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Nintendo: Big Announcement on Monday

Neiteio

Member
Time to taste the wind and see if I detect megatons

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No megatons detected
 

chadboban

Member
Clearly, Xenoblade Chronicles X has desensitized you to the well-being of fictitious alien lifeforms!

Because when Elma says "We need to learn to co-exist with these creatures" She really means "Slaughter everything you see,I need their parts for a new pair of on-land goggles and a strappy bikini with extra underboob. That's an order!"

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Regiruler

Member
Because when Elma says "We need to learn to co-exist with these creatures" She really means "Slaughter everything you see,I need their parts for a new pair of on-land goggles and a strappy bikini with extra underboob. That's an order!"

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Personally, I wish they had cut the skimpy outfit entirely.
 

Neiteio

Member
Because when Elma says "We need to learn to co-exist with these creatures" She really means "Slaughter everything you see,I need their parts for a new pair of on-land goggles and a strappy bikini with extra underboob. That's an order!"

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With Thanksgiving fresh in mind, this is indeed similar to the tale of the pilgrims in America

All about that old-timey Puritan underboob, yo
 

Toparaman

Banned
I just don't see why the "big announcement" wouldn't have been in the Direct from just a few weeks back. Plus there's no hyping up of this announcement on Nintendo's twitter. Seems pretty fishy to me.

edit: well okay Nintendo Mexico is a start.
 

imjust1n

Banned
It's for sure nothing NX or mobile related. I don't think it's gonna be all about smash. I think they are gonna drop release dates on star fox and Zelda and tell you what date the smash direct is.
 

Dr. Buni

Member
Because when Elma says "We need to learn to co-exist with these creatures" She really means "Slaughter everything you see,I need their parts for a new pair of on-land goggles and a strappy bikini with extra underboob. That's an order!"

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I thought they had censored this embarrassing shit.
 

Guamu

Member
So this is definitely an official account? If so, this could be exciting.

Edit - It definitely looks official.

As far as I know there's no mexican nintendo arm, but this account always announces new games, trailers, characters, amiibos, local events, etc. in due time, so it has to be PR related.

Still doubt this means anything.
chooo chooo!
 

Neiteio

Member
I see Elma's swimsuit armor, and I'm all like:

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To think that in the future, the best form of protection against alien monsters is to bare our toned brozen bodies.

Might be nanomachines or something. Maybe invisible hologram armor.

Surely there's a plot explanation!
 

chadboban

Member
Thank you for bringing xenoblade x arguments into this thread.

My bad. Should've used a different pic, lol.

Well what's done is done. Not like the thread was really going anywhere anyway, and once the "Big" announcement is finally revealed, there will be a new thread for it. Still I really should've thought it through before I posted that here.
 
My bad. Should've used a different pic, lol.

Well what's done is done. Not like the thread was really going anywhere anyway, and once the "Big" announcement is finally revealed, there will be a new thread for it. Still I really should've thought it through before I posted that here.

Nah, derail away.
 

Neiteio

Member
Thing that bothers me most about that Elma pic is the footwear, honestly. Looks like something Russell Crowe would wear in "Gladiator."
 
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