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[Attackthebase]

Alright gaf, this is our chance. We need to find a way to pool our looks and talents and find a way to date Zooey Deschanel collectively.

Confused? Watch the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry and George team up to date a girl.

We have to act quickly...

First off, we need to find our faceman. Who here is the most devastatingly handsome?

Positions still available:
Faceman

Let's do this, guys. My cuteness shall compliments Zooey's cuteness quiet nicely.

 

[Stahsky]

Ready when you guys are!

Okay, that was pretty good.

 

[Adam J.]

I can do both the funny and sensitive dialogue.

 

[ajf009]

I'll be the wild card!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

 

[Zaptruder]

Alrighty. Now that that guy's penis is out, I can park mine in her vajayjay.

Amirite GAF?? ... GAF? ... gaf?

 

[notsol337]

Ready when you guys are!

They said kama sutra expert, not God Who Created Sex In His Image.

Spoiler

My nose doesn't have poop on it, it's just chocolate, I swear!

 

[Nintendoll]

I'll be her less attractive best friend who always advises her to 'give him a second chance' because i'm secretly in love with the faceman and it's the only way i can buy myself more time to get him to notice me. but next to Deschanel's radiant beauty, he'll never notice and i'll carry on, quietly heartbroken until they break up and he rebounds with me after a long night of drinking.

 

[white dynamite]

Now that Zooey is single and ready to mingle, I dedicate this song to her on the behalf of all single males.

Good luck, gentlemen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq-yP7mb8UE&ob=av3e

 

[Gouty]

I'm in.

I've got a foot long dick so I'll handle all the fucking.

 

[Night_Trekker]

So I still have a chance?

 

[BFIB]

For Zooey, I will happily take sloppy 111ths.

Hope the last 110 posters above me are clean.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

Not enough Zooey pics....

 

[jediyoshi]

 

[Dan]

What nicely timed news to help promote the return of her new TV show.

 

[Conrad Link]

I wonder if she got her JAM-boree t-shirt back yet.

 

[PantherLotus]

And not a single person has mentioned Gibbard's drastic before/after weight loss?

 

[CJUNDERGROUND]

And not a single person has mentioned Gibbard's drastic before/after weight loss?

Fat Ben Gibbard is best Ben Gibbard.

 

[shuyin_]

You guys should use the "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" line. She won't be able to resist you. Literally..

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Hi Guyz

 

[Opus Angelorum]

"It was mutual and amicable," a source adds. "There was no third party involved."

She told me to keep quiet.

 

[fanboi]

Does she happen to have a thing for Syrian autocrats?

:lol

You are going with it I see.

Embrace it or die trying.

 

[Leonsito]

Her sister is hotter, and has bigger boobs.

 

[Jasoco]

Yes! Now's my chance.

 

[Roi]

Expectations - Reality

 

[coldvein]

gibbard is a genius. zooey is.. uhhh.. a relatively attractive shitty actress?

 

[Shadow780]

Her sister is hotter, and has bigger boobs.

square face and pregnancy inflated

Spoiler

still would

 

[Danielsan]

Hopefully a heart broken Ben will start writing good music again. The last Death Cab album was shit. Narrow Stairs was alright, but already not great.

 

[hauton]

The hopes of wannabe soulful young men collectively rise.

 

[Veidt]

:3

why is this old hag trying to be cute.

 

[Shadow780]

why is this old hag trying to be cute.

 

[Zyzyxxz]

Way too much hipster in that marriage to last.

 

[jediyoshi]

Way too much hipster in that marriage to last.

Almost went an entire 3 pages without this thread derping up. So close.

 

[StuBurns]

He was once a loyal lover...

 

[MNC]

M. Bison "Yes! Yes!" HD Widescreen Reupload

 

[dead souls]

Her sister is hotter, and has bigger boobs.

And she's on a much better show. I'm so glad that Bones is finally back this week.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Too damn skinny.

 

[razgriz417]

And she's on a much better show. I'm so glad that Bones is finally back this week.

Sweet! Bones is back Yea I tried watching an episode of New Girl and the shit that comes out of her mouth is cringe worthy

 

[cajunator]

Zooey is so hot it's kind of ridiculous.

 

[richiek]

Zooey kinda reminds me of Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite:

 

[Kinyou]

why is this old hag trying to be cute.

 

[HammerOfThor]

Can someone explain Zooey Deschanel to me?

I dont get her.

 

[Mecha_Infantry]

Hmmm

Christina Agulira
Scarlett Johansson
Kim Kardashin
Zooey Deschanel

Looks like it's open season again!

 

[cajunator]

She is hot/cute and single. What other reason would people need to be infatuated?

 

[PantherLotus]

Can someone explain Zooey Deschanel to me?

I dont get her.

Just go rent elf and listen to her sweet voice

 

[SolKane]

I'll be her less attractive best friend who always advises her to 'give him a second chance' because i'm secretly in love with the faceman and it's the only way i can buy myself more time to get him to notice me. but next to Deschanel's radiant beauty, he'll never notice and i'll carry on, quietly heartbroken until they break up and he rebounds with me after a long night of drinking.

no way you could be her less attractive best friend

 

[Ezalc]

Zooey kinda reminds me of Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite:

What because of brown hair and blue eyes? I don't see the resemblance.

 

[Enron]

$20 says she hooks up with M Ward. It's bound to happen at some point.

20 bucks says that's why the seperation happened.

Anyways, ben gibbard is a hack and Death Cab hasn't been decent in like 8 years.

 

[akira28]

Zooey sleeps alone tonight. She wasn't as cute as we thought, alright? Her kisses taste like burning, her acting skills start people's guts churning. And what she calls "country singing", was the last straw, she's finally worth leaving...

I see, shes finally worth leaving....


(and now for the break down)


Zoooeeyyyy sleeeeps aloooonneee, tonight *dances along to drum beat on desk*

 

[Ezalc]

Does she happen to have a thing for Syrian autocrats?

Why did I think you were Filipino all this time.

 

[EviLore]

Why did I think you were Filipino all this time.

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