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[LyleLanley]

Where's the funny? Is unbridled, impotent anger the new lol?

New?

 

[Sblargh]

Oh asian girls, you look so kawaii when you accept to be sexually harassed by management.

 

[jon bones]

whoever is trolling the alt-right with these is some kind of genius woman

 

[Iksenpets]

Maybe this comic will convince all those dudes to go colonize Cambodia so they'll be their problem instead of ours?

 

[Ivan 3414]

The first three panels are goddamn hilarious.

 

[EvilKatarn]

I hope a spider crawls into your bed for making me read that garbage.

 

[vikki]

Dirk broke the fourth wall. What's he think, he's Zack Morris or something?

 

[Sblargh]

Oh god.

 

[Glass Shark]

they should have sent a poet

 

[newjeruse]

Alpha Fux, Beta Bux

 

[War Peaceman]

1,3,14 are the three panels you need.

 

[crimzonflame]

So bad it's good

 

[andythinkpad]

I am really surprised he goes to India (?) and not Japan. I feel like it would be peak cringe internet if it was about an otaku.

That looks like the giant buddha in HK.

 

[Shanlei91]

This is The Room of web comics. I love it.

 

[Drencrom]

Dirk the fucking man

So he stole everything from that charisma man comic and forgot about the satire

Not to mention that he had to use twenty thousand panels

Even got the sparkling part as he arrives lol

 

[Username1198]

I don't get it, is this an American comic? It seems like it's been translated from a foreign country ?

Is that one long comic? Or is it a series of unrelated comics from different days or what the fuck??

So many questions

 

[DragonSworne]

As a manager you shouldn't be asking out the people you manage since it is 100% a bad idea that will lead to sexual harassment lawsuits.

 

[Feep]

Dirk the fucking man

Holy shit, his right hand is a LEFT HAND

 

[RetroMG]

Much like every great Awful Webcomic, I've read the whole thing and I have more questions than answers.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

It's better than Ctrl-Alt-Del, even excluding 'loss'.

 

[Sober]

As a manager you shouldn't be asking out the people you manage since it is 100% a bad idea that will lead to sexual harassment lawsuits.

Yeah see the person who wrote that comic would never be promoted to management anyway so they wouldn't understand why it would be a thing.

 

[CopperPuppy]

I can't afford this but I really need to get away for a while.

The crushing loneliness of the author really comes through in this line.

 

[Cyan]

This dude is pulling 60 hour weeks and "busting his butt" for a fucking fast food job? Jesus.

From the way it ends, I'm assuming this comic is part of an argument for the legalization of prostitution.

 

[PillarEN]

Sometimes you just gotta unplug from the Matrix maaaan.

Spoiler

Looks more like a Matrix program to be honest, since we know this guy is always losing to Dirk

 

[Hamster Plugin]

This may be one of the most confused anti(?) climate change comics ever.

A grinning carbon cloud starts a fire and then a man turns into an octopus.

Everything makes sense now.

 

[sangreal]

this reads as something deeply personal to the artist

I mean, like it sounds like this is how he perceives actual events in his life

 

[googleplex]

Twitter has found the worst webcomic

That's not Moon over June.

Although this is pretty fucking terrible.

 

[woopWOOP]

Are these made with clipart?

Political cartoons have evolved.

I don't get it

 

[Chinese Cartoons]

What an extreme case.

 

[LyleLanley]

This dude is pulling 60 hour weeks and "busting his butt" for a fucking fast food job? Jesus.

From the way it ends, I'm assuming this comic is part of an argument for the legalization of prostitution.

Funny you should mention that...

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

So he stole everything from that charisma man comic and forgot about the satire

Not to mention that he had to use twenty thousand panels

If he was going to steal something from this comic maybe it should have been how to draw basic human anatomy

 

[MattyG]

Sometimes you just gotta unplug from the Matrix maaaan.

Spoiler

Looks more like a Matrix program to be honest, since we know this guy is always losing to Dirk

Nah, he'd never be allowed to wear that dank shark tooth necklace inside the Matrix. He'd probably be downgraded to puka shells like a damn pleb.

 

[Stinkles]

It's gotta be satire.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

Lmao so this is Redpill the comic basically? Hilarious.

 

[Drencrom]

Holy shit, his right hand is a LEFT HAND

One of his many secrets to pick up chicks for MFF action

 

[FelixOrion]

can't wait to read the Bad Webcomics Wiki entry

 

[Hamster Plugin]

Funny you should mention that...

(big comic)

So he goes to Mexico and is now free? Wouldn't Donald Trump's wall make going to Mexico a little bit harder? Wouldn't do it with a motorbike anyway like he's doing.

 

[Boem]

Holy shit that website. His articles are even more disturbing.

He's a 40-year old guy who loves the redpill people, brags about fucking latino and black women and hating white women after his divorce, loves Christianity, hates climate change 'rumors', and more stuff like that.

Seems like his divorce fucked with him bad.

I have a hunch a guy named Dirk was involved.

Edit: Oh yeah he's also super pissed about prostitution being illegal. He moved to South America now, so at least North American Gaffers are safe.

Sorry South America Gaf.

 

[HStallion]

We really are in the dirkest timeline. Such Dirk memes. Wow

 

[Iksenpets]

Funny you should mention that...

Oh my god.

 

[Stormhammer]

i thought this webcomic was pretty bad

 

[DeathyBoy]

Is this what happens to Neo after The Matrix?

 

[Ampersands]

Funny you should mention that...

Ouch, Regressive Insurance. Will Progressive ever recover?

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

The artist has clearly never dated another human being

 

[ExVicis]

I've been seeing a lot of people on Twitter talking about this guys comics and I have to say...Makes you think!

Wrong again Lyle, the worst Comic ever is Moon Over June NSFW Warning

Spoiler

if you look this webcomic up now it contains really really awful nudity

 

[mattiewheels]

This is kinda like a Chick tract for "nice" guys who are angry at women.

 

[GurgleBot20]

Funny you should mention that...

I like how this comic basically admits that he solicited and commented on the internet that got him on the no-fly list and he feels he's the one being persecuted.

 

[AstroLad]

damn these are all really good. almost remind me of old tom the dancing bugs

 

[Murkas]

Mirin her 200lbs bench.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

I don't know, this is basically Ctrl+AltRight+Del

I said GODDAMN