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[Ashby]

Kessler hates bananas.
You heard it here first.

This isn't true.

 

[oti]

This isn't true.

Lying on the Internet? Who would do that?

Orignal même by me, don't copy.

Edit

Ranch soda? The mayo stuff?

Why does ranch soda exist? If there's supply, there must be demand. Who buys this?

 

[Salarians]

I feel totally fresh

Edit:
the fuck is this game

 

[oti]

OK. After all this time Gangbeasts was fun again.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

OK. After all this time Gangbeasts was fun again.

That's what makes those segments work: they spend just enough time away from the game that it's exciting to seem them play it.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Not when they play every one of them at once though.

For me anyway.

 

[Lunar FC]

Legit almost died at "I have a child". 😂

 

[broncobuster]

Had a nice moment in PUBG where I saw a poor guy trying to swim across the sea to avoid the electric zone. Picked him up in my boat, dropped him off at shore, and we went our separate ways. Actually surprised he didn't try to pull a Vinny and shoot me from the passenger seat.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Dan should have swigged that ranch soda.

For someone who has a wedding sponsored by Taco Bell and drinks 12 sodas a day, Dan is a disappointment.

I challenge Dan to a one-on-one ranch soda competition. Whoever barfs first, loses.

 

[Poyunch]

Had a nice moment in PUBG where I saw a poor guy trying to swim across the sea to avoid the electric zone. Picked him up in my boat, dropped him off at shore, and we went our separate ways. Actually surprised he didn't try to pull a Vinny and shoot me from the passenger seat.

Man, moments like this in competitive games are awesome.

 

[therealminime]

Had a nice moment in PUBG where I saw a poor guy trying to swim across the sea to avoid the electric zone. Picked him up in my boat, dropped him off at shore, and we went our separate ways. Actually surprised he didn't try to pull a Vinny and shoot me from the passenger seat.

This sounds incredible. It'd make me so happy. Little moments like this always make me ecstatic in competitive games. Driving up to an enemy in a Warthog in Halo and honking the horn and they get in, or waving to an enemy in Overwatch and not shooting each other for a few seconds. Little friendly moments are so great.

Really want to encounter that in PUBG.

 

[hamchan]

Had a nice moment in PUBG where I saw a poor guy trying to swim across the sea to avoid the electric zone. Picked him up in my boat, dropped him off at shore, and we went our separate ways. Actually surprised he didn't try to pull a Vinny and shoot me from the passenger seat.

It's called murder island not helping island.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

It's called murder island not helping island.

A metaphor for our neoconservative truth.

 

[oti]

It's called murder island not helping island.

Murder Loving Care

 

[Antiwhippy]

It's called murder island not helping island.

I mean he's helping him to go somewhere to murder or be murdered.

 

[BlackLagoon]

edit: Fuck I'ma miss mondays BITE I'm moving

Lucky for you it's not on the schedule yet (again), so I guess we're all going to miss it...

 

[EmCeeGramr]

I actually had a Vinny moment tonight where Xander Cage knocked me out with an SMG while I was driving the motorcycle. Apparently it was a weird lag thing because he wasn't aiming at me at all.

 

[oti]

Fantasy American Football sounds like the worst possible idea and WHY DOES THIS EXIST.

There's no tennis game but there's this garbage?

 

[demidar]

I actually had a Vinny moment tonight where Xander Cage knocked me out with an SMG while I was driving the motorcycle. Apparently it was a weird lag thing because he wasn't aiming at me at all.

That seems like a very likely story.

>_>

 

[Jennipeg]

The format of Sony's E3 2016 conference was excellent. I don't need business suits talking about the greatness of the platform or devs talking for 5 minutes to contextualize a gameplay demo we're about to see. Letting the games speak for themselves is great, and it's clearly what most people want. Nintendo understood this when they started the Direct business.

The orchestra's a nice touch, too.

I was puzzled by GB's lukewarm response to last years Sony conference, but then Gio Corsi presented at the Playstation Experience and really injected some personality into the thing. Jeff actually tweeted about it, asking people to imagine a whole conference presented by Gio, suddenly I understood what he felt was lacking at E3 (I also enjoy the Vita references).

 

[Antiwhippy]

https://twitter.com/Shishei_T/status/860159088155533312

Drew finally revealing his true intentions.

Living off his status as a memer.

 

[Hasney]

"My favourite meme replied to me" is probably the weirdest genuine sentence I'll read today.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

https://twitter.com/Shishei_T/status/860159088155533312

Drew finally revealing his true intentions.

Living off his status as a memer.

He gets the chicks. Go Drew!

 

[Antiwhippy]

"My favourite meme replied to me" is probably the weirdest genuine sentence I'll read today.

Memes are the new rockstars of our youth.

 

[oti]

"My favourite meme replied to me" is probably the weirdest genuine sentence I'll read today.

meme fan fiction
is that a thing?

 

[strafer]

Brad and Jeff are now mortal enemies.

 

[Hasney]

He gets the chicks. Go Drew!

"I can't believe ny favourite meme dated me"

meme fan fiction
is that a thing?

You google first.

 

[Tubobutts]

He gets the chicks. Go Drew!

 

[oti]

"I can't believe ny favourite meme dated me"



You google first.

 

[Zaph]

I don't know if that was the only guy! That was NOT the only guy!

Can't wait for Murder Island tomorrow

 

[Curufinwe]

I was puzzled by GB's lukewarm response to last years Sony conference, but then Gio Corsi presented at the Playstation Experience and really injected some personality into the thing. Jeff actually tweeted about it, asking people to imagine a whole conference presented by Gio, suddenly I understood what he felt was lacking at E3 (I also enjoy the Vita references).

Corsi's shtick is bad enough in small doses. A whole conference of it would be a disaster.

 

[oti]

I was puzzled by GB's lukewarm response to last years Sony conference, but then Gio Corsi presented at the Playstation Experience and really injected some personality into the thing. Jeff actually tweeted about it, asking people to imagine a whole conference presented by Gio, suddenly I understood what he felt was lacking at E3 (I also enjoy the Vita references).

oh god no

 

[Jennipeg]

Corsi's shtick is bad enough in small doses. A whole conference of it would be a disaster.

oh god no

Yeah ok, not him specifically, but somebody with more personality to keep things flowing.

 

[oti]

Yeah ok, not him specifically, but somebody with more personality to keep things flowing.

I don't need someone with personality to sell me products. Just show me the trailer and gameplay.

 

[Zaph]

I don't need someone with personality to sell me products. Just show me the trailer and gameplay.

This seems to be what a lot of GAF wants, but yeah, no thanks

Sure, it can be hit or miss, with boring segments and some awkward hosts, but if we reduce the stage-shows down to "feed me the trailers", they may as well just stream an MP4 - and GB's commentary will end up dry af

 

[Wunder]

bring back the Boyes

 

[Brakara]

I don't need someone with personality to sell me products. Just show me the trailer and gameplay.

Which you can get all year on Youtube. If that's all you want, obviously E3 press conferences are not for you. An E3 presser without any personality is like the most boring thing ever.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Look, we would not have gotten weed3 if you boring trailer only folks are in charge of things.

 

[Tubobutts]

The best part of Weed3 last year was the lady that loved ESO so much that she died and turned into a ghost during the presentation.

 

[Hasney]

Yeah ok, not him specifically, but somebody with more personality to keep things flowing.

Orchestra and just games > someone talking. Really hope they do something similar again.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Bikini top or bow tie?

 

[Antiwhippy]

The best part of Weed3 last year was the lady that loved ESO so much that she died and turned into a ghost during the presentation.

And wildlands jeff.

 

[oti]

This seems to be what a lot of GAF wants, but yeah, no thanks

Sure, it can be hit or miss, with boring segments and some awkward hosts, but if we reduce the stage-shows down to "feed me the trailers", they may as well just stream an MP4 - and GB's commentary will end up dry af

Sony was great. Orchestra, a few words, lots of video.

For real, what is up with this sudden love for marketing bs. I don't get it.

Which you can get all year on Youtube. If that's all you want, obviously E3 press conferences are not for you. An E3 presser without any personality is like the most boring thing ever.

It's not about the personalities. You can read interviews for that. Or do you really love seeing someone shouting "that was so amazing you guys, we are amazing, yay"?

Look, we would not have gotten weed3 if you boring trailer only folks are in charge of things.

Full stop. weed3 was magical. But that wasn't a presser. That was a magical train wreck.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

The ending of the GBEast stream was great. Now for UPF...

 

[Death Metalist]

edit: Fuck I'ma miss mondays BITE I'm moving

Good luck. Moving sucks.

 

[Aselith]

The best part of Weed3 last year was the lady that loved ESO so much that she died and turned into a ghost during the presentation.

Shamalayan twist: It was Abby. Quick someone send Beast an email and tell them to ask her about ESO!

 

[Death Metalist]

Quick Look: NBA Playgrounds

Watch Vinny, Alex, Dan, and Jeff alley-oop with the best of 'em in NBA Playgrounds. BASKETBALL.

omg that line up

 

[Antiwhippy]

Good luck. Moving sucks.

I had to help move an entire warehouse this weekend.

Not fun.

 

[Blitzrules240]

"Who are the Ston Rocks"

😂

 

[Tubobutts]

I'm starting to think Dan doesn't know very much about basketball.