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[thatbox]

Me on the right!

 

[demon]

First real thread update in a long time. Me and my sis in Florence in front of the Duomo-

Those girls and their crazy designer sunglasses!

Man you can tell I haven't been getting much sleep. I look high, but that's about a month later.

I'm gonna post a bunch of pics (probably in a new thread) from my whole trip through Italy (florence, cinque terre, rome, after which my sister went back home), Greece (athens, crete), Amsterdam, and Scotland.

 

[jarosh]

wait. demon, you're not one of the guys who can't get laid, right?

 

[Diablos]

I dunno guys, she might actually be female!

http://allpoetry.com/poets/BlackStarNeko
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=katastrophybit

But you can never be sure on GAF about it, these days. :lol

 

[etiolate]

demon plz tell us you got some poon in netherlands

 

[Meier]

First real thread update in a long time. Me and my sis in Florence in front of the Duomo-

Wtf.. demon is a decent lookin' guy. I'm so confused now! The picture of thatbox and co is priceless btw. :lol

 

[tedtropy]

Those are totally Fakelys.

 

[whiteACID]

tedtrophy gain some weight dude, is it that you have an extremely fast metabolism or that you diet?

Blast I gotta read like 2 pages of this thread now, but hopefully we get something to discuss. Jynx looks like someone I know...I can't but my finger on it.

I think he's cute.

 

[tedtropy]

I think he's cute.

Thanks, I knew somebody out there has to appreciate my crackhead-like physique. It took a lot of high fructose corn syrup and general neglect of vegetables to get to where I am today.

 

[Gio_CoD]

Me and my friend started talking about how cops use those zipties to arrest hippies, so we were trying to break them. Operation successful.

I'm also drunk out of my mind. Hence the no shirt-straw hat-casper tan combo.

 

[tedtropy]

Me and my friend started talking about how cops use those zipties to arrest hippies, so we were trying to break them. Operation successful.

I'm also drunk out of my mind. Hence the no shirt-straw hat-casper tan combo.

Yeah, but hippies are so weak from their weed and crappy music that you could bind their arms with scotch tape.

 

[Gio_CoD]

Yeah, but hippies are so weak from their weed and crappy music that you could bind their arms with scotch tape.

True. To give some credit to the filthy hippies, neither of us were able to break the zipties if our hands were tied behind our back. We could only do it when they were ziptied in front of us. We also sliced up our wrists something awful.

 

[Christopher]

if only I could grow chest hair

 

[GodsTyro]

.

 

[tedtropy]

if only I could grow chest hair

My nipples and a little bit of happy trail, that's all I can manage to get.

 

[Christopher]

My nipples and a little bit of happy trail, that's all I can manage to get.

Yeah thats odd me too...why just hairy nipples? Why would god do that to us?

 

[OnkelC]

Hello, Mr. Goldblum jr.

 

[The Frankman]

Here I'm conducting an in-depth expose with an informant about the food at McDonalds'.

Now a fellow GAFfer and I attend DigitalLife 2005.

 

[tedtropy]

Yeah thats odd me too...why just hairy nipples? Why would god do that to us?

Probably the same reason he gave me skin that burns if I stand too close to a lamp.

 

[demon]

demon plz tell us you got some poon in netherlands

I just couldn't do it. I also had this nagging little fear in the back of my head that the complete lack of intimacy + total nervousness + all the weed I'd been smoking would reslult in.....problems, and a waste of 50 euros.

I did, however, go to the Banana Bar....... o_0

 

[Boogie]

omg, demon is sexy! And he can't get laid?! I naturally assumed that he was some hideos beast/pasty dork! Now my worldview is shattered! It's absolutely inconceivable that he can't get teh womens!

if only I could grow chest hair

It ain't all it's cracked up to be, I assure you, sir.

 

[demon]

omg, demon is so sexy! And he can't get laid?! I naturally assumed that he was some hideos beast/pasty dork! Now my worldview is shattered! It's absolutely inconceivable that he can't get teh womens!

I probably just need to hit the gym.

 

[NinSoX]

You look great Demon. Do you have more pics of Florence that you can share? Maybe you can start another thread about your trip and post some pics.

 

[demon]

Thanks. Like I said I'm gonna post a bunch of pics, but I've been uploading them to imageshack, and I have no f*ckin idea how to batch upload them. Anybody know of a good image hosting site that allows batch uploads and automatic thumbnails?

 

[eso76]

You look great Demon. Do you have more pics of Florence that you can share? Maybe you can start another thread about your trip and post some pics.

heh. if you're interested i have hundreds, it's like a 40 mins from here.

 

[Saoh]

if only I could grow chest hair

it is not THAT great.

 

[Christopher]

demon looks like a certain someone on this board...demon have you looked into fake tans and chest showing shirts?

 

[demon]

demon looks like a certain someone on this board...demon have you looked into fake tans and chest showing shirts?

-edit- OOhh, robertsan. (?)

I think I'd also need a weekly chest wax to pull off the robertsan look.

 

[Pimpwerx]

First real thread update in a long time. Me and my sis in Florence in front of the Duomo-

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1901/italyjf5.jpg

Those girls and their crazy designer sunglasses!

Man you can tell I haven't been getting much sleep. I look high, but that's about a month later.

I'm gonna post a bunch of pics (probably in a new thread) from my whole trip through Italy (florence, cinque terre, rome, after which my sister went back home), Greece (athens, crete), Amsterdam, and Scotland.

Dude...how the **** are you still a virgin? You should be getting laid by accident at this point. [Cam'ron]No homo.[/Cam'ron] PEACE.

 

[OnkelC]

Thanks. Like I said I'm gonna post a bunch of pics, but I've been uploading them to imageshack, and I have no f*ckin idea how to batch upload them. Anybody know of a good image hosting site that allows batch uploads and automatic thumbnails?

Try photobucket.com. It can batch upload up to 19 pics at once.

 

[XMonkey]

omg, demon is sexy! And he can't get laid?! I naturally assumed that he was some hideos beast/pasty dork! Now my worldview is shattered! It's absolutely inconceivable that he can't get teh womens!

QFT

 

[cloudwalking]

Really, really fast metabolism. I assure you, I have the eating habits of an obese man. I can get a gut when I'm not careful, I just don't really gain weight elsewhere. I work out off and on, and I'm perfectly healthy, just thin. There's far worse things to be in life, so it really doesn't bother me.

Heh, I'm exactly the same way. I try my best to eat healthy, and I try not to eat too much junkfood, but it's hard to say no to some things when you know it tastes so good and you're not going to gain an ounce if you eat it.

I.E. I couldn't help buying a 1lb. bag of bubble gum a few days ago, so I've been doing nothng but chewing gum all week, heh.

I tried to wink, but it looks a little more like I just closed my eye. :lol

And demon, that is a great picture of you. You're very handsome!

 

[tedtropy]

Heh, I'm exactly the same way. I try my best to eat healthy, and I try not to eat too much junkfood, but it's hard to say no to some things when you know it tastes so good and you're not going to gain an ounce if you eat it.

I.E. I couldn't help buying a 1lb. bag of bubble gum a few days ago, so I've been doing nothng but chewing gum all week, heh.

http://cloudwalking.net/img/bubblegum.jpg

I tried to wink, but it looks a little more like I just closed my eye. :lol

And demon, that is a great picture of you. You're very handsome!

Yeah, it's funny to listen to girls say they hate me when I follow up my Dairy Queen lunch with a brownie earthquake, but I use the gifts I was given. Inversely, I'll probably be a scrawny dude until I keel over and no matter how much I work out, but I can deal with it.

I didn't realize you can even buy 1 pound bags of gum. Must be a Sam's Club thing. You take great pictures - I wish I were so photogenic. I just seem to make goofy expressions that people Photoshop men's crotches into.

 

[kablooey]

Cloudwalking reminds me of Barbara Eden aka (I Dream of) Jeannie in that photo. Maybe it's the wink.

demon's looking pretty good, but I think he should hit the gym to really get the gurlz.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Cloudwalking is definately hawt

 

[momolicious]

where is pic of cloudwalkings bf

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

You take great pictures - I wish I were so photogenic.

The secret to being photogenic is the lighting. My face is riddled with acne, scars from where I cut myself, trying to mimic Squall from FF8, premature sagging, wrinkles, liver spots, and flaky chunks of skin, but you can't tell when the picture's taken 5 - 10 feet away with soft, overhead, orangy lighting that projects onto my face and darkens my complexion by several shades.

demon: the word cloud used to describe you is spot on: handsome. You look like you belong at an opera, art show, or classy bar. ****, you even appear to know how to dress and properly groom yourself (no neckbeard, collar on shirt is unpopped, slight stubble, etc.).

edit: oh, ur hot cloudwalking (can't break the chain)

 

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah, I couldn't believe thats how Demon actually looks. I'm sure theres singles bars around where you are where you could pick up someone for your first romp. I'm sure the woman will be jumping all over you.

 

[kablooey]

demon: the word cloud used to describe you is spot on: handsome. You look like you belong at an opera, art show, or classy bar. ****, you even appear to know how to dress and properly groom yourself (no neckbeard, collar on shirt is unpopped, slight stubble, etc.).

What do you have against neckbeards

 

[Christopher]

What do you have against neckbeards

ew because they are nasty? But boy Cyborg your really kidding me as your skin looks prestine in those pictures.

 

[temp]

I'm surprised demon has problems, too. He must be fat or have a bunch of scars or something we can't see in that picture.

 

[Christopher]

I'm surprised demon has problems, too. He must be fat or have a bunch of scars or something we can't see in that picture.

Or he must have personality issues, just because you look swell doesn't mean that your the best person to chat with/start a conversation.

 

[temp]

Oh yeah, and you remind me of a younger, better-looking Kronsteen in From Russia with Love.

Or he must have personality issues, just because you look swell doesn't mean that your the best person to chat with/start a conversation.

I was kidding; I forgot you have to be serious all the time Mr. Serious.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

ew because they are nasty? But boy Cyborg your really kidding me as your skin looks prestine in those pictures.

haha, I'm not kidding you. If you compare the two pics I posted recently with ones in the past, you'll see the power of good lighting in action. But appearance-wise, I've always been an incredibly mixed bag; I go from looking pretty good to being downright ugly depending on the day. I'm like the chick from that Seinfeld episode who's super nasty under certain lighting hahah. Oh well, at least it keeps people on their toes. You never know what you're going ot get from me.

edit:
neckbeards: I don't know much about fashion, but I know neckbeards are out . Permanently.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Yeah, I couldn't believe thats how Demon actually looks. I'm sure theres singles bars around where you are where you could pick up someone for your first romp. I'm sure the woman will be jumping all over you.

While looks help, women can smell insecurity. Also, if you're the type that goes to a bar and fixate on one thing (tv, bar, etc.) without checking out the women around you... fail. Looks will only get you so far; you've got to make eye contact and initiate conversations.

 

[Kevtones]

I would love to have a trading card....anyone?

 

[Dilbert]

I'm surprised demon has problems, too. He must be fat or have a bunch of scars or something we can't see in that picture.

demon and Boogie don't have problems, other than a lack of confidence (when it comes to dating) and no instincts for closing the deal. Both guys seem to be intelligent, interesting, and clearly attractive. It will all come together for them at some point -- I'm not worried about either of them turning into pet parents or anything like that.

For what it's worth, I squandered my younger days not knowing what the hell to do, either. When I look back on my senior photo from high school, I kick myself for wasting so much time dorking around and not taking advantage of the fact that I was HOT. (Seriously.) I still had some fun times in my early 20s, but I'm over the hill now.

cloudwalking looks ace, as usual.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

I still had some fun times in my early 20s, but I'm over the hill now.

You look like a fun physics teacher who means business in school (still fun class tho) but parties the **** out on weekends. haha, not sure that's what you wanted to hear, but that's the image you're perpetuating right now.

edit: this thread requires pics of young[er] jinx.

 

[Christopher]

edit: this thread requires pics of young[er] jinx.

Wihout a doubt. You gotta back up those hot claims jinx.

 

[Rushmore]

Hey Tedtropy, can I get the trading card treatment? I'll be your best friend!