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macfoshizzle · Dec 28, 2014

Ok, I may be little drunk right now but I'm wondering if a lot of people are like me. I find myself sometimes not even knowing that I'm doing it, trying to look up characters upskirt or try to angle the camera so you can see every part of the polygon breasts. For example in Dragon Age: I, I just spent a good 30 minute trying to position the female characters up on a hill so I can get the perfect ass shot or breasts shot. I know a lot of you guys do it so don't try to outcast me fuckers! In fact, a girl friend of mine told me once that she use to sometimes just play MGS to stare at Raiden's ass all night, so even girls do it. With that said, what are some "good recommended games" that I can play?

alf717 · Dec 28, 2014

Eh it happens. Curiosity always gets the best of us.

Tagyhag · Dec 28, 2014

At that point why not just play adult games or mods?

Aeternus Malum · Dec 28, 2014

When I was a kid, I used to create really busty Divas in WWE games that wore next to nothing.

But that was a long time ago.

VARIA · Dec 28, 2014

Resident Evil 4 was funny in this aspect.

Venfayth · Dec 28, 2014

FluxWaveZ · Dec 28, 2014

macfoshizzle said:
With that said, what are some "good recommended games" that I can play?

Um...

Uh.

Gentleman Jack · Dec 28, 2014

Didn't MGS4 reward players for doing this? lol

Erekiddo · Dec 28, 2014

30 minutes?

4 seconds.

wachie · Dec 28, 2014

I used to do it when I was a teenager, not now.

whiteninja · Dec 28, 2014

I check to see if there's breast physics.

Assault · Dec 28, 2014

No? Wtf

Benzychenz · Dec 28, 2014

Yeah, I've done this. And when it comes to customisable characters, if I make a chick I always make her as sexy as possible.

My pawn in Dragon's Dogma was a babe.

toythatkills · Dec 28, 2014

macfoshizzle said:
With that said, what are some "good recommended games" that I can play?

Bible Adventures.

CrispyGoomba · Dec 28, 2014

OP, have you played Lollipop Chainsaw?

Dio · Dec 28, 2014

Tagyhag said:
At that point why not just play adult games or mods?

I'd assume because adult games/mods are generally low budget as hell.

I guarantee you that a AAA adult game would be quite a sight to see, but most likely won't happen for a long time. The closest I can probably think of are several Japanese VNs that have a really high budget for their genre, but even then are peanuts compared to the average game development budget.

Ferrio · Dec 28, 2014

macfoshizzle said:
Ok, I may be little drunk right now but I'm wondering if a lot of people are like me. I find myself sometimes not even knowing that I'm doing it, trying to look up characters upskirt or try to angle the camera so you can see every part of the polygon breasts. For example in Dragon Age: I, I just spent a good 30 minute trying to position the female characters up on a hill so I can get the perfect ass shot or breasts shot. I know a lot of you guys do it so don't try to outcast me fuckers! In fact, a girl friend of mine told me once that she use to sometimes just play MGS to stare at Raiden's ass all night, so even girls do it. With that said, what are some "good recommended games" that I can play?

Do I have a game for you sir!

munchie64 · Dec 28, 2014

I sometimes do, just to see what's there. It's usually a black abyss.

macfoshizzle · Dec 28, 2014

Tagyhag said:
At that point why not just play adult games or mods?

I dont think you get it. It's like watching Avengers and if it was possible, freeze frame and rotating the camera or free roam cam to get the best ass shot of the Black Widow.

koopas · Dec 28, 2014

whiteninja said:
I check to see if there's breast physics.

Ninja Gaiden Sigma series has some of the best breast physics out there. They even involved the sixaxis controller. Team Ninja best in the breast biz.

PlayALLtheGames · Dec 28, 2014

macfoshizzle said:
trying to look up characters upskirt or try to angle the camera so you can see every part of the polygon breasts.

FluxWaveZ · Dec 28, 2014

Ferrio said:
Do I have a game for you sir!

Oh, that's right! My impulse answer to this question is no, but I would play the hell out of this game. It's just too amazing. It's just too amazing.

Kwixotik · Dec 28, 2014

I think you have a problem.

30 minutes?

Naked Snake · Dec 28, 2014

I do it all the time if the game has a hot guy character. And yes MGS2 was the pinnacle of my perverted hobby.

The faps were real.

Aeana · Dec 28, 2014

Sounds like you need a Vita.

dhonk · Dec 28, 2014

Tagyhag said:
At that point why not just play adult games or mods?

I'm going to refer to this old adage...

The Chase Is Better Than The Catch

As demonstrated by that one LEGENDARY neogaf thread about the hidden nudity in Geist.

Zee-Row · Dec 28, 2014

I remember I used to pause in Street Fighter Alpha 2 right when Sakura did her panty kick.

zeldablue · Dec 28, 2014

Hmm...

Not really the same, but when my cousin and I were younger we'd yank the cartridge out of the N64 so that it would freeze on Link's face.

We were like, seven.

Tagyhag · Dec 28, 2014

macfoshizzle said:
I dont think you get it. It's like watching Avengers and if it was possible, freeze frame and rotating the camera or free roam cam to get the best ass shot of the Black Widow.

Yeah I don't think I do. If I wanted ass shots of Scarlett I'd just Google it.

Soonri · Dec 28, 2014

I played Vindictus with a guy who did a bunch of this stuff - complain about no booty sliders for the female characters, mod out inner armor parts (which was based on a nude mod), put on gag slutty outfits on his characters while crafting items... I forget some stuff since I dropped the game though.

Lautaro · Dec 28, 2014

Hehe

I played Tomb Raider when I was a teenager so... yeah, she used to swim upwards a lot.

Also I used to corner Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite) in the elevators... that damn dress... I wasn't a teenager anymore though.

Venfayth said:

Holy shit, now I feel curious about this anime...

ohlawd · Dec 28, 2014

I do this too but not for freaking 30 minutes, 5 minutes tops.

Choomp · Dec 28, 2014

Gentleman Jack said:
Didn't MGS4 reward players for doing this? lol

Yeah, I think Lollipop Chainsaw had an achievement for trying to look up the girl's skirt or something too.

Seraph_Nicholas · Dec 28, 2014

What's the game I'm thinking of... Geist?

But, yeah, not since I was underage.

-Horizon- · Dec 28, 2014

I just play Senran Kagura.
I've accepted life and hometown as my doctrine.
They guide me, heart, body, and soul.
Amen.

Infernal Monkey · Dec 28, 2014

Fandangox · Dec 28, 2014

Where are Hawthornekitty's and Hours Left's avatars when you need them.

IdreamofHIME · Dec 28, 2014

I bought DOAX1 and 2

SolidSnakex · Dec 28, 2014

Zee-Row said:
I remember I used to pause in Street Fighter Alpha 2 right when Sakura did her panty kick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjLrxRz1sVI#t=155

-Horizon- · Dec 28, 2014

Fandangox said:
Where are Hawthornekitty's and Hours Left's avatars when you need them.

ohlawd's and Benzychenz's avatar are applicable here too :3

Hours Left · Dec 28, 2014

Fandangox said:
Where are Hawthornekitty's and Hours Left's avatars when you need them.

Aloha.

(Though you don't need no angling for mine, the game shows you right off the bat! They know what the people want.)

Kangi · Dec 28, 2014

I took a few too many screenshots of Shulk in SSB4.

And does turning your MMO characters into strippers count? Because yeah, my Vindictus character is a stripper. A good one.

Tanaka · Dec 28, 2014

Damn dude, I'm high and drink as a motherfucker right now, and even I'm judging you haha.

Zee-Row · Dec 28, 2014

SolidSnakex said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjLrxRz1sVI#t=155

HAHAHA! I love his Street Fighter raps! I wish he made more!

Exploratory · Dec 28, 2014

Why's everyone drunk?

LouisaFerre · Dec 28, 2014

Come on, man. Just play some Shinovi Versus or something, don't start smackin and whackin to DA:I.

Dr. Buni · Dec 28, 2014

I think that is kind of weird. Appreciating the characters designs is one thing (I do, after all), but that... wow.

Edit: Then again, it is hard to resist looking at Captain Falcon's properties in Smash Bros 4. Can't blame who takes shots of Shulk either.

Ferrio · Dec 28, 2014

SolidSnakex said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjLrxRz1sVI#t=155

I'm guilty of

1. Getting Mary's topless easter egg scene in Real bout
2. I-no's topless frame in GGXX
3. Finishing off King/Yuri in AOF with a special...

Kangi · Dec 28, 2014

Exploratory said:
Why's everyone drunk?

Going to go ahead and guess: Weekend after Christmas, probably only recently broke away from extended family annoyances. Sounds like a recipe for excessive alcohol consumption.

foxtrot3d · Dec 28, 2014

Aeternus Malum said:
When I was a kid, I used to create really busty Divas in WWE games that wore next to nothing.

But that was a long time ago.

So I wasn't the only one!

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