystic" get in there real good...

But are they better than stand up meaning do you get color and how long does it last...

 

[Matlock]

you're a bad, bad, man


also, I have reached INSIDE the head of biohazard to reveal what his ideal version of cloudwalking would be. mind you, he loved robertsan's girlfriends

 

[Mike Works]

Whatever.

Me and Cloudwalking and Shinobi and Bishop will just have to take our chocolate flavored pocky business elsewhere then.

Spoiler

chocolate pocky > strawberry pocky

PS: Not Asian

 

[Christopher]

MUCH better...

Although robertsans girls had carrot aura to them I'll take the squash

 

[cloudwalking]

you're a bad, bad, man


also, I have reached INSIDE the head of biohazard to reveal what his ideal version of cloudwalking would be. mind you, he loved robertsan's girlfriends

Haha :lol

Spoiler

P.S: Canadians rock

 

[Incognito]

But are they better than stand up meaning do you get color and how long does it last...

The color is immediate. However, it only lasts about a week. Step-by-step tanning, I think, is the better course of action if you're looking at results over a long period of time. Just two times a week and you'll see results. The very first few times you tan, though, be prepared. There's a strong, strong possibility you'll burn. But after that, it's all gravy.

 

[Matlock]

Whatever.

Me and Cloudwalking and Shinobi and Bishop will just have to take our chocolate flavored pocky business elsewhere then.

Spoiler

chocolate pocky > strawberry pocky

PS: Not Asian

two black guys, and four people taking out chocolate pocky

this carries subtext!

 

[Tchu-Espresso]

My personal recommendation is that you should max out your TAN LVL and start distributing BEAUTY PTS elsewhere. I'm sure other party members will benefit from this as well.

Oh for crying out loud please stop.

 

[arab]

I need to edit my picture to look more girly so people here will pay attention ;[

 

[Christopher]

The color is immediate. However, it only lasts about a week. Step-by-step tanning, I think, is the better course of action if you're looking at results over a long period of time. Just two times a week and you'll see results. The very first few times you tan, though, be prepared. There's a strong, strong possibility you'll burn. But after that, it's all gravy.

Oh I know dude I work at A&F and the girls go group tanning and always try to get us to go with them =\. I went once and the guy was like put a sock on your thing for protection...it was weird and I burnt my shoulders and ass I stayed in for 15 mins stand up and brought so weird lotion. My ass burned for a week.

 

[CajoleJuice]

You people don't have the time to go to the beach or something?

Edit: Nvm, not everyone lives near a shore. I forget this sometimes.

 

[Tchu-Espresso]

You people talk about avoiding skin cancer, yet suggest tanning booths. Those things emit a high level of x-type uv rays which have been linked to skin cancer as opposed to y-type uv rays. In fact, iirc your chances of getting skin cancer actually increase in those things.

 

[Matlock]

You people don't have the time to go to the beach or something?

ohio is a vast land without sun. clouds hover above our heads for years on end, and the beaches are dirty and cold.

 

[Macam]

You people don't have the time to go to the beach or something?

Yeah, I don't get it either. I usually hop outside to go run or hiking or something a few times a week, so I don't much see the need for the tanning solutions unless a) you just have to be tan and b) you don't get any sun in your area (or have time to). The weather forecast for Texas each week generally looks like 7 egg yolks this time of year, so there's no excuse for anyone around these parts.

 

[Incognito]

You people talk about avoiding skin cancer, yet suggest tanning booths. Those things emit a high level of x-type uv rays which have been linked to skin cancer as opposed to y-type uv rays. In fact, iirc your chances of getting skin cancer actually increase in those things.

Who's talking about avoiding skin cancer yet recommending the tanning both in this thread?!

 

[Seth C]

if cloud got a tan and got her hair done she'd easily be a total knockout.

As some others have said, and I agree, she's quite beautiful as she is.

 

[Christopher]

As some others have said, and I agree, she's quite beautiful as she is.

Did I say she wasn't fine? I meant if she dolled herself up a bit she'd be like hot hot.

 

[Incognito]

She'd be A&F hawt.