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Gaf is like an ocean full of retarded sharks.

Do not tempt them with the blood of your feminine sensitivities or they will try to chew your legs off with their rubber teeth.
 
masochist said:
Gaf is like an ocean full of retarded sharks.

Do not tempt them with the blood of your feminine sensitivities or they will try to chew your legs off with their rubber teeth.
Am I really that bad? I just wanted to know your shoe size :(
 
masochist said:
Gaf is like an ocean full of retarded sharks.

Do not tempt them with the blood of your feminine sensitivities or they will try to chew your legs off with their rubber teeth.

It's just GAF overcompensating. Its members have long since adapted to asexual reproduction capabilities due to a shortage of the fairer sex. It's simple science, people.
 
masochist said:
Gaf is like an ocean full of retarded sharks.

Do not tempt them with the blood of your feminine sensitivities or they will try to chew your legs off with their rubber teeth.

I was nodding and agreeing right along with you until you got to the rubber teeth part. Like, wtf?

BTW, when you're talking about the blood of your feminine sensitivities you're referring to a chick's period, right?
 
masochist said:
Gaf is like an ocean full of retarded sharks.

Do not tempt them with the blood of your feminine sensitivities or they will try to chew your legs off with their rubber teeth.

Gayming Age is above the need for womens, we are clearly the superior gaffers/gaffots.
 
masochist said:
Gaf is like an ocean full of retarded sharks.

Do not tempt them with the blood of your feminine sensitivities or they will try to chew your legs off with their rubber teeth.

So how many PMs have you gotten since revealing your of the girl persuasion? :lol
 
masochist said:
Gaf is like an ocean full of retarded sharks.

Do not tempt them with the blood of your feminine sensitivities or they will try to chew your legs off with their rubber teeth.
:lol :lol
 
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try italics... or [facetious]blah blah[/facetious]
or... yeah. Just ignore me, you're handling it fine :p
 
masochist said:
Christ, do I need to use a different font to signify when I'm being facetious?

When have you been facetious? I see nothing playful or humorus in your posts, but yes I suppose in your case a different font color would help.

and jinx does look like a good looking chap when he was younger.
 
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Note subtle use of orange juice to conceal my hideous visage.

I do have pictures with my actual face, but they are either from two years ago when I was rail thin and looked like that wanker from Coldplay if he was sixty years old and abusing heroin, or from a party where I was dressed like a pirate and had the world's most luxurious all-natural neckbeard. Which now that I think about it aren't very good reasons not to show them off.
 
Please lose the soul patch. The hair is nice, the glasses suit you, the soul patch makes you (and anybody else) look like a douchebag.
 
Bloodwake said:
I know this is too late, but..

Cloudwalking, nice pic.

Haha, thank you. I appreciate the compliment.

Funny how this thread tends to spin out of control and then die down for a while so often. I hope this thread never dies :lol

.hacked, you look great! I really like those glasses on you, but I have to agree with Haleon -- shave the soul patch.
 
cloudwalking said:
.hacked, you look great! I really like those glasses on you, but I have to agree with Haleon -- shave the soul patch.

...and the wallscrolls, but that's just personal opinion. :D
 
Katastrophy, I am going to be a pig right now... so cover your eyes...

I am going to play the roll of under-sexed, married, 36-year-old "old-guy" and say...

"I really like your breasts"

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I usually try not to make any sort of reference to any girl on any messageboard because you either come across as:

A.) An asshole
or
B.) A stalker

But I will say the boobage ain't bad.
 
Terribly sorry. I have bad eyes :$ :$ :$

still, if she'd of had the LCD switched on...

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crafty eh (oh and just in case, I will remove enlarged pic of much lauded boobies upon your request of course)
 
radioheadrule83 said:
Terribly sorry. I have bad eyes :$ :$ :$

still, if she'd of had the LCD switched on...

cameraperson.jpg


crafty eh (oh and just in case, I will remove enlarged pic of much lauded boobies upon your request of course)

well she was actually taking a picture of the shark that i had caught
 
radioheadrule83 said:
Terribly sorry. I have bad eyes :$ :$ :$

still, if she'd of had the LCD switched on...

cameraperson.jpg


crafty eh (oh and just in case, I will remove enlarged pic of much lauded boobies upon your request of course)

what if thats katastrophy´s mom?
 
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