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My Poop Smells Like Doritos After Eating Them, What Food Does that For You?

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Currygan

at last, for christ's sake
green beans with bacon cubes and onion (they taste gloriously, try them Gaf)


not only my crap is so hard to get out of my arsehole, it's also dark green and smells like cooked beans. When I eat them I dread the moment I will have to evacuate because it's five minutes of pain and suffering. Plus, sometimes it gets so sticky I have to clean the toilet afterwards
 

Mordeccai

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Fuckin Golden Crisp, my piss smells like straight cereal and it definitely freaks me out.

You know what gives me the shits thought, coffee.
 

Enduin

No bald cap? Lies!
Honey Nut Cheerios makes my pee smell like honey and eating too many Oreos makes my dooky black as can be.
 
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