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- Make threads which serve to make fun of or reveal personal information about other people who might not be posting on GAF and then providing leads to who they might actually be

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Solstice said:

Short version: my ex fiancee gives handjobs at one of those massage parlors with the really darkly tinted windows.

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RubxQub said:

Damn...was she really messed up beforehand or what?

How did you get engaged to someone who ended up giving handies for cash? :lol

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Solstice said:

Without going into a long ass back story, my ex and I split ways about 8 months ago. We've been trying the whole being friends thing, but it hasn't been working. Well, I was out with her a couple of weeks ago (to negotiate me coming and getting the rest of my shit from her place) and we were having some drinks. I asked what she's been doing for work (since she quit her old job and the new boyfriend hasn't been supporting her), and she told me she's making good money as an unlicensed massage therapist.

This is where I started putting things together. She continued to tell me how it's $120 for an hour, and she makes about $600 a week. Since I knew she would get on the defensive if I just up and accused her of something, I slid this little gem into the conversation:

"So do you collect the money before or after you give him the handjob?"

Well, she told me it was before, and then her eyes got really wide because she realized she just let it slip. I start laughing my ass off, finish my drinks, and leave. Never felt happier in my life. It feels so good to have that part of my life behind me now.

Short version: my ex fiancee gives handjobs at one of those massage parlors with the really darkly tinted windows.

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Wiseblade said:

So slick. :lol

inb4RiskyChrisderailsthreadintoanargumentaboutthefrailtyofwomen...

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Bboy AJ said:

:lol

That's subtle?

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SmokyDave said:

Handjobs, eh? $120, eh?

You really don't want to know what else she does

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LosDaddie said:

Yeah, I came in to say that's an expensive handjob.

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Solstice said:

Without going into a long ass back story, my ex and I split ways about 8 months ago. We've been trying the whole being friends thing, but it hasn't been working. Well, I was out with her a couple of weeks ago (to negotiate me coming and getting the rest of my shit from her place) and we were having some drinks. I asked what she's been doing for work (since she quit her old job and the new boyfriend hasn't been supporting her), and she told me she's making good money as an unlicensed massage therapist.

This is where I started putting things together. She continued to tell me how it's $120 for an hour, and she makes about $600 a week. Since I knew she would get on the defensive if I just up and accused her of something, I slid this little gem into the conversation:

"So do you collect the money before or after you give him the handjob?"

Well, she told me it was before, and then her eyes got really wide because she realized she just let it slip. I start laughing my ass off, finish my drinks, and leave. Never felt happier in my life. It feels so good to have that part of my life behind me now.

Short version: my ex fiancee gives handjobs at one of those massage parlors with the really darkly tinted windows.

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LosDaddie said:

Yeah, I came in to say that's an expensive handjob.

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Solstice said:

Without going into a long ass back story, my ex and I split ways about 8 months ago. We've been trying the whole being friends thing, but it hasn't been working. Well, I was out with her a couple of weeks ago (to negotiate me coming and getting the rest of my shit from her place)

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Solstice said:

So I was talking to one of her old friends who apparently knows, and she pointed me to this:

http://littleredbigbadworld.blogspot.com/

Apparently the ex is blogging about the whole thing! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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dojokun said:

So you split 8 months ago... and 2 weeks ago you and she met to negotiate you getting your stuff... what the hell is taking you so long to get your stuff?

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shagg_187 said:

Yep. Very expensive. My left hand does it for me for free...

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Solstice said:

I start laughing my ass off, finish my drinks, and leave.

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jeffpm said:

she only works 5 hours a week?

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Solstice said:

Short version: my ex fiancee gives handjobs at one of those massage parlors with the really darkly tinted windows.

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Solstice said:

So I was talking to one of her old friends who apparently knows, and she pointed me to this:

http://littleredbigbadworld.blogspot.com/

Apparently the ex is blogging about the whole thing! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Today was my first day of training to be a sensual masseuse. I get to the office building around 1pm, and go to the door. I knock, and I see a girl coming down the hall. I assume its my trainer because she is wearing the UT hoodie just as she said she would. We go in the room, and its just a single room with a massage table, a chair, table with lamp and CD player. There are some towels folded up below the table. We go in and chat about what to expect. Its a little odd that she charges less than the amount I was told to charge. But hey, its whatever! So customer #1, a young black guy who's a firefighter. He was a little nervous to see two girls in the room but very happy to hear that he was only being charged for 1...and 2 pretty white girls? Hell yes he loved it. So the massage was innocent enough. I never realized how much you put into giving others a massage. And making it last an hour? Ugh, not as easy as it sounds. So we start with the neck and shoulders, move down to the back, then to the arms, ass, legs, feet, legs and ass again. Then flippy over, and do the legs then...then its the beginning of the 'end'. Black firefighter came pretty quickly. And I got to keep my shirt on! He didn't even touch me! Very nice. He seemed to really like me, and wanted to know when I plan on starting on my own. May have a regular customer already. Next guy, maybe between40-50, nice enough guy. I let my trainer start the 'end', and then he wanted us to switch, so I got him off while he touched my ass (had jeans on). He loved my interlaced finger technique and showed his gratitude by tipping $80 on top of the $100. Last guy looked like my old private lessons teacher, though it wasn't. Would have been interesting though! This guy, oh lord. The massage part went fine, the 'ending' took him FOREVER! First she stroked him while I worked the balls, then we switched. Nothing. Then he touched our asses. Then asked us to take our tops off and played with our breasts. Then requested that he do it himself. FINE JUST GET ON WITH IT!!! It took him over 20 minutes, his own hand, while we stroked other areas. Thank god the last appointment was running way late. Then the cheap bastard didn't tip! Grr...But my trainer was sweet enough to give me $100 so its like I worked a normal day in a more legit business.

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Solstice said:

Well, we were dating for seven years, and it wasn't until the last few months that she turned into a masochistic BDSM lover. Yeah, that's when shit got weird.

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Leunam said:

Is this in Houston? I...I think I know where this is.

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CrankyJay said:

If she looks ANYTHING like that girl in that picture she posted she may be quite hot.

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Leunam said:

Is this in Houston? I...I think I know where this is.

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mac said:

You screwed he up bad, man.

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Kafarabo said:

giving so many handjobs she must have very strong arm/hands. does she have big biceps

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How About No said:

Did she get WiiFit?

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Solstice said:

Well, we were dating for seven years, and it wasn't until the last few months that she turned into a masochistic BDSM lover. Yeah, that's when shit got weird.

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