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[Funky Papa]

It's curious to see chocolate pizza being treated as something weird. In Brazil we have a lot of different sweet pizza flavors:

While nothing new, chocolate pizzas are nowhere as spread in Europe as they are in other places, in my experience.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

While nothing new, chocolate pizzas are nowhere as spread in Europe as they are in other places, in my experience.

I have seriously never seen something like this before

 

[painey]

true dessert pizza

 

[sixteen-bit]

this is not something I would consume

 

[moggio]

true dessert pizza

Glorious.

 

[marrec]

CiCi's Pizza is really what started the end of the American Empire

 

[Funky Papa]

true dessert pizza

 

[Surfinn]

Pizookie?

Is there a better dessert? I eat this when I go out for dinner with family.

 

[gamma]

While nothing new, chocolate pizzas are nowhere as spread in Europe as they are in other places, in my experience.

What does pizza even mean in this context? Isn't this basically just some kind of chocolate cake?

 

[GrizzleBoy]

Preeeeeetty sure i saw this in the freezer section of Iceland (the UK store, not the place nobody can point out on a map).

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

true dessert pizza

Abomination

 

[OnkelC]

What does pizza even mean in this context? Isn't this basically just some kind of chocolate cake?

yup, just pizza-shaped chocolate cake with frosting.

 

[ArchAngel]

Other companies here in Germany already sold chocolate Pizza since years ago. They were ok, I'll try this one if I see it!

 

[MemoryHumanity]

This thread is just awful.

 

[shawnbuddy]

I'm sure this'll be added to the Dr. Oetker selections in American supermarkets. How could it not.

I really like their veggie pizza. Just add some banana peppers and it's delicious.

 

[moggio]

Abomination

You don't know what you're talking about, mate.

 

[Spaghetti]

Shout out to the Papa Johns Cinnapie. Too good for this shitty world.

 

[Afrikan]

And like all pizza it'll go great with milk

Damn you for putting that image in my head. :x

 

[Always-honest]

Dr Oetker pizzas are terrible filth.

 

[hobblygobbly]

This is why the Italians hate us in Germany concerning food.

 

[blame space]

i don't trust this dr. oetker or his chocolate pizza.

 

[Any Questions]

...
If there is demand, I am willing to sacrifice myself for the group and taste one for my fellow gaffers.

Yes please

 

[Nightbird]

Science has gone too far

 

[parrotbeak]

And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.

So as a man I could probably eat three and still not be over my calories. Too bad it is dark chocolate though, probably not much protein in it. I guess I could throw some bacon on there.

 

[Alchemy]

Only half? I can swing that, I'm a light eater until dinner anyways.

 

[Sanjuro]

What about a chocolate hot dog? 🤔

 

[moggio]

What about a chocolate hot dog? 🤔

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Ehhhh

 

[Zepp Twofist]

.
And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.

So around 50% more than a regular Dr. Oetker pizza?

 

[moggio]

Ehhhh

Probably terrible though as it's got Oreos in it which are fucking awful biscuits.

Use Bourbons instead and now we're talking.

 

[oti]

#dontbelievetheirlies

 

[venomenon]

They should add pineapple and mushrooms. I mean, they obviously tried to create the most disgusting object that loosely falls under the definition of "pizza", so why not go all the way?

 

[mclem]

They've had that here (UK) for a while. Never bought one, though. I'm sure it was Dr. Oetker brand, too, which is a surprise; I'd have thought it would have hit Germany before us.

 

[33-Hit-Combo]

They've had that here (UK) for a while. Never bought one, though. I'm sure it was Dr. Oetker brand, too, which is a surprise; I'd have thought it would have hit Germany before us.

I remember eating them at university over 6 years ago, they were salty as hell!

 

[parrotbeak]

Ewww

Probably terrible though as it's got Oreos in it which are fucking awful biscuits.

WTF

Reminds me I still need to try this

 

[moggio]

WTF

Oreos could only be considered a good biscuit in a country with a dearth of good biscuits (ie. the USA).

 

[kurahador]

Nothing can top this weird but delicious cookie dough.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

WTF?!

Ice Cream Sandwich in a Chocolate Hotdog Bun

Someone send this to Gordon Ramsay

 

[NandoGip]

i wonder what it would taste like with pineapple on it

 

[oti]

Oreos could only be considered a good biscuit in a country with a dearth of good biscuits (ie. the USA).

 

[marrec]

Oreos could only be considered a good biscuit in a country with a dearth of good biscuits (ie. the USA).

Well there's your problem, they're cookies not biscuits.

You're probably like "my good sir these biscuits are quite sweet how delightfully drooollllll"

 

[moggio]

Well there's your problem, they're cookies not biscuits.

No. This is a cookie:

These are biscuits:

A cookie is a type of biscuit.

 

[marrec]

You just posted two pictures of cookies.

 

[moggio]

You just posted two pictures of cookies.

Get your eyes tested.

 

[parrotbeak]

Oreos could only be considered a good biscuit in a country with a dearth of good biscuits (ie. the USA).

True it is a terrible biscuit. Fantastic cookie though.

Can't really compare it to a hot biscuit with a flaky crust and soft interior, especially with melted butter and honey.

 

[jts]

I just stumbled into popcorn pizza in the supermarket the other day. So yeah...

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Get your eyes tested.

Different countries, differend terms. German language has officially no real distinguish between booth, for example.

 

[moggio]

True it is a terrible biscuit. Fantastic cookie though.

It's a terrible biscuit and a terrible cookie.

Beggars can't be choosers when you live in a country with a poor selection of biscuits (or cookies).

 

[Razorback]

Wow, a chocolate pie. What will they think of next?

 

[oti]

Wow, a chocolate pie. What will they think of next?

Marshmallow Doener.