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[HP_Wuvcraft]

I take it Twitter hasn't found CAD yet?

Tim Buckley is a trash fire of a human being, but this is like every one of his strips rolled into one.

 

[Xero]

I would weekly read the exploits of dirk. He redeems the whole thing.

 

[Ogodei]

The octopus walking around was legit funny by being such a bizarre nonsequitor.

The rest is only funny in a Dada-ist sense.

 

[AYF 001]

That.....makes no sense.

Panel is called "Law of the Jungle"
Panther is jungle cat.
WWII German tank nicknamed "Panther".
Probably a bit of fan service to any Wehraboos in his audience too.
Also the character has blonde hair and blue eyes.
So yeah, "Ctrl+Alt-right+Del" indeed.

 

[Anura]

I dunno, man... The images posted here are all sorts of hilarious, so it can't be all bad.

 

[GoodCoffeeJoey]

This may be one of the most confused anti(?) climate change comics ever.

I like the use of the recoloured maple leaf from the Canadian flag being used to censor the character's genitals in this one. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

 

[LyleLanley]

tbh I would like to hang out with the bodybuilding women, they sound cool and motivational

 

[VenomousCoffee]

My goal is also to bench press 200 pounds and get a man fired.

I'm going to go around saying this to people at work Monday.

 

[Parshias7]

So many layers...

Where's Harambe?

 

[PSqueak]

And Trump is a secret Hillary plant!

Why do people ignore the obvious in favor of conspiracies? Occam's razor, peeps.

It's not because conspiracies, it's because this is so damn over the top, unsubtle and blunt that it appears to be the work of a strawman of an MRA, so people just assume it's precisely that.

Admittedly, to think so is being too generous to MRAs

 

[A Link to the Past]

Another flaw of the comic

The manager alleges that the employee is often late and rarely works very hard. Yet, earlier he expressed an interest in dating her. Thus, it sounds to me like the manager was actually lying about her work conduct because he got in trouble for workplace harassment.

 

[BlisterBrown]

His site's thesis seems to be there are exactly two ways to interact with women as a free man: Game, which is what Dirk does (and its feminism' fault Dirk treats women like shit since that's what women's brain hamsters respond to), or hypergamy which more or less translates to taking American or white European privilege to countries that haven't been "ruined" by feminism and finding a submissive good girl who will be faithful for the social and economic status you can bring her.

If you're not violently ill yet, he expands on this by noting you can't introduce her to any friends you have that might be more successful because she'll give in to her feminine social climbing ways and drop you for them immediately. You also have to stay in her country forever, since ever returning to your social Marxist homeland with your precious waifu will indelibly taint her with society destroying western feminism and lead to her divorcing you and taking all your money. Also you have to stay in shape and never get emotionally attached.

Basically girls have cooties.

Wow, that is delusional. Red Pill losers don't understand that guys who successfully date women do so becuase women actually like them, not becuase they're "awake". I don't see how this line of thinking could help you at all

 

[SheHateMe]

I'm currently in my office DYING right now.

I want to take it as satire, but I'm not so sure...

 

[PR_rambo]

I'm taking it twitter hasn't seen the SonicxCrashBandicootxCloud webcomics

what where

 

[Makonero]

tbh I would like to hang out with the bodybuilding women, they sound cool and motivational

You go girl!

 

[chrisPjelly]

still king

 

[Glendemonium]

These remind me of those badly drawn cartoons from Adult Swim.

 

[CaviarMeths]

I literally did a physical cringe at the panel with the Cambodian woman offering to cook for him. That "bench 200lbs and get a man fired" panel is legit funny for its absurdity though.

I think I need to read more of these abominations.

Did Dirk smash both of them?

 

[SlipperyFishes]

Double Dirk Penetration

 

[LyleLanley]

Double Dirk Penetration

 

[Obscura]

Panel is called "Law of the Jungle"
Panther is jungle cat.
WWII German tank nicknamed "Panther".
Probably a bit of fan service to any Wehraboos in his audience too.
Also the character has blonde hair and blue eyes.
So yeah, "Ctrl+Alt-right+Del" indeed.

What is a Wehraboo?

 

[Cyan]

What is a Wehraboo?

I'm gonna guess it's like a weeaboo but for the Wehrmacht.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

I need to write a book for the alt-right and make millions of dollars.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

what where

An example.

 

[Erheller]

Not to mention the "Panther" in the background. Pretty sure he put more effort into that pun than the entire rest of the series combined.

I (mistakenly) thought that was a really badly-drawn T-34 because communism or socialism or something.

 

[spazchicken]

Becky has the build of a 60 year old man.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

An example.

why would you do this.

 

[A Link to the Past]

An example.

This comic is very funny without context.

1. Falco asks self-insert character where he came from; character responds by mentioning his dreams
2. Zelda asks if he is a Saiyan
3. Sonic sez no, only these Smash Bros. characters are Saiyans
4. Turns out that he is a Saiyan, according to Christ-loving devil
5. Blaze married Sonic

 

[Darryl M R]

My goal is to bench press 200lbs and get a man fired!

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Too much to handle.

 

[Quonny]

The last one is literally the only panel for that week. No followup, no nothing.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

This comic is very funny without context.

1. Falco asks self-insert character where he came from; character responds by mentioning his dreams
2. Zelda asks if he is a Saiyan
3. Sonic sez no, only these Smash Bros. characters are Saiyans
4. Turns out that he is a Saiyan, according to Christ-loving devil
5. Blaze married Sonic

That's impossible, I have a marriage certificate that says otherwise.

 

[Casimir]

Jesus fucking christ America, take him back.
You don't get to close your borders for immigrants and then let this kind of person out.

I believe America wants to close its borders now that he is gone. study it out.

Spoiler

/s

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

That Dirk seems like a pretty cool guy

That's what I was thinking.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

I'm in love. Where's Dirk to teach me his top of the level game so I can act on these overwhelming feelings?

 

[Nickle]

An example.

I lol'd at "Pardon my husband"

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

I will give the author credit because despite having such an incredibly simple layout, dialogue, art style and everything else it is still monumentally difficult to follow what the fuck is actually going on in the "story"

Seriously.

 

[ZackieChan]

Only alphas can relate to this

Don't I know it

God tier work!

It's a plea to not pick on (innocent) people who are already in a poor social position through no fault of their own.

The other hashtags are deflections of grievances by disadvantaged groups.

They can't shave or lose weight?

Another flaw of the comic

The manager alleges that the employee is often late and rarely works very hard. Yet, earlier he expressed an interest in dating her. Thus, it sounds to me like the manager was actually lying about her work conduct because he got in trouble for workplace harassment.

You're reaching here. His managerial attitude toward her likely has nothing to do with his aspirations for a menage.

 

[pgtl_10]

Funny you should mention that...

Dude is an amateur. Doesn't he know you are supposed to make friends with the strip club wait ress to see who plays off the clock?

 

[Violet_0]

"As you can see Phnom Penh is a beautiful city"

I'm pretty sure this guy has never been in Phnom Penh

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

I feel like there's a lot of 3 panel potential here. I'm not really the one to bring it out though.

 

[Frimaire]

Wait, so this is a parody, yeah?
There is seriously a picture of a girl on the side with the subtitle "Admiring the female form while remembering the truth about women."
Also, why does it feel like so many of these end with him going to a foreign country and finding a girl there?
Is the implication that foreign girls don't care about misogyny?

 

[Adaren]

He draws breasts like someone who's only ever read about them.

 

[subrock]

He should definitely shorten these. They'll be hard to show on CNN when he starts murdering women

 

[richiek]

Is that Zarya from Overwatch?

 

[Valhelm]

no, the worst webcomic is definitely racist bone

 

[Cyan]

Fone Bone no

 

[Box of Kittens]

Wait, so this is a parody, yeah?
There is seriously a picture of a girl on the side with the subtitle "Admiring the female form while remembering the truth about women."
Also, why does it feel like so many of these end with him going to a foreign country and finding a girl there?
Is the implication that foreign girls don't care about misogyny?

It's not a parody sadly.

The thing with the characters leaving the country is related to the belief in certain circles that American/Western women have been corrupted by feminism while "foreign" women have not. It's creepy.

 

[Human Resources]

Hopefully the increased notoriety gives this guy a bigger budget so he can start drawing those frosted tips on the main character.

 

[BatDan]

Has someone Loss.JPG'd this comic yet?

EDIT: Apparently it's already happened. TWICE.

 

[Dongs Macabre]

no, the worst webcomic is definitely racist bone

Okay, this has to be satire, right?

I can't even tell anymore.