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Mully · Mar 30, 2013

I ate the Spicy Sweet Doritos yesterday afternoon as a cheat snack while on my cutting diet. They are delicious and deserve to be the third Dorito's Locos Taco. I've had to use the bathroom twice today and both times my poop smelled like Spicy Sweet Doritos.

What food makes your poop smell like the food you just ate?

mr stroke · Mar 30, 2013

maybe you have a spicy butthole?

arts&crafts · Mar 30, 2013

The morning after drinking beer my poop smells so weird.

RumblingRosco · Mar 30, 2013

Asparagus makes my pee smell funny.

SystemShock2 · Mar 30, 2013

Chocolate Mousse. Yeah I'm lucky.

Wired · Mar 30, 2013

I have no idea since I'm not in the habit of smelling my own shit.

shira · Mar 30, 2013

No smell if you eat poop?
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Arthrus · Mar 30, 2013

Kiwifruit, probably in part because it's a natural laxative.

SystemShock2 · Mar 30, 2013

Wired said:
I have no idea since I'm not in the habit of smelling my own shit.

You don't breathe through your nose in the bathroom??? / You don't like the smell of your own shit???

Sliver · Mar 30, 2013

Every time I eat the cereal Honey Smacks my urine smells like it the next couple times I piss. It is so god damn weird.

bidguy · Mar 30, 2013

let me get back to you after i take a smell

Wilbur · Mar 30, 2013

The bacteria inside of the feces is what makes them smell so bad. Specifically, the bacteria produce various compounds and gases that lead to the infamous smell of feces. Poop will vary in smell depending on the type of foods and drinks that you consume. Generally speaking, feces will smell worse if you consume foods or liquids with many artificial flavors or chemicals in them. The bad smell of feces will usually be reduced by eating more natural foods that do not contain any artificial flavors or chemicals. Also, the poop of meat eaters usually smells worse than that of vegans.

peanutbutterlatte · Mar 30, 2013

Seafood. I had a squid platter a few days before coming home from abroad, held it in for about 48 hours. It was like an open trench. Awful stuff.

Always-honest · Mar 30, 2013

Now you know what Geoff Keighley's house smells like.

Metrotab · Mar 30, 2013

NeoGAF has a weird obsession with fecal matter from time to time.

masud · Mar 30, 2013

Sliver said:
Every time I eat the cereal Honey Smacks my urine smells like it the next couple times I piss. It is so god damn weird.

This! I thought I was the only one. Same thing happens with coffee.

Kwixotik · Mar 30, 2013

Vodka

Wilbury said:
The bacteria inside of the feces is what makes them smell so bad. Specifically, the bacteria produce various compounds and gases that lead to the infamous smell of feces. Poop will vary in smell depending on the type of foods and drinks that you consume. Generally speaking, feces will smell worse if you consume foods or liquids with many artificial flavors or chemicals in them. The bad smell of feces will usually be reduced by eating more natural foods that do not contain any artificial flavors or chemicals. Also, the poop of meat eaters usually smells worse than that of vegans.

The main thing I'm taking from this is that there are people paid to study poop smell

Timedog · Mar 30, 2013

Expired steak.

Grinchy · Mar 30, 2013

I don't notice my poop smelling much different from day to day. But man, if I eat beef vegetable stew, my piss smells like it for a whole day. It's really disgusting.

SystemShock2 · Mar 30, 2013

My poop smells like poop after I eat poop.

Rubbish King · Mar 30, 2013

beer.

TAJ · Mar 30, 2013

For me, nothing does what the OP describes

But eating only Fruit Loops for a couple days made my shit look exactly like flourescent-green Play-Doh.

Evolved1 · Mar 30, 2013

White Castle... smells exactly the same coming out as it does going in.

Simultaneously grossing me out and making me crave it again.

A viscous cycle.

this is kind of a joke, but only just...

paully · Mar 30, 2013

Kwixotik said:
The main thing I'm taking from this is that there are people paid to study poop smell

Either that or he's full of shit.

Mully · Mar 30, 2013

Evolved1 said:
White Castle... smells exactly the same coming out as it does going in.

Simultaneously grossing me out and making me crave it again.

A viscous cycle.

You crave poop after you poop?

Blake'sGrave · Mar 31, 2013

SystemShock2 said:
My poop smells like poop after I eat poop.

pretty much this.

EightBitNate · Mar 31, 2013

Don't smell your shit, folks.

Grinchy · Mar 31, 2013

SystemShock2 said:
My poop smells like poop after I eat poop.

I always thought that eating poop would make you poop out the original food.

Funky Papa · Mar 31, 2013

Churro piss.

Spinach poop.

G_Berry · Mar 31, 2013

Im literally taking a shit right now. Its probably the 7th in 48 hours as I have been wasted for pretty much 2 days straight.

All I can say is that the smell is like nothing else. Its rich. Thick. And hurts coming out. It burns a little.

A mixture of beer, johhny walker, jim beam, coke zero and cheap pizza hut.

Im afraid to wipe this one......

Callo Merlose · Mar 31, 2013

Wilbury said:
The bacteria inside of the feces is what makes them smell so bad. Specifically, the bacteria produce various compounds and gases that lead to the infamous smell of feces. Poop will vary in smell depending on the type of foods and drinks that you consume. Generally speaking, feces will smell worse if you consume foods or liquids with many artificial flavors or chemicals in them. The bad smell of feces will usually be reduced by eating more natural foods that do not contain any artificial flavors or chemicals. Also, the poop of meat eaters usually smells worse than that of vegans.

I just came here to say the opposite. Vegan/vegetarian farts smell the worst.

Spirit of Jazz · Mar 31, 2013

Jalfrezi piss.

Mully · Mar 31, 2013

G_Berry said:
Im literally taking a shit right now. Its probably the 7th in 48 hours as I have been wasted for pretty much 2 days straight.

All I can say is that the smell is like nothing else. Its rich. Thick. And hurts coming out. It burns a little.

A mixture of beer, johhny walker, jim beam, coke zero and cheap pizza hut.

Im afraid to wipe this one......

Those ones don't have much to wipe. They come out pretty clean, but leave a slickness that doesn't go away without a shower or hardcore baby wipage.

DarkKyo · Mar 31, 2013

You are a vile thing.

Wilbur · Mar 31, 2013

Callo Merlose said:
I just came here to say the opposite. Vegan/vegetarian farts smell the worst.

My dad said if I ever turn vegetarian he's kicking me out of the house

Sorian · Mar 31, 2013

Everytime I've eaten poop, my poop comes out smelling like poop.

Clydefrog · Mar 31, 2013

spaghetti

Wilbur · Mar 31, 2013

If you eat a sausage and then poop, if you ate the poop you just pooped would it come back out as a sausage

what happens if you poop a poop you've eaten

does it come out as more poop

poop inside poop

poopception

poop chrysalis

i need answers

Qvoth · Mar 31, 2013

there's a kind of beans called pete here in indonesia
not only your shit smells like them, even your pee does

Alphahawk · Mar 31, 2013

I try not to smell my shit so I wouldn't know.

PaulExcellent · Mar 31, 2013

Nutella.
It's weird.

Ferrio · Mar 31, 2013

I ate a bottle of pickled ginger once. My farts/poop smelled like it for a day.

Goron2000 · Mar 31, 2013

Sugar puffs make my pee smell like Sugar puffs.

Shadybiz · Mar 31, 2013

Wendy's chili.

Also, bourbon makes my pee smell weird. So basically, every weekend, my pee smells weird.

Corky · Mar 31, 2013

My pee tast... I mean smells, smells like pee.

losername · Mar 31, 2013

Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I consumed a whole bunch of these over a short period when I was last in the USA.

Never. Again.

RPGamer92 · Mar 31, 2013

Maybe you shouldn't eat your poop?

bud · Mar 31, 2013

my poop smells like chinese food afterwards. it's such a nice smell that it immediately makes me crave that same food again.

coldflame23 · Mar 31, 2013

"Do you eat shit?"

Dorito Pope · Mar 31, 2013

You're welcome.

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