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Bungie hired David Cross (Tobias, Arrested Dev) to write jokes for Destiny, used none

KDC720

Member
Yeah, he was on Comedy Bang Bang not too long ago and I remember him saying Bungie called him in to do some script punch-ups for Destiny.

He's a funny dude, shame none of his stuff made it in.
 
So like.... was bungie making one type of game but then 6 months before shipping they decided they wanted to make something else so they quickly started taking a chainsaw to what they had in order to ship the hush Destiny 1.0 was?
 

tensuke

Member
Is Bungie purposely attempting seppuku or something?

It would actually be funny, if somewhere along the dev cycle they got fed up with Acti or whomever and decided to sabotage the game, but instead it kept getting more sales. So they throw out all this Taken King shit and it's still crazy popular...And it keeps getting worse but keeps making money. I'd watch that movie.
 

Fisty

Member
Damn seeing as how goofy Destiny has become in the months after launch, i think the jokes would have fit right in. I bet Bungie was trying to play it straight around launch, and when they realized their narrative/story wasnt good, they finally lightened up a bit.
 
So like.... was bungie making one type of game but then 6 months before shipping they decided they wanted to make something else so they quickly started taking a chainsaw to what they had in order to ship the hush Destiny 1.0 was?

Exactly what they did with Halo2. These guys are a mess.
 

BokehKing

Banned
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Got about this far before GAF crashed earlier.

This would have been amazing
 
Not surprising as they axed a large portion of the game itself. Probably due to time constraints. Partnering with Activision was possibly a good business move, but it didn't do the game many favors.
 

Trup1aya

Member
Jokes probably were not funny... Or did not work.

They couldn't have been any worse that the dialogue that DID make it into the game...

i don't think it had anything to do with his work... Bungie apparently cut just about everything from the game, not just jokes.

It's Probably easier to give a character no personality at all, than to try to salvage whatever dialogue still made sense after cutting out all of the story...
 

Pizza

Member
I would've played the hell out of a Destiny that had meaty content and cutscenes/story galore with some David Cross humor! Honestly that + Halo 5 probably would have pushed me to buy an Xbox One despite some complaints I have.

Someone on the kotaku article about the ign article (lol) posted this in the comments and tbh I'm inclined to believe it.

Seeing what destiny is and hearing about what it could have been is really really disappointing. *especially* if we would've had a 343 guilty spark sort of buddy being witty the whole gsme
 

MikeyH

Neo Member
Bungie was wise not to use their material, nothing could have been funnier than the Paul McCartney music video!
 
"about a year ago" was just a couple months before the game launched. Dinklage had zero new dialog in The Dark Below and House of Wolves DLCs and isn't confirmed for the Taken King.

It seems quite likely that they simply weren't able to use any of the dialogue since the VA recording for the launch of the game was already completed, and they didn't get Dinklage back for the DLCs either because of contract issues or because his performance was universally panned. Maybe we'll see Ghost recast with a new VA in destiny 2.
 
Unfortunately Destiny's so-called story takes itself far too seriously too have jokes fit in it. Like much of Destiny this is an example of wasted potential. Oh well I have drank the cool aid and still play frequently anyways.
 

BokehKing

Banned
Bungie will end up selling the witty one liners for the Ghost as DLC.
Activision will, Bungie won't, but I guess we still need to learn the difference between developers and the publishers that work out these deals when all the contracts are signed.
 

pringles

Member
Maybe what they wrote just wasn't funny
"This should lead us to the grave...

..the World's grave, not ours."

You're telling me people that make a living writing comedy couldn't come up with something better than that?

It's very clear Bungie didn't have any idea what they wanted Ghost to be. It's no surprise Dinklage phoned the performance in. It would have been a lot better if Ghost was just a funny little robot that dropped one-liners. Maybe they could have even recorded a lot of one-liners so they could be randomized instead of having the exact same dialogue over and over and over and over and over and over...
 

iMax

Member
Activision will, Bungie won't, but I guess we still need to learn the difference between developers and the publishers that work out these deals when all the contracts are signed.

Oh well, maybe they shouldn't sign anti-consumer contracts then. Unless they're cool with them, I guess.
 
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