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[Philia]

I know a bunch of GAFfers from other social media. :3 They're not as active on here though, but we're all old friends from another forum. So old that I've married one before we both registered for this one.

 

[kehs]

I brought condoms when I met logz.

Did you grizz?

 

[dimb]

how do you quote other gaffers in real life

or even recognize them without avatars

You'll know me when you see me.

 

[A Human Becoming]

Yes.

Damn it. I wanted this to be a no to make the story more interesting.

 

[Pumpkin King]

I knew 2 gaffers, before they were gaffers.

Congrats on the meeting.

 

[anarckitty]

I fuck one in real life.

High five. Me too.

 

[Riki]

Legally, I'm not allowed to meet anyone from GAF.

 

[GrizzNKev]

Wow you're such a liar. You wish you could gaze lovingly onto my beautiful visage.

I don't trust any of you citrus fruits.

Btw you're banned from my workplace you creepy stalker.

Also what's your girlfriend's (whom I totally didn't meet) number?

I see how it is.

 

[botty]

i once met popgaf member "botty" and i regret it deeply

I'm not a member of popgaf, and you still have a small penis.

Bye.

 

[HUELEN10]

I once lived with two different gaffers at two different times.

Glad I'm not the only one with NeoGAF roomies.

 

[AniHawk]

i've done the meetup thing twice. once at e3 2004 and last year at e3. first time was cool. exxy let me have his badge to get a free meal. last year i was super late to the dinner and pretty exhausted.

i also had someone talk about me here out of the blue. they knew where i worked and called me out by name. this was when i was in high school, about ten years ago. i never found out who they were or how they knew me.

 

[Satch]

I'm not a member of popgaf, and you still have a small penis.

Bye.

he didnt tell me you guys fucked

 

[Dragon]

Congrats. I met no one except my friends and proceeded to get into an argument about Benghazi and Bill Nye the Science Guy.

 

[SteveWinwood]

You'll know me when you see me.

Dimb when are we gonna meet up?

 

[Atlantis]

he didnt tell me you guys fucked

 

[GrizzNKev]

Popgaf pls go this is a place for friends

 

[Tomat]

Wait, you have to tell them you're waiting outside their work place?

Shit I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

 

[dimb]

Dimb when are we gonna meet up?

When you're around Chicago?

 

[Log4Girlz]

I need to know...are you a boy or a girl? I'm a girl myself if you're wondering.

*flips coin* today I am...


but seriously I'm a boy


Grizz let's meet up for real instead of making up lies. I can feel the sexual tension growing, swelling.

 

[Booty Patrol]

he didnt tell me you guys fucked

i heard it happened at a gamestop

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I am video Skyping with a mod right at this very moment.

 

[hateradio]

I'm not a member of popgaf, and you still have a small penis.

Which part is the lie? You decide.

High five. Me too.

Seems like a growing club.

 

[Vazra]

i once met popgaf member "botty" and i regret it deeply

I'm not a member of popgaf, and you still have a small penis.

Bye.

 

[JBourne]

I wish I knew more than one RichmondGAF member.

 

[Supermanisdead]

i never had sex with botty

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

i heard it happened at a gamestop

So that's how all those magazine racks got knocked over.

 

[kai3345]

i delivered pizza to tha gawd evilore once. he and dook also came to a shitty party i threw as well

 

[Dragon]

i never had sex with botty

Did you have sex with Chuck??????

 

[Atlantis]

Popgaf pls go this is a place for friends

i heard it happened at a gamestop

Fucked at a Gamestop? I didn't realize he got his WiiU there.

 

[Log4Girlz]

So Aquamarine what color are you really?

 

[echoshifting]

I don't think there is a more unambiguous username that causes more confusion than Log4Girlz

 

[Andrew.]

I Fucked at a Gamestop? I didn't realize he got his WiiU there.

I fucked my assistant manager on the floor of the stockroom when I worked at Gamestop back when Wind Waker was first coming out.

Memories. Like the corner of my mind.

 

[UnlovedJew]

I know a lurker who rags on this place all the time and yet reads it as much as I do.

 

[Outtrigger888]

Years ago I started talking to a guy on the IGN boards and it turned my baseball coach at the time was his a few years prior. We talked a ton about games on AIM and I met up with him and sold him a nintendo DS.

 

[kehs]

I know a lurker who rags on this place all the time and yet reads it as much as I do.

Say hi to riggs for me.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Did you have sex with Chuck??????

 

[eudaemonic]

I wear my shirts occasionally (tonight included) but no one ever says hi.

I know some of you GAFfers drink beer in Orange County!!

 

[Oppo]

I once met modbot. Basically Hitler.

it's like you immediately dunked on the OP outta nowhere

but with words

 

[-PXG-]

Every single person I've met so far from GAF is a wonderful person. NYC and Boston stand up.

 

[BPoole]

I've never met another gaffer, but I'm sure there are several that live near me since there was a shooting a Columbia Mall in Maryland and several users stated that htey live near there

 

[Fancy Clown]

I don't believe any of you exist in the flesh. You're all just chat bots that have gained sentience.

 

[OnettHansen]

I met Cisce once, christ what a nightmare

 

[Pau]

I waved at Log4Girlz once. He either didn't notice or ran away as quickly as possible.

 

[H.Protagonist]

I've met more Gaffers than anyone...!

Spoiler

Except EviLore?

My dream of meeting Log4Girlz has not yet been realized, though. ;_;

I know a bunch of GAFfers from other social media. :3 They're not as active on here though, but we're all old friends from another forum. So old that I've married one before we both registered for this one.

I know all your fishing secrets.

 

[Horseticuffs]

My legit brother is also a gaffer. Man, when we get together WATCH OUT, ladies!
Edit: By "Watch out, ladies" I mean we're both bad in social situations and ladies might want to avoid the awkward in-joke circle jerk.

 

[AzureSkies]

I met Cisce once, christ what a nightmare

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met before.

Spoiler

<3

 

[OnettHansen]

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met before.

Spoiler

<3

It was so god damn shitty I don't blame you for forgetting

Spoiler

Ily bby <3<3

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Timedog almost saw my penis once because the bathroom locks in the bar we were in were terrible.

 

[stonesak]

Can we make a GAF Tinder app?

 

[FunkyPajamas]

I've been stalking a GAFfer for a while but we haven't had the chance to meet. Or should I say... meat.