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[Boogie]

Guys, get back on track. This happened before and thread was threatened to be locked. Take this shit somewhere else guys. Don't kill this thread.

pfft, this thread was also threatened to be locked because of shirtless dudes, but that hasn't stopped people. This thread is invincible.

You STFU. I had one boring date so now I'm not allowed to complain about girl problems? That was hardly a date anyway.

srsly. no matter what socreges told you, it seems going for coffee doesn't mean much.

 

[muttyeah416]

yeah but we're not supposed to take him seriously

 

[temp]

You see, this shit is why I stay away from people.

I can see why people would be annoyed by someone pretty consistently complaining about himself. Serious to God, saying that you're just different or that other people are stupid or in the wrong as an excuse to stay unpersonable is just bad reasoning. You wouldn't complain about it at all if you really didn't care, so since you do care you need to actually help yourself. Bellyaching isn't working to your advantage with anyone.



P.S. Good picture.

 

[Phranky]

it looks like your fishing for compliments/attention with this sad story.

First of all, I wasn't the one who derailed this thread and posted shit about women. Secondly, when people don't understand exactly what I'm saying (as with every reply in this thread) I get frustrated and pissed off which is what this means:

You see, this shit is why I say away from people.

There's no other ulterior motive behind that... ok? I'm done with this thread.

 

[temp]

First of all, I wasn't the one who derailed this thread and posted shit about women. Secondly, when people don't understand exactly what I'm saying (as with every reply in this thread) I get frustrated and pissed off which is what this means:



There's no other ulterior motive behind that... ok? I'm done with this thread.

There you go being all angry again!

 

[AlanHemberger]

pfft, this thread was also threatened to be locked because of shirtless dudes, but that hasn't stopped people. This thread is invincible.

I don't want to take that chance.

There's no other ulterior motive behind that... ok? I'm done with this thread.

Please. Just start another thread titled "Phranky's Picture Thread

 

[Star Power]

The #ga folks got me to do this:

Took these with my cell phone at work, so don't judge too harshly.

Wow... you are gorgeous!

 

[Crab Shaker]

I don't want to take that chance.


Please. Just start another thread titled "Phranky's Picture Thread

I have grown fond of you and your avatar Mr."I live so close to you I could stalk you or vice-versa". I must ask, who is this woman?

 

[AlanHemberger]

I have grown fond of you and your avatar Mr."I live so close to you I could stalk you or vice-versa". I must ask, who is this woman?

:lol

She's some weather lady

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123255&highlight=flirtiest+blog+avatar

 

[Systems_id]

You STFU. I had one boring date so now I'm not allowed to complain about girl problems? That was hardly a date anyway.

You at least have girls hit on you, just seems like you're too stupid to act on it.

 

[Boogie]

You at least have girls hit on you, just seems like you're too stupid to act on it.

VIRGIN FIGHT!

err, I mean....

VIRGIN VERSUS ONLY HAD SEX VIA HOOKER FIGHT!

 

[Meier]

Me and my buddy Danny who's looking goofy (I'm on the left for the thread newbies).

 

[Jugendstil]

Me and my best friend before my band played last Friday night. Note: I am not the small asian girl.

 

[temp]

Me and my best friend before my band played last Friday night. Note: I am not the small asian girl.

You look like Phranky if everything had gone right.

 

[Stinkles]

I am somewhat self-conscious about my giant head, that's true... .

I bet he's crying himself to sleep on his giant pillow.

 

[Incognito]

toying around with the '24 iMac...

 

[tedtropy]

New picture:

It still gets me how big my forehead truly is, I know that might seem odd to you but I rarely look in the mirror for more than a couple of minutes a day... My hairline is fairly thin and so the camera can't pick it up all that well making it look further back than it actually is, luckily there's no history of hereditary baldness in my family so that's as bad as it's ever going to be. /excuse

Also; I was thinking about getting my hairline brought forward ever so slightly to reduce the effect. Oh yes, I'm also incredibly tired here... as you can see.

Eh, my being an ugly bastard doesn't stop me from enjoying life, plastering my face all over GAF, and, once in a rare while, having a little fun with the fairer sex. Seriously, all that crap they say about confidence and humor (GAF: cocky/funny) really does go a long way. Embrace what you excel at and all that.

Oh, and I'm not calling you an ugly bastard, I just probably have a good idea of how you feel at times.

 

[Stinkles]

Eh, my being an ugly bastard doesn't stop me from enjoying life, plastering my face all over GAF, and, once in a rare while, having a little fun with the fairer sex. Seriously, all that crap they say about confidence and humor (GAF: cocky/funny) really does go a long way. Embrace what you excel at and all that.

Oh, and I'm not calling you an ugly bastard, I just probably have a good idea of how you feel at times.

QFT: This is me and I get laid all the time.

 

[tedtropy]

QFT: This is me and I get laid all the time.

You just scream "sensitive listener".

 

[Stinkles]

You just scream "sensitive listener".

Exactly. Chicks take one look at my huge cauliflower ears and that's what they think.

 

[FightyF]

You look like Phranky if everything had gone right.

I'm sorry, but... :lol

 

[White Man]

You just scream "sensitive listener".

That and he resembles a giant penis.

 

[tedtropy]

That and he resembles a giant penis.

But...they told me that doesn't matter. I've got some serious thinking to do.

 

[Jugendstil]

I bet he's crying himself to sleep on his giant pillow.

Hmmm... thanks, I guess.

 

[Kevtones]

You look like Phranky if everything had gone right.

:lol

In all seriousness I think Phranky just needs to lighten up. His anxiety and confusion compound every time he has a bad interpersonal encounter in life or this thread. I think he needs to go to a professional masseus, maybe seek some psychological help and talk with people close to him or those he can confide in on how he feels.

It seems to be bottling things up and these redundant self-indulgent posts do nothing but hurt him. The cyle is:

Phranky post
STFU reaction
Phranky 'I'm misunderstood'
Funny jokes
Phranky leaves
More funny jokes

It is depressing and annoying. And really, Phranky isn't a bad looking guy but he seems intent on making us believe it by posting in this thread to show us his larger forehead. He needs be able to laugh it himself, maybe crack a joke like: You know what they say about guys with large foreheads....Or something, just lighten him up and alleviate that anxiety.

 

[Koshiba]

Uhm.. Wow to the off topicness. Post to keep on topic, here's a funny picture of me totally off guard and focusing on a box of tampons for some reason. :lol

 

[boutrosinit]

QFT: This is me and I get laid all the time.

I want to make romance inside of you.

 

[Geek]

You look like Phranky if everything had gone right.

Minus the leather pants decision, of course.

 

[jarosh]

Minus the leather pants decision, of course.

update your site more

 

[Geek]

update your site more

K

 

[Jugendstil]

Minus the leather pants decision, of course.

Required band attire. Not my choice!

 

[LordMaji]

Alright, I never take photo's unless I'm sitting here @ work. So uhhh whatever. Here's my contribution for the month of October.

Took this about 20mins ago.

 

[Geek]

Required band attire. Not my choice!

Whatever! I'm not ever within 5 feet of little asian foxes (unless I'm train groping) so WTF do I know?

 

[Nick]

Where is Liu Kang when we need him? Phranky, you're a one-trick pony. You *probably* have the ability to get over your limitations, but you must do a few things:

1) Shut up.
2) Shut up.

Very simple.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Uhm.. Wow to the off topicness. Post to keep on topic, here's a funny picture of me totally off guard and focusing on a box of tampons for some reason. :lol

Is that your real hair? I really like this picture

 

[jarosh]

Is that your real hair? I really like this picture

you should be banned from this topic until you post a pic of yourself.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Ewww.

 

[tedtropy]

Alright, I never take photo's unless I'm sitting here @ work. So uhhh whatever. Here's my contribution for the month of October.

Took this about 20mins ago.

Part of me thinks you'd look better with just the ghotte. But I'm male, heterosexual, and hate guys that can grow facial hair as I seem to have great difficulty doing it for 24-year old, so what's my advice worth? I'll just let this awesome Photoshop effort speak for me...

Oh, and we sorta have the same haircut. GAF POWER!

 

[jarosh]

omg olimario is back

 

[LordMaji]

Part of me thinks you'd look better with just the ghotte. But I'm male, heterosexual, and hate guys that can grow facial hair as I seem to have great difficulty doing it for 24-year old, so what's my advice worth? I'll just let this awesome Photoshop effort speak for me...

Oh, and we sorta have the same haircut. GAF POWER!

lol. damn that's awesome man. I really don't know what to think of it. :lol

I didn't grow facial hair until I turned 21. Don't know what I did to do it either. Sorry.

You could try shaving it anyways. Grows back thicker apprently everytime you do it. :lol

 

[Meier]

omg olimario is back

:lol :lol And seriously.. a goatee without the 'stache is supremely unstylish.

 

[Escape Goat]

you would look alot better with the full goatee/stache thing.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

'Stacheless goatee ftw!

 

[Escape Goat]

'Stacheless goatee ftw!

Cup of liquid + expensive electrical machinery = Profit

 

[jarosh]

don't listen to tedtropy. this is how you score with the ladies

 

[LordMaji]

don't listen to tedtropy. this is how you score with the ladies

:lol :lol :lol

I should use that as my avatar. :lol

 

[tedtropy]

omg olimario is back

You shut your dirty whore mouth. I'll have you know I don't even have a girlfriend to whore out for gaming consoles.

don't listen to tedtropy. this is how you score with the ladies

Now give him lasers and stuff...and 'chop me in some bitching facial hair.

I didn't grow facial hair until I turned 21. Don't know what I did to do it either. Sorry.

You could try shaving it anyways. Grows back thicker apprently everytime you do it. :lol

Eh, I've tried shaving it, not shaving it, applying unicorn semen, you name it. I'm just screwed in that department. If I wait a few days I can get a little chin fuzz. I'm as hairy as any other man from the waist down, but it's just a head of hair and some nipple pubes from that point up.

 

[jarosh]

:lol :lol :lol

I should use that as my avatar. :lol

YES YOU SHOULD

 

[reggieandTFE]

Me a couple of weeks ago.



Me with half of a head.

 

[jarosh]

You shut your dirty whore mouth. I'll have you know I don't even have a girlfriend to whore out for gaming consoles.

lol i still love you