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[EightBitNate]

Ok so I'm back home with my parents and sleeping in the same room as my teenage sister since she has two beds.

It's 11PM and I'm just casually watching some adult entertainment. My sister looks to be asleep and she can't see my iPad anyway. I thought my headphones were plugged in... but they weren't.

I realized this when I can hear the echo of a ladies voice in the room. I lift up one earcup and lo and behold, I got porn noises playing full-blast throughout my little sisters room.

I feel like I'm paralysed and can't move. Is she awake? Did the noise wake her up? How much did she here. So many questions and my heart is beating like a drum.

Oh lord Jesus almighty what do I do

 

[DTKT]

What the fuck

In the same room?

Not cool

 

[Linkyn]

Wait... you were watching porn while your sister was in the same room? That's a little messed up...

 

[Immaculate]

why were you watching porn with your sister across from you

tasteless

 

[The Tofunator]

Pray for mercy from the porn gods.

Seriously though, why were you watching porn in the same room as a family member?

 

[ultron87]

So you were just watching porn for... fun? I'd certainly hope you weren't going to do anything else. In your sister's room.

 

[Pickles Spill]

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Why would you watch porn with your little sister in the same room?

 

[IISANDERII]

Oh no. Maybe she'll understand, how old is she? Any pics?

 

[brianjones]

i thought only drug lords watched porn for fun

hope you weren't watching any sister role play scenarios

 

[Kraftwerk]

Jesus Christ..how old is she?

 

[PAULINK]

I'm telling mom.

 

[Ingrate]

anytime i watch porn on my laptop i pull my headphones off and check when it starts playing to make sure this isn't happening. Even though I know i've just plugged them in a second before.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Jesus Christ..how old is she?

Old enough, apparently.

 

[EightBitNate]

What the fuck

In the same room?

Not cool

Wait... you were watching porn while your sister was in the same room? That's a little messed up...

why were you watching porn with your sister across from you

tasteless

Pray for mercy from the porn gods.

Seriously though, why were you watching porn in the same room as a family member?

Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

And yes, she's of age thank god.

 

[DJ_Lae]

Hmm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6yDx4PB0wo

 

[outunderthestars]

Wait... you were watching porn while your sister was in the same room? That's a little messed up...

That is more than a little messed up.

 

[xxracerxx]

Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

It is your sister. Your sister.

 

[Aquamarine]

Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

And yes, she's of age thank god.

Some casual porn watching, eh? Watching while the family is sleeping next to you, just for the jollies?

 

[EightBitNate]

It is your sister. Your sister.

I know I know but I was bored!

 

[PK Gaming]

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

 

[freenudemacusers]

doombringer alt?

 

[Alucrid]

go onto the balcony if you want to jack off at least

doombringer alt?

fuckkkk

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

at least have the decency to go to the bathroom. geez.

 

[Immaculate]

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

....fair enough but porn of all things?

 

[akira28]

hahahaha

 

[Alchemy]

I know I know but I was bored!

Watch something on fucking Youtube? Porn isn't the only thing on the internet.

 

[outunderthestars]

I know I know but I was bored!

Then read a fucking book. Don't watch porn around other people.

 

[GregLombardi]

I said wow.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

You're into some twisted shit.

 

[Ingrate]

I feel like I'm paralysed and can't move. Is she awake? Did the noise wake her up? How much did she here. So many questions and my heart is beating like a drum.

Oh lord Jesus almighty what do I do

it's easy to play off anyways if she did say something, just say you were watching **insert TV show here** and it was a sex scene. They moan and groan so much on regular TV shows now you'd hardly know the difference just by hearing.

 

[EightBitNate]

go onto the balcony if you want to jack off at least

Honestly my dicks in my pants and my hands are out in front me

I'm not jerking it!

 

[BocoDragon]

I'm staying at my parents house too. They have an Apple TV. I am utterly terrified of watching porn on my phone and accidentally hitting the AirPlay button...

 

[Rhaxas]

Wait i'm confused, did your sister wake up?

 

[Shalashaska161]

I have no idea how you ever thought it was appropriate to watch porn while your sister was sleeping in the same room in the first place.

 

[EightBitNate]

it's easy to play off anyways if she did say something, just say you were watching **insert TV show here** and it was a sex scene. They moan and groan so much on regular TV shows now you'd hardly know the difference just by hearing.

I was thinking of doing this.

Should I just start laughing like I'm watching a show or something?

I can't tell if she's awake. I know she usually snores pretty loud when she sleeps but Im not hearing anything.

 

[xxracerxx]

Honestly my dicks in my pants and my hands are out in front me

I'm not jerking it!

Yeah but is it point at the sky?

 

[LaNaranja]

So, what kind of porn was it? So kind of twisted shit that was clearly messed up or just vanilla stuff?

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

I feel like this thread could just use a Brazzers watermark on the bottom right corner of the screen that stays in place even as you scroll around.

 

[EightBitNate]

Yeah but is it point at the sky?

I'm under a blanket anyhow. If she glanced over at me, the only way she'd be able to tell I was watching porn is by the intense glaze in my eyes.

Dude I'm literally shaking

 

[FTF]

Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything...yet

ftfy

 

[ffdgh]

Oh my...

 

[ultron87]

I'm under a blanket anyhow. If she glanced over at me, the only way she'd be able to tell I was watching porn is by the intense glaze in my eyes.

You should probably watch where you're aiming.

 

[Steamlord]

So, what kind of porn was it? So kind of twisted shit that was clearly messed up or just vanilla stuff?

incest

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I'm telling mom.

 

[NeoUltima]

Turn it up louder to make it seem like it was a joke.

 

[Aquamarine]

I'm under a blanket anyhow. If she glanced over at me, the only way she'd be able to tell I was watching porn is by the intense glaze in my eyes.

Dude I'm literally shaking

With pleasure from those vivid body thrusts?

 

[super-famicom]

I'm under a blanket anyhow. If she glanced over at me, the only way she'd be able to tell I was watching porn is by the intense glaze in my eyes.

Dude I'm literally shaking

This thread. Wow.

 

[EightBitNate]

incest

You guys are the worst.

 

[Alucrid]

You guys are the worst.

Your sister might disagree.