Bethesda:
Dishonored HD
Dishonored 2
Fallout HD Collection
Fallout 4 tease
Doom
Skyrim HD
Elder Scrolls Online
Battlecry
EA:
Starwars Battlefront
Battlefield update
Need for Speed
Mass Effect 4
Sports, all of em, new tech, much wow
Origin for consoles
"We get gamers"
New tease for a couple of games from their remaining studios before they die and their work that may never release.
Ubisoft:
The Division
Singing and Dancing
Aisha Tyler
Rainbow Six
New AAA IP
Assassins Creed
Beyond Good and Evil update/new tease
Nintendo:
Mobile
Wii U
3DS
new SKUs
Zelda Hype
Barrel Rolls
Metroid love in some form that will still probably disappoint us
New full Mario Game. Not Galaxy
Pokemon
Microsoft:
Halo
Halo
Tomb Raider
Forza
Halo
Halo Movie update
Rare new IP
Exclusive* 3rd party stuff
We Heart Indies too
Gears tease
Platinum Games game
Gears HD (opens show instead of Call of Duty)
Call of Duty
One piece of outcry, most likely from miscommunication
Free Game available now
Price drop... officially...
Battletoads?
Square Enix
Updates on Final Fantasy XV
Kingdom Hearts 3
Kingdom Hearts 2 & 3 fourths over 27 days HD Mega Collection (Kingdom Hearts 1.5 and 2.5 for Xbox One and PS4, PC too maybe?)
Final Fantasy XII HD
Dragon Quests stuff that will troll my emotions
Something New
Deus Ex
Tomb Raider coming to PS4 next year
PC
Overwatch New gameplay characters and a new game mode.
New Diablo 3 add-on
Public gameplay unveiling of Cliffy's project
Possible to see unreal tournament on this stage too
Overall awkward presentation with nothing super worthwhile
AMD showcasing off new cards
Square talking about Deus Ex and Announces Tomb Raider for PC
Activision
Decides to do a press conference cause why not
Call of Duty
Destiny
Overwatch
Diablo new stuff
Guitar Hero Live
Terrible host
awkward on stage gameplay and audience interaction
new IP
Valve
stealth announces a press conference
Gaben
VR
Steam OS
Steam Machines
New games!
is actually just at Valve HQ
journalist broke in
arrested by cops
put in psych ward because mumbling incoherently
must have seen something mind blowing
guy couldn't handle it
Sony:
Uncharted 4
Ratchet and Clank
Square Enix showcase
Horizon Tease
Adam Boyes dropping the mic
Indie showcase to 1812 Overture
Wearing shirt with photo of Phil Spencer wearing a shirt with a Playstation logo on it
Also i fully suspect the actual E3 notes to leak online direct from playstation but everyone will just think they're fake.
Adam Boyes will do most of the show, because third parties are the best parties, amiright?
Deus Ex
Battlefront with exclusive beta
Arkham Knight
Destiny: Comet
Guitar Hero/Rock Band
Blizzard bring Hearthstone to Vita plus Beta Access to Overwatch
Gearbox talks Battleborn
Mad Max
Did we say movies?
Ratchet Movie trailer. launching in theatres and on Playstation Plus this fall alongside the new game
Last of Us movie casting update
Uncharted Movie
Playstation Vue rolling out to more cities soon. new apps coming soon.
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Did we say charts?
Sales charts o yeah
PS4 making Bank. Price drop? nah new SKU
Vita?...
Morpheus Price announcement and No Mans Sky support
+2 new IP announcements
1 last thing type announcement for Not the Last Guardian
New firmware preview for PS4 v3.0
This is the best I got. really i just want PS2 emulation with trophy support or Dragon's Quest VIII HD, and for Vue to come to me, and that Ratchet and Clank looks amazing.