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JCX · Nov 1, 2011

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/zooey-deschanel-husband-ben-gibbard-split-2011111

Just two years after tying the knot, Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard have separated, Deschanel's rep confirms to Us Weekly.

"It was mutual and amicable," a source adds. "There was no third party involved."

Maybe we can get a new Postal Service album now.

OriginalThinking · Nov 1, 2011

Yes!!!!

SHE'S FAR TOO PRETTY NOT TO BE DATING ME.

Salvor.Hardin · Nov 1, 2011

Get out of that show Zooey. It's not cute. No one likes you now.

Eight Diagram Bat Fighter · Nov 1, 2011

Zooey Deschannul.

Pizza Luigi · Nov 1, 2011

NoRéN · Nov 1, 2011

OH MAH GAWD! This means we all have a chance!!!!!

SolKane · Nov 1, 2011

Finally... Zooey, baby, welcome to Solkane's loving embrace

Shalashaska161 · Nov 1, 2011

Maybe Death Cab will make good music again now.

giga · Nov 1, 2011

Chamber · Nov 1, 2011

Salvor.Hardin said:
Get out of that show Zooey. It's not cute. No one likes you now.

You just reminded me New Girl is on tonight.

So hype!

smokeymicpot · Nov 1, 2011

I wish I had a chance.

Alligatorjandro · Nov 1, 2011

She's 31?I thought she was younger.

Kusagari · Nov 1, 2011

OMG WE HAVE A CHANCE GUYS

McNei1y · Nov 1, 2011

With Kim and Zooey free, GAF's chances to be with one of the two have gone up.

MisterHero · Nov 1, 2011

Just in time for Christmas

we can sing Christmas carols

DMeisterJ · Nov 1, 2011

So Kim K/Kris and Zooey and her Husband. Who will be the third couple to be over this week? Will we finally get confirmation on Ashton/Demi?

fallengorn · Nov 1, 2011

Kusagari said:
OMG WE HAVE A CHANCE GUYS

She should go out with the collective consciousness of GAF.

echoshifting · Nov 1, 2011

She's hot but I don't think I could deal with the crazy food issues

strafer · Nov 1, 2011

I'll take both Deschanels please.

Indrid Cold1 · Nov 1, 2011

This chick doesnt float Cozzy's boat. I've seen The Happening.

Maddog · Nov 1, 2011

NoRéN said:
OH MAH GAWD! This means we all have a chance!!!!!

So you're saying there's a chance?

Conrad Link · Nov 1, 2011

McNei1y said:
With Kim and Zooey free, GAF's chances to be with one of the two have gone up.

Why limit ourselves!

Challenge accepted.

Alligatorjandro · Nov 1, 2011

McNei1y said:
With Kim and Zooey free, GAF's chances to be with one of the two have gone up.

I already claimed Kim,so other suitors will have to go through me.

Ifrit · Nov 1, 2011

We have a shot!!!

omgkitty · Nov 1, 2011

$20 says she hooks up with M Ward. It's bound to happen at some point.

Gentleman Jack · Nov 1, 2011

That's a pretty extreme reaction to "New Girl."

Geek · Nov 1, 2011

I once ate a veggie burger within a ten foot radius of Zooey and we made fleeting eye contact. Just wanted to let you guys know so you don't get your hopes up.

apana · Nov 1, 2011

They are lying, apana was the third party involved. She couldn't contain herself when I started talking about the Zelda timeline.

white dynamite · Nov 1, 2011

Kusagari · Nov 1, 2011

We all know she's going to fuck Russell Brand.

Anteater · Nov 1, 2011

Now it's my chance!

JLG- · Nov 1, 2011

:3

HiResDes · Nov 1, 2011

Kusagari said:
We all know she's going to fuck Russell Brand.

She should go after Carlos Mencia just to be different.

omgkitty · Nov 1, 2011

white dynamite said:

Perfect response.

Dan · Nov 1, 2011

I can't believe people are attracted to these Manic Pixie Dream Girls. You guys can have her.

Escape Goat · Nov 1, 2011

Good call, Zooey.

likedamaster · Nov 1, 2011

Wow, my exact reaction. Beaten by everyone.

Blair · Nov 1, 2011

i fapped to the thread title

blame space · Nov 1, 2011

I will follow u into the park

Meus Renaissance · Nov 1, 2011

I hear of divorces quite frequently within my circle of friends. Last time I checked, the news on the matter was that divorce rates were at their lowest since the late 70s. Women were twice as likely to divorce than men were. Over 50% of divorces filed by women were due to their husbands behaviour - in fact it was the most common cause for divorce. Around 15% of all divorces (same for both men and women) filed were due to infidelity. These are UK stats

EviLore · Nov 1, 2011

Does she happen to have a thing for Syrian autocrats?

-COOLIO- · Nov 1, 2011

does she have a thing for ducks on ones head?

Robot1X · Nov 1, 2011

I didn't even know she was married.

Mario · Nov 1, 2011

fallengorn said:
She should go out with the collective consciousness of GAF.

Hmmm I wonder if the collected resources of GAF could be crowd sourced to hook up one lucky GAFfer.

blame space · Nov 1, 2011

I wonder which alcoholic pizza eating schlub Zooey will go for next

Alligatorjandro · Nov 1, 2011

Teh Hamburglar said:
Good call, Zooey.

How the hell did he land her?

VeryGooster · Nov 1, 2011

We should all thank Ben Gibbard. He lowered her standards. This also means the next Death Cab album will be mind-blowing.

Hot Coldman · Nov 1, 2011

Alligatorjandro said:
How the hell did he land her?

He can play the guitar

So can she, but still

blame space · Nov 1, 2011

HINT HINT

strafer · Nov 1, 2011

As with every girl.

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