mark cerny comes out on stage, covered in 3 different robes all wrapped in chains. a live band plays tense, thrilling music as he puts on a show attempting to remove the chains before a timer counts down to..what?
he almost doesn't make it, but right as there's only 1 second left he removes the final chain.
he stands silently for a moment, only to suddenly rip off the robes bruce almighty style. his shirt reads "vita is life" and the countdown counts the final second.
alarms go off all over the stadium as a glass box is lowered from the ceiling. as it hangs a few feet above the ground, mark circles it to show it off, magician style. he smirks and headbutts the box, shattering it into a million pieces.
inside is a note, he unfolds it, he can't believe his eyes. not even mark knew this was coming, how could they do this? how is this possible?
he holds the note up so the main camera can zoom in; it's displayed on every screen in the arena.
as mark cerny vomits on the ground from sheer shock and happiness, the note reads "ps4 PROtable summer 2018"
a man in a crash bandicoot costume rushes the stage and rips mark cernys head off. he presents it to the crowd. the cheering and applause is so loud every window in the building shatters and every other event, including sony's, is immediately shut down.
best conference ever
