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[TrainedRage]

Yeah I know how to wipe... Or so I thought.

So for all my life I wait until the poop is done. Then just wipe, front to back, back to front, whatever.
But I have recently noticed, when I wipe, if I try and push more poop out, after im done, then wipe. I get more poop.

So I tested. I would wipe normal. Until no poo on the TP. Then I would try and force out the non existent poop while wiping again.
BAM a bit more poo on the TP.

Now I do this all the time.

You guys know what im saying? WTF is going on here?

 

[Stouffers]

I just wrap three fingers like a mummy and jam them up as far as I can.

 

[DESTROYA]

Well
I just wipe until it bleeds.

 

[Tesseract]

please pray for TrainedRage

 

[Urprobablyright]

You're not voiding entirely. You may have a swollen prostate from sitting all day and eating shit food. Drink more water, eat better food,i suggest the Japanese wonderfood Natto if you can get your hands on it/stomach it.

For the record i have taken to wiping from the front, bypassing my massive package,i have found it is more effective, gives better access and has less chance of damaging the skin.

 

[GAMETA]

nah, clean normally and then just put the tip of a finger wrapped in tp a couple of times and it will be cleaner than can be... if you keep on forcing your anus like that you can put it inside out. DON'T DO IT!

 

[Stouffers]

You're not voiding entirely. You may have a swollen prostate from sitting all day and eating shit food. Drink more water, eat better food,i suggest the Japanese wonderfood Natto if you can get your hands on it/stomach it.

For the record i have taken to wiping from the front, bypassing my massive package,i have found it is more effective, gives better access and has less chance of damaging the skin.

This really is the best way to go. Go from the front and push it all to the ball-shelf where it can easily be collected. Like sweeping a floor and using your balls as the edge of the dust pan.

 

[Urprobablyright]

This really is the best way to go. Go from the front and push it all to the ball-shelf where it can easily be collected. Like sweeping a floor and using your balls as the edge of the dust pan.

+

 

[TrainedRage]

I just wrap three fingers like a mummy and jam them up as far as I can.

nah, clean normally and then just put the tip of a finger wrapped in tp a couple of times and it will be cleaner than can be... if you keep on forcing your anus like that you can put it inside out. DON'T DO IT!

So I try this sometimes but, many times the TP gets stuck or breaks off and pieces need to be "dug out".

 

[TrainedRage]

You're not voiding entirely. You may have a swollen prostate from sitting all day and eating shit food. Drink more water, eat better food,i suggest the Japanese wonderfood Natto if you can get your hands on it/stomach it.

For the record i have taken to wiping from the front, bypassing my massive package,i have found it is more effective, gives better access and has less chance of damaging the skin.

So you are letting you balls and penis touch your forearm? Gross.

 

[Stouffers]

So I try this sometimes but, many times the TP gets stuck or breaks off and pieces need to be "dug out".

And? That’s part of the fun.

 

[Stouffers]

So you are letting you balls and penis touch your forearm? Gross.

That’s why it’s called “foreskin.”

 

[Urprobablyright]

So you are letting you balls and penis touch your forearm? Gross.

That would be impossible for me to avoid even in normal circumstances

 

[haxan7]

Try a laxative for a few days to get cleared out then see if the problem persists.

 

[Rival]

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[TrainedRage]

Try a laxative for a few days to get cleared out then see if the problem persists.

Im not about to try that after the thread yesterday! That dude vanished from taking a laxative.

 

[TrainedRage]

Wait a second. What does wipe mean?

Lemme guess you're one of those 1%ers that are rich enough to buy something to shoot water up ur butt?

 

[Tesseract]

Wait a second. What does wipe mean?

like with a computer cloth?

 

[Spukc]

I lay down a road of toilet paper and slide my way across it.

 

[Rival]

Lemme guess you're one of those 1%ers that are rich enough to buy something to shoot water up ur butt?

If I could afford one of those I don’t know that I’d ever get anything else done.

 

[synchronicity]

I eat so clean that I really only perform a cursory wipe almost every time. It's incredibly rare that I need to wipe at all. A pack of toilet paper lasts me forever. Angel ass.

Seriously though, as a poster said above, eat better, poop better.

Before I had digestive troubles and had to radically alter my diet, I had plenty of those magic marker poops. No more though.

 

[Stouffers]

I would pay good money for a coffee-table book with diagrams of wiping techniques from history’s greatest figures.. everyone from Gilgamesh to Andy Dick.

 

[TrainedRage]

I would pay good money for a coffee-table book with diagrams of wiping techniques from history’s greatest figures.. everyone from Gilgamesh to Andy Dick.

I.....
Don't want to know.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Your ass is meant to have a bit of poop left over from taking a dump. It's normal. By doing a second push and removing the poop that is supposed stay there you're disrupting the natural balance of things.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

This reads like 50 Shades of Brown by Cunth .

 

[Stouffers]

Your ass is meant to have a bit of poop left over from taking a dump. It's normal. By doing a second push and removing the poop that is supposed stay there you're disrupting the natural balance of things.

This is also true. A healthy itch keeps the mind focused.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Elektro Demon]

This is also true. A healthy itch keeps the mind focused.

Really?
I literally pulled that out of my ass.
Well, not literally, but you get the point.

 

[TrainedRage]

This reads like 50 Shades of Brown by Cunth .

He is ghost writing 50% of my posts. Guess what half?

 

[Stouffers]

Can I just say “thank you” for making this thread? I feel the most “in my element” in these types of threads.. like slipping on a warm cotton robe while stepping out into the cold after a hot shower.

 

[TrainedRage]

Can I just say “thank you” for making this thread? I feel the most “in my element” in these types of threads.. like slipping on a warm cotton robe while stepping out into the cold after a hot shower.

We get it, we get it. You hit your head.

 

[diffusionx]

Get a bidet like a civilized human being.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

I eat so clean that I really only perform a cursory wipe almost every time. It's incredibly rare that I need to wipe at all. A pack of toilet paper lasts me forever. Angel ass.

Seriously though, as a poster said above, eat better, poop better.

Before I had digestive troubles and had to radically alter my diet, I had plenty of those magic marker poops. No more though.

What uh.. kind of diet did you switch to, asking for a friend.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Get a bidet like a civilized human being.

How many times I have to tell you Americans that bidet is not meant for you to wash your ass, it's meant for women on their period to wash their vag.

 

[Son Tofu]

Op sounds like he's on his way to fecal incontinence.

If you're having to push out that last little bit to fully evacuate, it means that your sphincter is not sensing all the fecal matter. Losing sensation and not being able to properly evacuate is like one of the first symptoms are incontinence. You might want to look into depends, and soon.

 

[synchronicity]

What uh.. kind of diet did you switch to, asking for a friend.

Ha, well I've been following an AIP (auto-immune) diet for a while. It's a very restrictive, whole foods diet, but the difference it made in my digestion and overall health are incredible. It's not meant to be a permanent thing either. You gradually introduce things that you eliminated when you were trying to heal your guts - things like nuts and seeds, oats, nightshades, etc. But ideally, for best gut function (and health), a whole foods, minimally processed diet is where it's at. I know it's very hard to do, especially with everyone else around you eating "normal" food along with the temptations of habitual eating, but in my own experience it has been so worth it. But yeah, the clean sphincter has been nice bonus too.

 

[CyberPanda]

I wish I was that TP.

Joking aside, you should invest in a bidet.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Why can't you all just be normal.

 

[TrainedRage]

Op sounds like he's on his way to fecal incontinence.

If you're having to push out that last little bit to fully evacuate, it means that your sphincter is not sensing all the fecal matter. Losing sensation and not being able to properly evacuate is like one of the first symptoms are incontinence. You might want to look into depends, and soon.

...But you're my bottom? Its you who should be worried about sphincters!

 

[CyberPanda]

Why can't you all just be normal.

Normal? There's no such thing.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

I clean my ass with baby wipes.. No matter which way I wipe, it'll be clean and fresh like Misty Mountains near a spring. Saves you money compared to regular toilet paper

 

[CyberPanda]

I clean my ass with baby wipes.. No matter which way I wipe, it'll be clean and fresh like Misty Mountains near a spring. Saves you money compared to regular toilet paper

I hope you don't flush your baby wipes.

 

[Son Tofu]

...But you're my bottom? Its you who should be worried about sphincters!

I'm not kidding. What you're talking about sounds like the beginning of incontinence. Go see a gastroenterologist. It's not normal that you're not evacuating completely when you shit.

 

[O-N-E]

Stop taking it up the butt.

Live a clean life, dude.

 

[diffusionx]

How many times I have to tell you Americans that bidet is not meant for you to wash your ass, it's meant for women on their period to wash their vag.

Mine has settings for both.

 

[Son Tofu]

Stop taking it up the butt.

Live a clean life, dude.

Nerve damage from that uh... activity could be a cause for TrainedRage 's problems.

 

[synchronicity]

Can I just say “thank you” for making this thread? I feel the most “in my element” in these types of threads.. like slipping on a warm cotton robe while stepping out into the cold after a hot shower.

Welcome home!

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'm not kidding. What you're talking about sounds like the beginning of incontinence. Go see a gastroenterologist. It's not normal that you're not evacuating completely when you shit.

It's normal. You're overreacting. I've had a bit of poop in my ass since I was a kid.

 

[CyberPanda]

Nerve damage from that uh... activity could be a cause for TrainedRage 's problems.

Diabetic neuropathy can cause it too. Also if one has had an anal fistula surgery, one of the side effects afterward is incontinence.

 

[TrainedRage]

I'm not kidding. What you're talking about sounds like the beginning of incontinence. Go see a gastroenterologist. It's not normal that you're not evacuating completely when you shit.

I am tho. I just find that when I push a bit while wiping it cleans my asshole better. Thanks for the concern

I will keep you updated about my BM's.