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During a time before games had bloated budgets that allowed for new things to come about such as clear, professional sounding voice acting...we've all played games that had sound clips. Despite what the game/instruction manual tells you...some character's attack shouts and even in game miscellaneous voice clips have often left us with "what did he say? What is he even saying???" Post our misheard voices and gibberish here.

My offerings:
Streets of Rage 2
When fighting those ninjas that look like the classic version of Cyclops from X-Men (they can be first found on the Pirate Ship section of the Amusement Park stage), they do this sliding maneuver and it sounds like they're saying "Neepo-cali-boo-sin" ...wth??

King of Fighters 99
When K' performs Blackout, it sounds like "Mmboutaslide" (Which makes sense cause he, well...slides forward) He's actually saying "Blackout" but with a heavy accent. Future games have gotten better with the pronounciation

Street Fighter II
Hurricane Kick sounds like "Tet-sy-set-padookits!!"

King of Fighters Maximum Impact (english voice)
The final boss of the game, Duke, when he does his special where he slams the ground with his fist, sounds like he screams "god DAMMIT!!!!"

Punch Out!! (Wii)
Soda Popinski says "BITCH" when he catches you with an Uppercut. When you get knocked down by Bald Bull, he sounds like he says "I see a nigga standing" Glass Joe says "oh shit" sometimes when you hit him

Some that come to mind but I've heard much more from other games lol

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

 

[Gentleman Jack]

[QUOTE="D";148585343]Street Fighter II
Hurricane Kick sounds like "Tet-sy-set-padookits!!"[/QUOTE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_x1rRg7mM

I'd like some pound cake!

 

[DidntKnowJack]

In the original Luigi's Mansion for the Gamecube, the characters all spoke gibberish. But the professor (or whatever his name was) would constantly say "Suck a ducky."

 

[Poltergust]

I have no idea what Odolwa is chanting in Majora's Mask.

But it sounds awesome.

 

[Vorpal]

MUTTON! FREEEESH MUTTON!

I swore it was "mushrooms, fresh mushrooms" before I saw it actually typed out in a Xillia thread.

 

["D"]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

I dunno about everyone else but to ME it sounds like "POOH BA GAH!!!"

 

[sixteen-bit]

the loco roco characters say some fucked up shit iirc

 

[Ryouji Gunblade]

Mitsurugi in Soul Calibur II.

P. E. sucks!

Two-socks divide!

 

[Adaren]

This Lightning Returns trailer.

 

[Thick James]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

BOOGALA

 

[bomblord1]

When I was younger I thought diddy kong racing said "keep playing" instead of "get ready" when a race started.

 

[tim_pkmn89]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

Oo-bi-da-gah

 

[JinjoUnchained]

Star Fox thread?

More recently, all of the "dialogue" in Pikmin 3. Brittany: "Churu!"

I have no idea what Odolwa is chanting in Majora's Mask.

But it sounds awesome.

Sounds kind of like "I love it, I love it!" Now why he would say that about swarms of insects is beyond me.

 

[gigantor21]

Oh, God, Street Fighter is great with those.

Spinning Bird Kick in SFII = "TING TANG KICK"
Sagat yelling about Fiber all the goddamn time on SNES.
Even in SFIV you have "Jaguar Sleepover!" and Akuma all "I'llgetyoumynumber". XD

 

[Magnet_Man]

The classics:
Gambit's "Credit card" in MvC2.

"So long, gay Bowser!" Mario 64.

 

[Crayolan]

"So long, gay Bowser!"

[QUOTE="D";148585343]
Punch Out!! (Wii)
Soda Popinski says "BITCH" when he catches you with an Uppercut. When you get knocked down by Bald Bull, he sounds like he says "I see a nigga standing" Glass Joe says "oh shit" sometimes when you hit him
[/QUOTE]

Should this really count since they're not even speaking english?

 

[MAX PAYMENT]

RE jibble sandwich

 

[OchreHand]

Raiden's superman move in any of the Mortal Kombats. Me and my friends just used to yell gibberish.

 

[KnightHart]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

"POO GA DAH"

Or something

 

[Dead Man Typing]

In Resident Evil 1, Barry's famous "You were almost a Jill sandwich" line is distorted by the voice actor laughing slightly. It sounds like "You were almost a gerbil sandwich" to me, which made no sense.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Raiden's superman move in any of the Mortal Kombats. Me and my friends just used to yell gibberish.

I'm pretty sure the lines for that moves and others like Kung Lao's and Liu Kang's in the older MK's are just gibberish lol

 

[Giard]

[QUOTE="D";148585343]
Streets of Rage 2
When fighting those ninjas that look like the classic version of Cyclops from X-Men (they can be first found on the Pirate Ship section of the Amusement Park stage), they do this sliding maneuver and it sounds like they're saying "Neepo-cali-boo-sin" ...wth??
[/QUOTE]

I think they're saying "Ninpo Kage Bunshin", so you were pretty close.

 

[llehuty]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

Poo the kart

Spoiler

#canon

 

[tief_blau]

Another from a fighting game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfWtjMeLcjI

Spoiler

Hope you like dicks.

 

[joe2187]

GRAB MY LEG! Darkstalkers

GET OFF! MGRR

 

["D"]

Star Fox thread?

More recently, all of the "dialogue" in Pikmin 3. Brittany: "Churu!"



Sounds kind of like "I love it, I love it!" Now why he would say that about swarms of insects is beyond me.

Speaking of Star Fox, Falco sounds like he says "Oh we be dubbing"

 

[McDougles]

Honga dinga donggggaaa

Spoiler

I know that's not the thread intention, but I always think I'm hearing backwards English in there.

 

[m_shortpants]

From PS2 era GTA (GTA3, VC, San Andreas) pedestrians

"Cheesy vagina"
"Your mother's my sister"
"Are you high? Can I have some?"

 

["D"]

"So long, gay Bowser!"



Should this really count since they're not even speaking english?

Lol you changed it on me

 

[John Kowalski]

Bear seek seek lest.

 

[Choomp]

In the original Luigi's Mansion for the Gamecube, the characters all spoke gibberish. But the professor (or whatever his name was) would constantly say "Suck a ducky."

I love that gibberish voice acting. Whenever a Nintendo game tries to do actual voiceovers it sucks, the gibberish is cute, best instance is definitely Animal Crossing though.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

[QUOTE="D";148587230]I didn't know they WEREN'T speaking english until this thread lol...I just thought it was gibberish cause it didn't sound like Japanese to me[/QUOTE]

Why wouldn't you assume they were speaking their native languages respective to their incredibly distinct nationalities...? Which... they are.

The game is also Canadian, not Japanese!

 

[unaveragekid2]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

OOGA BOOGA!

 

[super-famicom]

Bear seek seek lest.

Oh, Emerald Herald...

 

[Wheresmycoffee]

Street Fighter 4

Soul Fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot2SaPFtYIc

 

[Madness]

The classics:
Gambit's "Credit card" in MvC2.

"So long, gay Bowser!" Mario 64.

Was going to post this. When I played SM64 back in the day, I never once heard it like that. And I beat the game maybe 5+ times, played Bowser over and over. And yet, now, when I watch or play the game, because I've heard the, so long gay Bowser, it's all that I can hear. It's one of those once heard, can't unhear, once seen, can't unsee things.

 

["D"]

"So long, gay Bowser!"



Should this really count since they're not even speaking english?

I know they're speaking their native tongue, but it still sounds like those things though lol

 

[Zareka]

I remember never ever being able to work out what the hell Marth was saying back in Melee when I was about 10 years old. I didn't know Japanese was a thing back then.

It confused me to no end.

 

[spawnsniper]

Subliminal messaging in videogames.
..huh..who woulda thought. Lol.

I had a bunch were I would be like.. "what did he say?" But since im put on the spot I cant think of any.

 

["D"]

Why wouldn't you assume they were speaking their native languages respective to their incredibly distinct nationalities...? Which... they are.

The game is also Canadian, not Japanese!

The poster had originally quoted the Streets of Rage one I mentioned. He then edited it after I made my response. But yeah in Punch Out I do know they speak their native language but that's what it sounds like to me regardless

 

[Sponge]

Banjo-Kazooie, Mad Monster Mansion.

Thaaaannkkk yoouuuu

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

The classics:
Gambit's "Credit card" in MvC2.

"So long, gay Bowser!" Mario 64.

This. Also, whenever you enter a level, "Mexico!"

 

[DaciaJC]

What shouting Russians in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 sound like to an American:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApKVAhciwn4

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Roo

Wins

 

[Bar_bar12]

The King

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsvfP5BQxaw

 

[Soul_Pie]

The F-Zero X announcer sounds like he's stuffing his face full of spaghetti.

"Wash your back"

 

[Slayer-33]

What shouting Russians in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 sound like to an American:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApKVAhciwn4

Fuck I fucking miss BF BC2. Fuck!

 

[Cidd]

Raiden's superman move in any of the Mortal Kombats. Me and my friends just used to yell gibberish.

I was gonna post this, I still have no idea wtf he was saying.

 

[Jazzkokehead]

Street Fighter 4

Soul Fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot2SaPFtYIc

I can't not hear "soul fuck" now.

Anyway, I'm fairly certain that the Hell Knights in Doom 2 are yelling "el agua" when they die.

Here's the incontrovertible proof.