Right now on Steam, due to the forces the be, you can get yourself a copy of Marlow Briggs & the Mask of Death for .99 cents. Ill repeat that:
.99 mother fucking cents
You may be asking yourself What is Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death? Well Im here to tell ya what it aint.
It aint $15 dollars
It aint a bad game
And it aint the worst way to waste your time
Still not convinced on spending a measly sum that is less than a dollar but more than the annual GDP of a 4th world country? Well then Im going to sell you this game on three great points:
1: The cover art for this game
LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME SON OF A BITCH RIGHT HERE
People please calm yo knees, cause Briggs is in the place, and he on the case!
You still dont understand the masterpiece we have at our hands here, then lets take a look at the description for the game that once was plastered on Wikipedia, the fountain of knowledge that got you through high school.
2: The description
In Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death, you play as Marlow Briggs, a black tribal Aztec Jedi warrior accompanied by Aku Aku who makes an amazing Darksiders and God of War impersonation. You fight the Asian menace to rescue your Hispanic girlfriend.
HERE'S THE DAMN RECEIPT GAF
You may be thinking "There ain't a chance in hell that that's what's on Wikipedia this very moment". And sadly your ass would be right. Apparently some people thought that we as the human race were not ready for such a description, and decided to replace such great text with some vanilla text that has the same worth as the small print on a soup can label.
3: The game itself
Now if the above two points have not convinced you to go and purchase this game,
and they better have god damn you, then hopefully seeing the game being played
IN ALL ITS GLORY will. And who better to show game play than Two best friends
Super Best Friends Play Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death
(warning game play should not be seen by people with heart conditions, pregnant women, and people who are afraid of getting pregnant by just looking at the awe inspiring man that is Marlow Briggs)
Hopefully by now, one of these points, all three of these points, or all four of these points because theres a fourth one in there by god, have convinced you to get Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death.
We have something here folks
..we have something beautiful here
MARLOW BRIGGS 2016