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[Fix-It Felix. Jr.]

I actually want one, and that worries me.

 

[Bluth54]

This is one of type of products yo see and think "Why didn't anyone come up with this before now".

 

[DarkKyo]

Where do i preorder

Seriously, they'd be cool just for display.

 

[Plum]

*Throw one on the ground whilst shouting "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"

*A bunch of mints pop out and you have to get down on your knees and pick them up like the idiot you are*

 

[Kayo Police]

counter point:

step 1: fill it with molly

step 2: wear it to a festival

This is good. 👌

 

[LinkSlayer64]

7000 Yen!? I hope they're released individually.

 

[fernoca]

Possibly the most effective chastity belt ever conceived.

XD

I'd buy one anyway. Looks great.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

These will be perfect for cosplayers.

 

[clay_ghost]

7000 Yen!? I hope they're released individually.

7000 yen for 11 balls is actually quite reasonably priced if they look anything like those in the pictures.

 

[_Rob_]

I love that the promotional images air aimed towards executives. Having said that, if I were interviewing and someone turned up in a nice suit with some holstered Poke Balls.....

 

[RRockman]

I'd just keep one open on my desk, but I wouldn't wear them outside of Halloween.

 

[big_erk]

Now I'm thinking about a Michael Mann crime film set in the poke-verse.

"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."

 

[Skyzard]

I kinda want them lol

 

[Caayn]

They look surprisingly good. Here's to hoping that you can buy from the EU as well, without a crazy mark-up, I want all of them.

They look great. So cute!

Missed opportunity not to have the GS ball from the Orange Islands arc though.

I think they want to forget that the GS ball ever existed.

 

[Tal Shiar Agent]

I only recognize the first four, what are the rest?

 

[styl3s]

I'm just waiting to see local hipster dealers in SF popping pills out of one of these things.

Will the type of Pokeball determine how many vicodin or oxy you get? Let me get a great ball of oxy

 

[Elginer]

Possibly the most effective chastity belt ever conceived.

Lmao

 

[Ion Guru]

Definitely going to be a hit at EDM clubs.

Never been a more true statement.

 

[turmoil]

I love that the promotional images air aimed towards executives. Having said that, if I were interviewing and someone turned up in a nice suit with some holstered Poke Balls.....

You would hire him in a heartbeat?

 

[Jonnax]

So where to buy?
--

Oh, looks like the link posted by OP is the store.

Delivery is September though.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

They look great. So cute!

Missed opportunity not to have the GS ball from the Orange Islands arc though.

They would release it super glued shut and hope you would forget about trying to open it.

 

[Izayoi]

These look like they would be great for display. Would buy in a heartbeat if given the chance...

 

[Dead Prince]

those are some big analbeads

 

[Johndoey]

Convenient carry cases. Keep your uppers on the left, downers on the right.

 

[LinkSlayer64]

7000 yen for 11 balls is actually quite reasonably priced if they look anything like those in the pictures.

Well, yes of course, I just don't have a need for all of them, I'd probably grab 1 or 2 at the most.

 

[Eila]

Would go great with my pikachu hawaiian shirt and Ash cap.

 

[NealMcCauley]

"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."

"We're.. we're almost at the next stop."
"Hey, Ash, a pokemon gets on the MTA here in LA and dies. Think anyone'll notice?"

 

[Shizuka]

Possibly the most effective chastity belt ever conceived.

Not where I live. That shit can get you laid depending where you go.

 

[specdot]

counter point:

step 1: fill it with molly

step 2: wear it to a festival

And she never knew it.
I need me a Premier Ball.

 

[Izayoi]

It's out of stock....

 

[Foxy the Fox]

70$ seems kinda steep but I am a sucker for stuff like this.

Here is hope to reuse those container with pendrives and other stuff.

 

[Weltall Zero]

Possibly the most effective chastity belt ever conceived.

Redead. Bravo, sir.

 

[Masterspeed]

I'm 26... I don't need one of those things on my belt so everyone in public can see it, but by God I fucking want one...

 

[Kwame120]

Man, I want these so much. So simple and yet...so perfect.

 

[Possumowner]

Throws money at screen...wait,I don't have a suit...do I have to buy a Nintendo suit now 🤔

 

[Tom Nook]

I kinda like this.

 

[tanooki27]

you teach me and i'll teach you to wear the holstered pokeballs

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Why would you want anything other than the classic red and white?

 

[Azure Phoenix]

But I'd only need 6 Premier Balls.

 

[Toad.T]

Not where I live. That shit can get you laid depending where you go.

Where is this promised land you speak of?

 

[NeonBlack]

Possibly the most effective chastity belt ever conceived.

Too good

 

[giant_frying_pan]

For The Man Who Has (...to catch) Everything...

 

[turmoil]

They could put some chips on them to store a pokemon and have a bluetooth connection to your phone, then sell it as a pokemon go dlc enabling traditional 6 to 6 battles with people you meet on the street.

 

[Darryl M R]

Luxury, Premier, and Regular are the ones I would want to have.. I always wanted high quality pokeballs as a kid but man I don't collect stuff like this.

 

[Makonero]

Possibly the most effective chastity belt ever conceived.

not if you fill them all with condoms

check and mate my friend

 

[Pif]

My virginity shall now be safe with this.

 

[OmegaFax]

Scalpers could make a fortune off the cosplaying scene with this.

Disney needs to up their game with some officially licensed Imperial rank insignia Trident gum packages.

 

[Jawbreaker]

Possibly the most effective chastity belt ever conceived.

The best.

 

[Vital Tundra]

I only recognize the first four, what are the rest?

From left to right

Quick, Dusk, Timer, Heal, Dive, Luxury, and Premier Ball.

 

[Shizuka]

Where is this promised land you speak of?

Brazil. It depends on your gender and sexual orientation, though.