1. I don't really feel sorry for you. You obviously were trying to find a loophole and weren't getting the point.
2. As some one else said, I'm not sure why you think Buttsmasher sounds any better than FaintColt. Hell, usually I see a nick like that on PSN and I assume some immature person that I probably want to avoid (it's an eyeroll worthy name basically).
3. I usually make all my nicks tigress but the random one MS gave me was actually pretty cool so I kept it, ShadowRiver767. Haha, I got a decent random one from their name generator
. well other than the number but at least the number is pretty memorable (I have a bad memory for numbers).