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[vas_a_morir]

Go Bengals.

Me playing at the worst dive in H-town. We didn't get robbed that night.

 

[Crab Shaker]

Wow thanks guys...didn't expect that haha. Long time no talk chris, but what's wrong with my eyebrows ?

 

[Corwood Rep]

You need to smile.

It's not so much that I don't smile as it is that the picture in question was taken at 5 or 6 in the morning.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

...you mean.....your not John Goodman?

Also not me. That was my roommate last year --GAF wagged their finger at me for not liking him 100%

 

[dark_chris]

More pics of the hot female friend are needed.

Fine Fine. Ask and recieve.

 

[BlackMage]

did you tap that? awww yeaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[dark_chris]

did you tap that? awww yeaaaaaaaaaaah

No. :lol Shes my best friend.

 

[BlackMage]

No. :lol Shes my best friend.

that's impossible

 

[dark_chris]

that's impossible

What's impossible? lol. Its true.

 

[rc213]

What's impossible? lol. Its true.

Your a good man dark_chris,

Spoiler

How was it?

From that last picture it seems she got some junk in the trunk. Nice!

 

[probune]

 

[Mr YuYu]

Hopefully he didn't get the XTi. The XT takes great quality shots on its own. The only real difference is 2 megapixels which, for ametuer photographers, doesn't make a huge difference.

Playing around with the filters on the XT right when I woke up.

miss GAF 2007 confirmed!

 

[mabuza]

miss GAF 2007 confirmed!

doesnt take much does it?

 

[etiolate]

Fine Fine. Ask and recieve.

Has she ever thought of changing her name to Tad? Because she's got T & A, so all she needs is my D.

Spoiler

thank you

 

[Prine]

2 Step!

nuff Chupa Chup being given away

Who's He?

Round 1!

jk, he's ma boi

 

[AtomicShroom]

 

[Diablos]

No. :lol Shes my best friend.

How can you have a "best friend" that good looking? I'd go crazy.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

The only platonic friend I've ever had recieved 'pipe' 8 years in... We no longer talk at all.

Do's and Don'ts of Cultivating and Maintaining a Platonic Friendship with a Woman You Would Otherwise Want To Have a Relationship With and Quite Possibly Marry.

* DO play and replay scenarios in your mind where you come out and declare your true feelings to her, whereupon you proceed directly to frenzied yet sensitive, passionate, and completely fulfilling love-making.
* DO NOT actually attempt this.

* DO rehearse elaborate and impassioned declarations of your love
* DO NOT ever let anyone hear you doing this.
* DO NOT ever actually give her the speech. (Instead, drop little, enigmatic, self-deprecating hints to her, and then agonize over why she does not pick up on them.)

* DO listen to all her problems with men:
o No matter how many times you have heard her make these same mistakes (with other men), DO NOT get so entranced by her soft, full lips that you lean forward and kiss her. (Fantasize about it instead.) DO feel the knife twisting and your insides tearing up as you listen to this
o DO develop a gnawing enviousness that grows into an insane jealousy

* DO commiserate with your close guy friends. See who can come up with the most heinously painful story about "The Treatment." Shudder in unison.

* DO NOT confide in any of your female friends, because:
1. They won't understand.
2. They've done it themselves. In fact, they enjoy doing it.
3. They'll think you are talking about them.
4. They are obligated to pass on their knowledge to the Psychological Warfare Division of the Sisterhood to Destroy All Men.

* DO get drunk and maudlin about her
* DO NOT get drunk and confront her

* If you do reveal your true feelings to her while drunk or in an otherwise abnormal or altered state of mind (incl. unwarranted happiness, ridiculously deep depression, brain fever, etc.), DO deny and disavow all statements the next day.
* DO say how it would be such a big mistake if you were to get together with her.
* DO joke about it afterwards.
* DO NOT cry, break down, and admit that you have been carrying a torch for her for ___ weeks/months/years/aeons.
* DO NOT consciously avoid her for the next two weeks (avoid her unconsciously).

* DO curse yourself for being a miserable, spineless, pathetic, emotionally-stunted fool.
* DO promise that you will change, that things will be different.
* DO NOT actually change.

* DO agonize about whether to sign letters to her "love" or "your friend"
* DO NOT pretend you are kissing her when you lick the envelope.
* DO vacillate between fearing that she will discover how you feel about her and hoping that she does.
* DO seek out opportunities to hug, air/cheek kiss, and give/receive back rubs
* DO NOT let things get out of hand (if this should happen, apologize profusely and disavow everything)

* DO become trapped in a shallow, meaningless, lifeless relationship.
* DO NOT actually seek out a secure, quality, lasting relationship, as this would interfere with your fantasizing about her
* DO complain bitterly about this awful relationship to all your friends and to her.
* DO create a web page that is vague enough to be relevant to the masses, yet specific enough so that the one, special platonic friend you've been carrying a torch for reads it, comes to her senses, and fulfills Fantasy #4

 

[justjohn]

prine why have you got jt in your av?

 

[tedtropy]

I wish I could grow sideburns like that.

I wish I could grow sideburns.

 

[dark_chris]

Your a good man dark_chris,

Spoiler

How was it?

From that last picture it seems she got some junk in the trunk. Nice!

Yea, she has alot of junk for just a skinny girl. :lol

How can you have a "best friend" that good looking? I'd go crazy.

Simple. If I was to make a move on her, everything would be awkward and see her less often. Plus, her and I have many many things in common, like shes like me but gender difference. :lol

I still have alot left

*edited*
Here is one more. Just cause I like you guys. Its pixelated tho.

 

[hXc_thugg]

That girl is not skinny or attractive even slightly. I hate this thread, I'm not coming here again until more pictures of Suerte surface.

 

[Prine]

prine why have you got jt in your av?

:lol It really bothers people thats why.

 

[dark_chris]

Me at Prom.

 

[fmcato]

doesnt take much does it?

Sharp knees. No Miss Neogaf this year. Again.

 

[probune]

That girl is not skinny or attractive even slightly. I hate this thread, I'm not coming here again until more pictures of Suerte surface.

The internet's high standards always astound me, even though they really shouldn't by now. sharp knees etc

 

[dark_chris]

The internet's high standards always astound me, even though they really shouldn't by now. sharp knees etc

I'm surprised by it too.

 

[johnsenclan]

Me, me and me.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

Me, me and me.

HA!

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Pretty cool.

 

[Koshiba]

The internet's high standards always astound me, even though they really shouldn't by now. sharp knees etc

Yeah, that girl is really cute and I think her body is fine, looks skinny to me. Then again, I'm a whale by internet standards so who knows. :lol

johnsenclan, cool pic. Reminds me of the pictures one of my friends do all the time.

 

[scaffa]

It was time for me to post something in this thread so there ya go.

 

[El_Victor]

Make those shoes shine, commoner.

Yeah; I'm too awesome to look into the camera.

The morning after, I never went to sleep.

 

[valkillmore]

...pics...

You look like the lovechild between Sam Rockwell and Michael Cera! :lol :lol you're cute. If I were gay, you'd do it for me.

 

[dark_chris]

Just remember shes a total jailbait. :lol :lol

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Rubber or not, his hand looks decades younger than his face.

 

[El_Victor]

Rubber or not, his hand looks decades younger than his face.

5-6 years of severe acne can **** up any face.

 

[demon]

Make those shoes shine, commoner.

Yeah; I'm too awesome to look into the camera.

The morning after, I never went to sleep.

5-6 years of severe acne can **** up any face.

seems to do wonders for hands, though.

 

[El_Victor]

seems to do wonders for hands, though.

I often hear that my hands are the hands of a beautiful girl, I'm not sure that's a good thing.

 

[Stinkles]

 

[taku]

Since I've already posted an image of myself, I guess I'll just have to bump this topic with one of my amazing party tricks.

 

[bud]

thanks a lot for showing your toes.

too bad i'm not quentin tarantino

 

[taku]

Hey, that trick gets me all the beautiful ladies, mind you!

 

[Macam]

Somehow I don't think a whole lot of people aren't going to necessarily get that

 

[Dilbert]

OMG :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Trurl]

 

[CajoleJuice]

I don't even get how that fits in the thread but :lol :lol

 

[Alucard]

Atop Mount Royal in Montreal...

Patio fun in Quebec City, looking like I'm at the gates of hell.

 

[Bizarro Sun Yat-sen]

looking relatively normal

under demonic possession

 

[Yixian]

nuff Chupa Chup being given away

It pleases me to hear good old urban British slang on a forum like this ^^

Greatest word in the english language? = innit.