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[Meier]

Pretty surprising -- they really seemed like the perfect couple. I bet she was shacking up with Him.

Maybe Death Cab will make good music again now.

This is basically the exact thing my girlfriend said in the car when she told me this story, haha.

 

[Escape Goat]

Pretty surprising -- they really seemed like the perfect couple. I bet she was shacking up with Him.

God?

 

[Yami]

So is she going to be all New Girl irl as well now?

 

[Geek]

Speaking of Zooey, every time I see billboards for this awful Adam Sandler movie, I briefly think it's her.

I hate Adam Sandler (more) because of it.

 

[VeryGooster]

Pretty surprising -- they really seemed like the perfect couple. I bet she was shacking up with Him.

:lol Only like 3 people know M. Ward's name.

 

[brianjones]

maybe her heart was an empty room

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

God?

She & Him is her band

 

[Meier]

:lol Only like 3 people know M. Ward's name.

I knew it but this made for better humor.

 

[Neoriceisgood]

I saw a movie with her the other day, I forgot what it was called.

 

[Borgnine]

Only a matter of time. Told her one too many times he would definitely NOT hit it due to sharp knees.

 

[jambo]

How the hell did he land her?

I love how some people think relationships are solely based on looks.

 

[aperman]

Can we get melancholy Death Cab back now?

 

[vatstep]

I wonder which alcoholic pizza eating schlub Zooey will go for next

Probably that guy from The Decemberists. Looks and dresses similarly and writes equally lame music — he's a perfect replacement!

 

[VeryGooster]

How the hell did he land her?

When soul meets body...

 

[GG-Duo]

How the hell did he land her?

Ben Gibbard writes the most lovey-dovey lyrics on rock radio. It was actually kinda the perfect match, aesthetic-wise.

 

[Shogmaster]

I love how some people think relationships are solely based on looks.

I should have learned to play that guitar, I should have learned to play them drums...

 

[Technosteve]

New Postal Service Album? Great God

 

[TheKaeptain]

We all know she's going to fuck Russell Brand.

That won't stop me.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I love how some people think relationships are solely based on looks.

oh ok

 

[freenudemacusers]

rumor has it she is trolling Sub Pop Records for a more underground husband for her upcoming hit reality show.

 

[Monty Mole]

He probably got sick to death of her incredibly annoying kookiness.

I would

Spoiler

n't

.

 

[Medalion]

 

[Yami]

rumor has it she is trolling Sub Pop Records for a more underground husband for her upcoming hit reality show.

psuedo-hipster kim kardashian? lolwut

 

[Deadstar]

How the hell did he land her?

He's got a great sense of humor.

 

[Weenerz]

Never knew this mediocre bitch was married. The more you know.

 

[Barrett2]

I would become a polygamist for this woman. Gladly.

•heavy breathing•

 

[Menelaus]

Thank god. Her massive lack of talent was sucking the life out of Death Cab.

 

[Barrett2]

I wonder which alcoholic pizza eating schlub Zooey will go for next

Well... me, hopefully.

 

[maruchan]

So this a win win for everyone...
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Mcs3wSzqTI8

 

[Shurs]

I assumed she was married to M. Ward.

 

[CJUNDERGROUND]

I assumed she was married to M. Ward.

Not yet!

 

[ajf009]

back off bitches, she's mine

 

[bucknuticus]

Maybe Death Cab will make good music again now.

I thought codes and keys was pretty good.

 

[El Sloth]

I wonder which alcoholic pizza eating schlub Zooey will go for next

That's Mr. Alcoholic Pizza Eating Schlub to you, buddy.

 

[freenudemacusers]

psuedo-hipster kim kardashian? lolwut

yeah I read it in local 'zine. you've probably never even heard of it.

 

[Zzoram]

I hear of divorces quite frequently within my circle of friends. Last time I checked, the news on the matter was that divorce rates were at their lowest since the late 70s. Women were twice as likely to divorce than men were. Over 50% of divorces filed by women were due to their husbands behaviour - in fact it was the most common cause for divorce. Around 15% of all divorces (same for both men and women) filed were due to infidelity. These are UK stats

That basically comes down to men thinking they don't have to do any cleaning and women realizing they don't have to be maids anymore.

 

[jediyoshi]

Never knew this mediocre bitch was married. The more you know.

I can only pray that this post was a bannable offense.

 

[marrec]

Can we get melancholy Death Cab back now?

I can't wait for the Album after this. Good move Zooey, now go back to making music cause you suck at acting.

 

[kehs]

She was awesome on sesame street.

 

[Mully]

Maybe Death Cab will make good music again now.

Ben will definitely be making some really depressing music again. CAN'T WAIT.

 

[EYEL1NER]

I can only pray that this post was a bannable offense.

Weenerz
Banned
(Today, 08:04 PM)

Of course I don't think I have a shot with her (would have to get divorced myself first), but I always thought they were a weird couple.

Still, those eyes...so dreamy. Sigh...

 

[FloppyDelux]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/zooey-deschanel-husband-ben-gibbard-split-2011111



Maybe we can get a new Postal Service album now.

i hope so, and a tour.

 

[CyReN]

I really hope this doesn't influence the next Death Cab album..

 

[y2dvd]

Kim and Zooey to hook up!

 

[KidA Seven]

God damnit, beaten (dumb and dumber).

 

[plagiarize]

New Postal Service Album? Great God

it's even better than that. heartbroken albums are the best.

i wish someone would break the hearts of lots of my favourite songwriters again, so they would produce more good material.

Mark Everett get's some time off though. he put out a great heartbroken album not long ago.

 

[AColdDay]

Alright gaf, this is our chance. We need to find a way to pool our looks and talents and find a way to date Zooey Deschanel collectively.

Confused? Watch the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry and George team up to date a girl.

We have to act quickly...

First off, we need to find our faceman. Who here is the most devastatingly handsome?

Positions still available:
Faceman
Bank-Roller or Investment manager
Sensitive guy who can write dialog
Kama Sutra expert
Funny guy who can write dialog
Network Administrator/Communications engineer
Team members to make sure that dates go according to plan

Just remember, we can do this together!

 

[EviLore]

Positions still available:
Faceman
Bank-Roller or Investment manager
Sensitive guy who can write dialog
Kama Sutra expert
Funny guy who can write dialog
Network Administrator/Communications engineer
Team members to make sure that dates go according to plan

Ready when you guys are!

 

[freenudemacusers]

Ready when you guys are!

I'm married and a good wingman so I'll make sure everything goes smoothly. Would you like beet juice with your soy cube?

 

[Hot Coldman]

I'll attach a remote-controlled bomb to her foot so she'll do exactly what we tell her to