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[kunonabi]

"It makes me sick to think I was fucking a woman who was having sex with an alligator."

No words. Should have sent a poet.

Sometimes I wonder if that quote would be funnier in context.

 

[Videoneon]

Holy shit this made my night.

Finally, a lizard fucking anime. Better lock the doors!

 

[Takao]

Holy shit this made my night.

Finally, a lizard fucking anime. Better lock the doors!

there are anime where people fuck lizards

but no anime where hockey is played as a central sport

weird ass japan

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Just finished viewing it. It was something.

 

[TheTowel]

Must have looked great on that oled.

 

[Chet Rippo]

there are anime where people fuck lizards

but no anime where hockey is played as a central sport

weird ass japan

They made the right choice.

 

[speculawyer]

Someone owning a Vita is the real news here.

It never gets old.

 

[DarkLegion]

Thread reminds me of this time I saw a kid in the train with a pedobear theme on his phone. Idk if he knew what it was..

 

[Kite]

Bet you there is a manga about ice hockey, there is one of every topic imaginable. There is even one about wine tasting and is pretty popular iirc.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Congrats on finding a vita in the wild.

 

[Anticitizen One]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7ng-U_fks

History repeats.

There is so much wrong in that video I don't even know where to begin. "If your not willing to pay money or don't have a credit card your not going to be watching porn on the Internet" is my favorite. Also those people all look like child molesters.

 

[Norua]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

Trying not to laugh so I don't wake up my girlfriend. I'm dying here.

 

[sleepykyo]

Just finished viewing it. It was something.

 

[NoTacos]

Oh sweet baby Jesus this thread is too much.

I died at "I'm about to come with the force of a thousand Suns!"

 

[jaxword]

 

[NoTacos]

http://i.imgur.com/4oQjO.jpg

LOL so now we know what really happened to Kirk........

 

[Regulus Tera]

Well at least it wasn't netorare.

edit: lol at all the people checking it

 

[Wyndstryker]

LOL so now we know what really happened to Kirk........

Star Trek fans will never be the same once people realize the truth.

 

[Extollere]

How can anyone just watch porn? I mean, you gotta go all the way with it right? How can he just sit there and watch it? Is he analyzing the plot?

I look at hentai books ALL the time. Like all the fucking time (several times per day). Most of the time, I don't even take it there. I just really love the art, drawings of sexual acts are just my thing. So yeah, I guess you can just sit there and watch it. Unfortunately, most animated hentai is worthless.

 

[Wiktor]

Reminds me of this japanese PSP ad

 

[How About No]

I look at hentai books ALL the time. Like all the fucking time (several times per day). Most of the time, I don't even take it there. I just really love the art, drawings of sexual acts are just my thing. So yeah, I guess you can just sit there and watch it. Unfortunately, most animated hentai is worthless.

With my very little experience with animated hentai, I feel the same way. The frame-by-frame animation and lack of detail turns me off.

Err...I mean, what?

 

[JDSN]

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT

SERIOUSLY WHO?

 

[bangai-o]

what about 3ds owners?

 

[Basileus777]

what about 3ds owners?

Waiting on the 3d conversion.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

I don't know what you're talking about. NSFW

"A dick with phimosis is the best" holy shit. This anime broad is fucking Doom_bringer Jesus this thread is amazing lmao

 

[AlphaTwo00]

So someone on the TTC was on the Vita watching Hentai, and of all people from TOGaf that would have seen it, it had to be Kraftwerk. Well of course.

Then again, the TTC attracts a strange set of people during all hours. I've seen a bum get on, smelling terrible, then peeing himself right in the middle of the train.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

You magnificent bastard!

 

[Devolution]

At this point it'd probably weird me out more if someone next to me on transit was on gaf.

 

[sleepykyo]

Hater.

Don't know how I overlooked this.

Bible Black (prequel and main) > anything Pixy/Lilith makes.

 

[Wyndstryker]

So someone on the TTC was on the Vita watching Hentai, and of all people from TOGaf that would have seen it, it had to be Kraftwerk. Well of course.

Then again, the TTC attracts a strange set of people during all hours. I've seen a bum get on, smelling terrible, then peeing himself right in the middle of the train.

Yeah, we get all sorts of crazies on the TTC.

Don't know how many times I've seen security and police escort people out.

 

[G-Fex]

and I thought bronies were bad.

You guys....wow.

SMH humanity

 

[HiiiLife]

I could never go all the way with Hentai. It just felt awkward even watching the first thirty seconds. Lol.

 

[Takao]

Bet you there is a manga about ice hockey, there is one of every topic imaginable. There is even one about wine tasting and is pretty popular iirc.

Nah, there's no manga I know of devoted to the actual sport of hockey. I think there's some romance manga that uses a hockey team as a backdrop for the rest of the story, but that's not zee same.

 

[zoukka]

He just wants to be a glorious salaryman when he grows up.

 

[joe2187]

SERIOUSLY WHO?

Leviticus 11:13
...And your excrement shall become my sustenance

 

[AnathemicOne]

I demand this thread to now be about tentacle hentai

 

[Tesseract]

bible black ain't bad.

 

[MormaPope]

Good news for Sony:

Someone bought a Vita

Bad News for Sony:

No software means the people buying it may just use it for hentai.

 

[slightconfuse]

sony should market to this might down sell the vita 47-5 next time

 

[Vagabundo]

I've seen loads of women reading 50 shades of gray on the bus.

 

[sleepykyo]

Good news for Sony:

Someone bought a Vita

Bad News for Sony:

No software means the people buying it may just use it for hentai.

Pretty sure porn of various sorts was what the PS3 was used for during its first 2 years.

Also
http://kotaku.com/5331059/japanese-porn-ps3-distribution-start.

Sony might as well accept that their PS4 early adopters will using it for 3D porn.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

This thread's got lizard porn?

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

Is the Vita good for anything else?

Yeah. Games.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Maybe Spider-Man can save Sara.

 

[Concept17]

Not even a lizard hentai thread can go without bashing the vita. ffs.

 

[Kinyou]

I'm sure he was watching it for the plot

 

[Secret Fawful]

No thread containing ridiculous hentai quotes can go without this gem.

http://i.picpar.com/b8f235ddca33c1a266d1800217bc52042ee1f618.PNG

 

[sleepykyo]

Maybe Spider-Man can save Sara.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waW1m_qm6y0

 

[The Adder]

Sometimes I wonder if that quote would be funnier in context.

It's not...

OH SHIT I MEAN...

 

[Misterinenja]

Typical Vita user right there.