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[LilWayneSuckz]

Who the fuck eats ice cream with a fork?

A Spork, I will allow

But a fork?

You need some help

.

 

[jman2050]

Who the heck eats ice cream with a fork?

 

[Shanlei91]

Do you have a Patreon so I can donate towards getting you a spoon?

 

[Alphahawk]

How is this thread real? A spoon.

 

[adamantypants]

But a fork let's me eat 95% of it while being a more effective tool

Yes, a fork while eating ice cream makes you a more effective tool

 

[Extra Sauce]

I was raised by humans so I use a spoon to eat ice cream.

 

[Alphahawk]

Truthfully I've neve been 100% sure on what soft serve is and isn't, but I've had both and I always eat it with a spoon.

 

[Eye for an Eye]

Neither. Ice cream is only worth licking it from a cone. Not much of a fan with it on cake or pie either. My tongue grabs the perfect portion for my mouth without freezing my mouth or giving me a brain freeze.

 

[Lucreto]

 

[Hades Hotgun]

My family makes fun of me all the time but really, a fork does everything a spoon can do for ice cream, including being better at cutting it and being able to pick it up and lick it.

This is objectively false.

How do you imagine the straight edge of your fork is better than the curved edge of the spoon at cutting the ice cream?

How are the fork prongs better picking it up than the spoon?

How in the world is a fork easier to lick than a spoon?

What kind of tongue do you have?

 

[BadHand]

I don't see anything wrong with a fork.

But then again eat popcorn with chopsticks so I don't like to get butter on my hands.

 

[SynthFetish]

My family makes fun of me all the time but really, a fork does everything a spoon can do for ice cream, including being better at cutting it and being able to pick it up and lick it. Ice Cream is solid, I'm not eating it for the pure liquid goop.

I use a spoon like a normal person.

 

[Trouble]

Your family is correct to make fun of you, OP.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

The only time I've done this is when I didn't have clean spoons.

If I wash one spoon, I need to wash all of them.

If I'm washing all the spoons, I might as well wash all the silverware.

If I'm doing that, I might as well wash all the dishes.

If I'm doing that, I might as well clean the kitchen.

So, I settled.

 

[woopWOOP]

Whichever is closer by.
A knife? Fuck it, I'll make it work

 

[Hispanic! At the Disco]

Its okay OP I eat it with the superior icecream utensil as well. We are not peasants who need left over icecream goop!

 

[Strike]

A spoon, like a normal human being

.

 

[xRaizen]

I've never

EVER

heard of anyone eating ice cream (of any kind) with a fork.

 

[PSqueak]

Spoon, can't even comprehend why would anybody use a fork.

 

[Stopdoor]

This is objectively false.

How do you imagine the straight edge of your fork is better than the curved edge of the spoon at cutting the ice cream?

How are the fork prongs better picking it up than the spoon?

How in the world is a fork easier to lick than a spoon?

What kind of tongue do you have?

Uh, not the straight edge, the fork part of the fork. It's pointy and cuts into the ice cream easily, and the straight edge works fine as well.

The prongs stab and skewer it, so the fork is surrounded by delicious ice cream, like a makeshift cone, if you will

 

[Chococat]

Spoon if it is by itself.

Fork if it is served with something like cake. Assuming it not melted into a puddle.

 

[SecretDan]

Uh, not the straight edge, the fork part of the fork. It's pointy and cuts into the ice cream easily, and the straight edge works fine as well.

The prongs stab and skewer it, so the fork is surrounded by delicious ice cream, like a makeshift cone, if you will

What is wrong with you?

 

[Dreadnought]

The fork becomes useless when the ice cream turns to soup.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CHqr8dnLi6o

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

My family makes fun of me all the time but really, a fork

 

[Shalashaska]

I eat my ice cream the way I eat my Snickers™ bars

 

[Shy Fingers]

Spoon if it is by itself.

Fork if it is served with something like cake. Assuming it not melted into a puddle.

Was going to type pretty much this exact thing.

I ain't using 2 utensils in my dessert eating, so the ice cream gets the fork treatment

 

[LycanXIII]

Why are you licking ice cream off a fork? Use a cone if you're going to lick it.

 

[Mac the KNife]

If served with cake/pie: fork
By itself: spoon

 

[Rösti]

Yes, I do eat ice cream with a fork. I also eat soup with a fork (I've also eaten soup with chopsticks, it works quite well).

 

[RC]

Unless you're stabbing your food to bring it your mouth,
a fork is completely unnecessary.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

with the utensil primarily meant for scooping

 

[USC-fan]

spork is what i use. Need to step up your game OP.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0JZH7W/?tag=neogaf0e-20

 

[LeroyPantwether]

Why are you licking ice cream off a fork? Use a cone if you're going to lick it.

This! Cone is best way to eat ice cream objectively speaking.

 

[RMI]

I've used a fork sometimes if I'm also eating a slice of cake or pie and the ice cream is firm enough.

 

[Aeana]

I only use a fork if there's other things with it. Like cake or brownies.

 

[Septimus Prime]

According to the Gastropod podcast, the material of the spoon you use will affect how the ice cream tastes.

 

[nomster]

Why are you licking ice cream off a fork? Use a cone if you're going to lick it.

Yeah. Take smaller bites with the spoon. Your family is grossed out watching you make out with a fork

 

[styl3s]

A fork if its with some pie or cake maybe, but I still prefer a spoon.

With a pie i use a fork and spoon to help scoot the pie and ice cream together.

OP probably eats yogurt with a fork too.

 

[soco]

if your ice cream is so hard that you can't cut it with a spoon, you're eating ice cream wrong.

 

[Clydefrog]

OP do you eat rice with a knife?

 

[FUME5]

Wait, I get it.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

I saw the title and I knew the OP ate ice cream with a fork haha

Yeah, I use a spoon like everyone else

 

[John Kowalski]

If i'm at home i use forks. I have these tiny, cute cake forks that are just the best thing ever. I also have dented spoons which are ok i guess but just halfway there.

I just don't really like spoons and their concave shape.

 

[JTripper]

The ONLY ice cream acceptable to eat with a fork is Carvel ice cream cake.

 

[soxinthebox]

Microwave it for 30 seconds and drink it from a cup.

 

[YaBish]

Spoon, but my dad still eats yogurt with a fork. It works for him, so I don't question it.

 

[Xe4]

OP, you're almost as bad as those people who add milk to cereal first.

Almost...

 

[jay]

I am looking forward to the spoon or fork soup thread.

 

[Heshinsi]

I already think that people who eat rice using forks are crazy, but this is beyond belief. OP, you need to correct your batty behaviour ASAP.

 

[adamantypants]

Spoon if it is by itself.

Fork if it is served with something like cake. Assuming it not melted into a puddle.

Was going to type pretty much this exact thing.

I ain't using 2 utensils in my dessert eating, so the ice cream gets the fork treatment

If served with cake/pie: fork
By itself: spoon

I've used a fork sometimes if I'm also eating a slice of cake or pie and the ice cream is firm enough.

I only use a fork if there's other things with it. Like cake or brownies.

Ice cream does not cease to be ice cream in proximity to a baked good. A spoon will pick up a cake or pie just as well if not better than a fork.

According to the Gastropod podcast, the material of the spoon you use will affect how the ice cream tastes.

When eating ice cream, scoop up a bite, turn the spoon upside down so that the metal of the spoon faces the roof of your mouth. Even a split second of contact between a metal spoon and your tongue is enough to numb the taste buds.