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Are you a perv when playing video games?

Monocle

Member
Yes, yes, and yes. I shamelessly objectify digital men. My thirst for idealized male bodies is strong.

The first thing I check in any character creator is whether I can make a hot dude. Sadly only a handful are decent in that regard. Soul Calibur 5, Saints Row 3 and 4... It's real tough tbh.

The same goes for alternate costumes in any fighting or action game. (Rig in DOA5... all of my unf.) I'm still hoping for shirtless costumes for Ike and Little Mac in Smash 4. (Shulk doesn't count, ew. He looks about 14.)
 

Nickle

Cool Facts: Game of War has been a hit since July 2013
Being naughty is fun. That's why killing random civilians in open world games is so fun.
 
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Gay gamers unite.
 
Eh I put characters in a lewd position if I'm streaming or if a buddy of mine show up and the opportunity presents itself but other than that, don't really spend all that time when I have a game to beat.

Also I agree with Aeana, you do need a Vita.
 

Corpekata

Banned
Hehe

I played Tomb Raider when I was a teenager so... yeah, she used to swim upwards a lot.

Also I used to corner Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite) in the elevators... that damn dress... I wasn't a teenager anymore though.



Holy shit, now I feel curious about this anime...

You will regret your curiosity.
 

coolasj19

Why are you reading my tag instead of the title of my post?
Does have three female Destiny characters qualify me for this?
Hehe
I played Tomb Raider when I was a teenager so... yeah, she used to swim upwards a lot.
Also I used to corner Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite) in the elevators... that damn dress... I wasn't a teenager anymore though.
Holy shit, now I feel curious about this anime...
You'll hate it then love it then love it more then hate it. Oreimo. Watch it.

EDIT : Oh, OP asked for recommendations. Final Fantasy 13-3. It's goddamn dressup extraordinaire. And if you want more Laura Bailey action, FF13-2. Though, Serah has significantly less costumes and that's a freaking crime.
 

manzo

Member
Oh hell yes. It's also fun to see how much the devs were ready to please the eye. These days it's usually the dark void, but sometimes it's nice to see textured panties.
 
All the time. I am very open about it with my wife. At times, I have become more likely to buy a game if it has lovely ladies. I never buy flat-out smut titles like Onechambra or Senran Kagura, though. It needs to have great gameplay content. Guilty Gear has some nice fan service that I appreciate, and my wife and I are closing in on 200 hours played of Dragon's Crown as a Sorceress and Amazon. We are on floor 68 of the Labyrinth of Chaos, as of tonight, after another 4 hour session. We still experience joy at all the jiggling on the screen.

Sounds like you need a Vita.
I dont think it has anything quality in this regard. All chibi graphics or weird, child-like characters and such. I'd love to be proven wrong, though.
 

Crayolan

Member
I personally looked up the skirt of every female character/trophy in SSBU when I was reading all the trophy descriptions. I had to know how many black voids there were. For science.

There were a lot, but some interesting characters got a pass
 

Dawg

Member
I love how GTA V mentions the strip club in a persons PSN status if they're visiting it.

So many pervs on my friendslist.
 

Azuran

Banned
I'm not going to deny that I started a new file on Path of Radiance once solely to check if Illyana's panties were real.
 
I do it too, but only once per new game, and it's just for a few seconds. Reason: one- to satisfy the inner pervert in me because I can't do it in real life, and two - to see how far graphics have come. I'm sad to report it's an area often neglected by games not called DOA. Even then, painted on textures is not very exciting, which is why I only do it once and move on.
 
I forgot to mention on-topic. I guess I do perv sometimes on games. It's more curiosity though. I'm always curious if they went all the way with the modeling. Like is there an anatomically correct vagina or penis under these close. Do nipples exist in this game? What colors are undergarments? Why did the developers choose boxers vs briefs for males? Why is a woman wearing lacy undergarments or a thong in a battle?
 
You are pressing buttons to interact with virtual polygons. The only thing perverted about this is someone who thinks this could possibly be sexual in nature.
 
You are pressing buttons to interact with virtual polygons. The only thing perverted about this is someone who thinks this could possibly be sexual in nature.

A porn video is also just a collection of little dots, but that works too. What else do you do in elevators during a semi-hidden 3 minute loading sequence? Look respectfully at the wall? Whistle tunes in your head as you try to avoid direct eye contact?
 

Jawmuncher

Member
Less clothes the better male or female is the most I go. As a teen though I definitley messed around though as had been stated in here.
 

Forkball

Member
My girlfriend told me she watched an unboxing video of amiibos and she said:

"The guy in the video immediately looked up Peach's skirt! Can you believe that?"

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