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LyleLanley · Aug 12, 2016

I've been seeing a lot of people on Twitter talking about this guys comics and I have to say...Makes you think!

BreezyLimbo · Aug 12, 2016

I'm taking it twitter hasn't seen the SonicxCrashBandicootxCloud webcomics

LyleLanley · Aug 12, 2016

BreezyLimbo said:
I'm taking it twitter hasn't seen the SonicxCrashBandicootxCloud webcomics

This is undoubtedly worse.

echoshifting · Aug 12, 2016

Yep that's garbage all right. Thanks for sharing. ;p

Mr. F · Aug 12, 2016

Meantime...

Pai Pai Master · Aug 12, 2016

I

Um

Wha

Dirk is about to get a double blowjob isn't he? That's all I got from this

BTM · Aug 12, 2016

hahahah wat the fuck

lazygecko · Aug 12, 2016

What does this have to do with Twitter?

LyleLanley · Aug 12, 2016

echoshifting said:
Yep that's garbage all right. Thanks for sharing. ;p

I can't stop reading them. They're all amazing.

Grizzlyjin · Aug 12, 2016

Please tell me this is parody lol. Good lord.

Dabanton · Aug 12, 2016

So much to take in from that comic.

excelsiorlef · Aug 12, 2016

Sexist and racist all in one.

Akainu · Aug 12, 2016

Fucker didn't even bother to change.

Hollycat · Aug 12, 2016

Umm.... Is this satire?

MMarston · Aug 12, 2016

God awful as this is, I wish this was the worst one I've seen

Fritz · Aug 12, 2016

Cool, is that Manga?

SpaceWolf · Aug 12, 2016

It just keeps going!

Guevara · Aug 12, 2016

That Dirk seems like a pretty cool guy

johnsmith · Aug 12, 2016

Eh. It made laugh, so still better than vg cats and ctrl alt dlt.

Hopeford · Aug 12, 2016

Can't even make too much fun of that because it just reads like wish fulfillment for a probably really lonely guy, so I just ended up feeling sorry for whoever wrote that comic.

That said I'm still confused about why he turned into a Twilight vampire and started to sparkle out of nowhere.

EDIT: ...Okay so I checked out his website and I kinda take that back, holy shit this guy is awful.

HStallion · Aug 12, 2016

I will give the author credit because despite having such an incredibly simple layout, dialogue, art style and everything else it is still monumentally difficult to follow what the fuck is actually going on in the "story"

LyleLanley · Aug 12, 2016

MMarston said:
God awful as this is, I wish this was the worst one I've seen

Trust me, if you go to the guys site there are definitely worse.

PillarEN · Aug 12, 2016

Lol. Please post more. This is Grade A nice guy material. Haven't enjoyed a thread like the "nice guys, fedora profiles" thread in much too long.

victreeb3l · Aug 12, 2016

"My goal is to bench 200lbs and get a man fired!"

Fucking lol.

Krixeus · Aug 12, 2016

I take it Twitter hasn't found CAD yet?

cyborgnumberblue · Aug 12, 2016

giddy up

krae_man · Aug 12, 2016

Did she call human resources on a tablet?

Gouty · Aug 12, 2016

Worst? It's the best web comic Ive seen in years.

Corpekata · Aug 12, 2016

I am really surprised he goes to India (?) and not Japan. I feel like it would be peak cringe internet if it was about an otaku.

Seven Force · Aug 12, 2016

Figured the thread title would be hyperbole but uh wow

It sure is uh... something

NastyBook · Aug 12, 2016

My goal is to bench press 200lbs and get a man fired!

Fuckin' ded.

higemaru · Aug 12, 2016

"you go girl!"

sixteen-bit · Aug 12, 2016

what about god mode

LyleLanley · Aug 12, 2016

Corpekata said:
I am really surprised he goes to India (?) and not Japan. I feel like it would be peak cringe internet if it was about an otaku.

Pnomh Penh is in Cambodia.

FStop7 · Aug 12, 2016

My goal is also to bench press 200 pounds and get a man fired.

MattyG · Aug 12, 2016

The fuck is this. I never want to meet the person who was making this and thought "man, this is some good shit."

manakel · Aug 12, 2016

LOL please tell me there's more.

Alexlf · Aug 12, 2016

it's either 0/10 for actual effort or 9/10 for satire and irony. I laughed at how terrible it was, so at least it's funny.

Krammy · Aug 12, 2016

"Hey handsome!"

EDIT: It's supposed to be satirical right?

Reverend Funk · Aug 12, 2016

wow dirk is the man
edit: I bet its dirk nowitzki that dog

MMarston · Aug 12, 2016

LyleLanley said:
Trust me, if you go to the guys site there are definitely worse.

No thanks

"I've spent enough time in death's company."

Shaanyboi · Aug 12, 2016

I'm going to say the writer of this has some serious fucking issues with women.

LyleLanley · Aug 12, 2016

manakel said:
LOL please tell me there's more.

https://relampagofurioso.com/category/politically-incorrect-comics/

Some of the ads on the side have scantily clad women so maybe be careful at work.

Corpekata · Aug 12, 2016

krae_man said:
Did she call human resources on a tablet?

Of course not. It's a Wii U gamepad.

Peter Ian Staker · Aug 12, 2016

Krixeus said:
I take it Twitter hasn't found CAD yet?

It took 25 posts for CAD to get mentioned.
I am feeling old.

WedgeX · Aug 12, 2016

Its pretty bad. On par with the "Group Stalking" comics.

AtomskEater · Aug 12, 2016

Oh my god this man wants money for the privilege of reading the rest of the comics.
Actual currency.

PSqueak · Aug 12, 2016

There is no way this is a sincerely made comic, it has to be some weird meta-trolling thing.

El Topo · Aug 12, 2016

Guevara said:
That Dirk seems like a pretty cool guy

Not even the best Dirk living in the US.

SystemBug · Aug 12, 2016

this is satire right? if so, its actually pretty on point lol

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