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I found a really old pic of myself as well - think it's like four years old (I was 16/17) or so and my body looks exactly the same now.

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More recent:

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(Oh, and about the poster in the background - my dad is a perv ;)
 
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Y'know with a little makeup, you could do a convincing Osama bin Laden for a TV movie.

No offense meant
to Osama lololol
 
Ecrofirt said:
So, how'd you pull off the bike bit without getting killed?
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I thought it was a pose. There's no blur on the car so it's just standing there as well. I could be wrong but that's what I first thought. If it was actually a stunt, wow.
 
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Pokemon: The Leg-closer! Sorry, the picture has a very Mentos-like vibe. :D

And a little cross-thread pollination. This time I managed to spell 'forty' properly.

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It still gets me how big my forehead truly is, I know that might seem odd to you but I rarely look in the mirror for more than a couple of minutes a day... My hairline is fairly thin and so the camera can't pick it up all that well making it look further back than it actually is, luckily there's no history of hereditary baldness in my family so that's as bad as it's ever going to be. /excuse

Also; I was thinking about getting my hairline brought forward ever so slightly to reduce the effect. Oh yes, I'm also incredibly tired here... as you can see.
 
Phranky said:
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It still gets me how big my forehead truly is, I know that might seem odd to you but I rarely look in the mirror for more than a couple of minutes a day... My hairline is fairly thin and so the camera can't pick it up all that well making it look further back than it actually is, luckily there's no history of hereditary baldness in my family so that's as bad as it's ever going to be. /excuse

Also; I was thinking about getting my hairline brought forward ever so slightly to reduce the effect. Oh yes, I'm also incredibly tired here... as you can see.
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Phranky mate...stop putting yourself down. I've seen dozens of attractive women out with mindless cretins that look no-where as good looking as you. And there lies the problem....women, as adorable as they are, love mindless, ****ing stupid, brainless dolts. If you want to make yourself more attractive to women...don't worry about your looks....you need to slur your words, act like a primate oaf, wear a baseball cap and mix in "FU*K" with every word in your sentence and women will adore you.
 
COCKLES said:
Phranky mate...stop putting yourself down. I've seen dozens of attractive women out with mindless cretins that look no-where as good looking as you. And there lies the problem....women, as adorable as they are, love mindless, ****ing stupid, brainless dolts. If you want to make yourself more attractive to women...don't worry about your looks....you need to slur your words, act like a primate oaf, wear a baseball cap and mix in "FU*K" with every word in your sentence and women will adore you.
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I didn't mention women... I ruled them out of my life, too much effort for too little reward.

I am somewhat self-conscious about my giant head, that's true... However, it's my personality that's the problem. For example, a few weeks ago I was talking to a few student girls (I'm currently doing an MA in Creative Writing back home in Loughborough) and they asked me about some kind of party that night, I knew nothing about it and told them in the nicest possible way I could (this is me we're talking about). However, a week later I was talking to one of their male friends and he told me that the girls thought I was rude... I thought I was quite pleasant, how am I supposed to be nice to these people when I don't know I'm being rude?

My eccentricities and personality quirks aside; I'm just too old fashioned for modern society. For instance I rarely express my emotions around people and I'm also very formal and polite when talking to them... I should've been born in 19th century England when repressed emotionally stunted people were at their peak.
 
Phranky said:
I didn't mention women... I ruled them out of my life, too much effort for too little reward.

I am somewhat self-conscious about my giant head, that's true... However, it's my personality that's the problem. For example, a few weeks ago I was talking to a few student girls (I'm currently doing an MA in Creative Writing back home in Loughborough) and they asked me about some kind of party that night, I knew nothing about it and told them in the nicest possible way I could (this is me we're talking about). However, a week later I was talking to one of their male friends and he told me that the girls thought I was rude... I thought I was quite pleasant, how am I supposed to be nice to these people when I don't know I'm being rude?

My eccentricities and personality quirks aside; I'm just too old fashioned for modern society. For instance I rarely express my emotions around people and I'm also very formal and polite when talking to them... I should've been born in 19th century England when repressed emotionally stunted people were at their peak.
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Woah man, calm down.
 
Phranky said:
I didn't mention women... I ruled them out of my life, too much effort for too little reward.

I am somewhat self-conscious about my giant head, that's true... However, it's my personality that's the problem. For example, a few weeks ago I was talking to a few student girls (I'm currently doing an MA in Creative Writing back home in Loughborough) and they asked me about some kind of party that night, I knew nothing about it and told them in the nicest possible way I could (this is me we're talking about). However, a week later I was talking to one of their male friends and he told me that the girls thought I was rude... I thought I was quite pleasant, how am I supposed to be nice to these people when I don't know I'm being rude?

My eccentricities and personality quirks aside; I'm just too old fashioned for modern society. For instance I rarely express my emotions around people and I'm also very formal and polite when talking to them... I should've been born in 19th century England when repressed emotionally stunted people were at their peak.
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Shut up...seriously.
 
Phranky, get a ****ing clue already. There is nothing wrong with you.

Phranky said:
I didn't mention women... I ruled them out of my life, too much effort for too little reward.

I am somewhat self-conscious about my giant head, that's true... However, it's my personality that's the problem. For example, a few weeks ago I was talking to a few student girls (I'm currently doing an MA in Creative Writing back home in Loughborough) and they asked me about some kind of party that night, I knew nothing about it and told them in the nicest possible way I could (this is me we're talking about). However, a week later I was talking to one of their male friends and he told me that the girls thought I was rude... I thought I was quite pleasant, how am I supposed to be nice to these people when I don't know I'm being rude?

My eccentricities and personality quirks aside; I'm just too old fashioned for modern society. For instance I rarely express my emotions around people and I'm also very formal and polite when talking to them... I should've been born in 19th century England when repressed emotionally stunted people were at their peak.
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So? Why do you put so much weight into their particular feelings about you being rude, you were doing your best being polite. What more can you do? Do you really think you are the only one in the world who has trouble expressing themselves?
 
DigDugDirkDiggler said:
Shut up...seriously.
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Edited for no good reason.

Can you all stop thinking I'm completely ****ing miserable and just saying this shit to get attention, don't take everything so seriously. I love being slightly ****ed up, odd and different... All of those woe is me posts from the past were from when I thought I had to be like everybody else, I can never be like that and now that I've accepted it I'm far happier. Anyway, it makes my writing all the more interesting.
 
Phranky said:
I quite enjoy being a little bit ****ed up. Makes my writing all the more interesting.
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No you don't, that's just your depression.

Oh, am I wrong, you're not depressed? Well how am I supposed to know from behind this computer? What you need is some person or instance to get you out of whatever shithole you are in. For the love of Christ just seek professional aid will you.
 
Phranky said:
For example, a few weeks ago I was talking to a few student girls (I'm currently doing an MA in Creative Writing back home in Loughborough) and they asked me about some kind of party that night, I knew nothing about it and told them in the nicest possible way I could (this is me we're talking about).
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I don't understand this. You told them in the "nicest way possible" that you didn't know about a party? How much politeness and tact does that involve?

At least you have girls talking to you about parties and stuff. College is behind me for good and I've never been to a party in my life.



And yeah, so you have a receded hairline; lots of guys do. Work with it. You look like you cut your own hair.....go to a stylist and say "make my hair not look like shit", even if that involves doing the barely shaven head look...that look might go over well with your face. It's the "in" thing for balding guys nowadays anyway.
 
demon said:
I don't understand this. You told them in the "nicest way possible" that you didn't know about a party? How much politeness and tact does that involve?

At least you have girls talking to you about parties and stuff. College is behind me for good and I've never been to a party in my life.



And yeah, so you have a receded hairline; lots of guys do. Work with it. You look like you cut your own hair.....go to a stylist and say "make my hair not look like shit", even if that involves doing the barely shaven head look...that look might go over well with your face. It's the "in" thing for balding guys nowadays anyway.
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STFU. You had a date with a hot girl and you blew it. You have no right to complain about any girl problems ever again.
 
Systems_id said:
STFU. You had a date with a hot girl and you blew it. You have no right to complain about any girl problems ever again.
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You STFU. I had one boring date so now I'm not allowed to complain about girl problems? That was hardly a date anyway.
 
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