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[entremet]

Grow a backbone?

SO's should never be interfering in each other's hobbies unless it's detrimental.

 

[bidguy]

are you 12 or 13 ?

 

[Tom Nook]

Confront her like this:

 

[Jay Sosa]

surely you mean your ex-fiance.

 

[RustyNails]

 

[Dennis]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Even knowing the horrible horrible truth of this thread, I still think OP should be worried about marrying this chick. She is clearly the master of puppets.

 

[manzoman96]

Edit: beaten by neogaf

 

[Gordon Shumway]

"Bye Felicia."

Break off the engagement.

Drop her.

Um. Are you an adult? Tf kind of question is this?

Maybe you should come on her instead.

You give her a ring on your wedding day, not your testicles.

We are your fiancee now. Choose us, be whole.

I feel like we're missing context here. With that in mind I'm going to go with standard GAF protocol.

Dump her.

All of these..

 

[TanookiTom]

Guys wtf do I do?

Asking this question on GAF means you already lost in so many ways. Sorry.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Newcomers missing his reveal haha

 

[Bluekaveli]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

 

[InfiniteBento]

We are more important than your fiancé, OP.

You know what you must do.

 

[Busty]

These damned hardcore Nintendo fans should just accept that the third parties are never going to come back no matter what type of new system they release.....,

That was the problem..., wasn't it? That she's a Nintendo fan and doesn't like GAF's analysis? That she can't see the truth? That's why she wants you to never return to GAF?

Right?

 

[CloudyTuba]

We are your fiancee now. Choose us, be whole.

It is the only way.

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

This has been an in-depth and worthwhile discussion.

 

[Sub_Level]

What kind of rat faced 2 bit whore thinks she can skank this place up? What the fuck did I tell you Jimmy? I told you I would fuck your face with shovel if you didn't meet me at the docks. Who the fuck are you?

 

[Lord British]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

Fool us once, "Bluekaveli"

Or should I say "BLUEKAVELIAR"!?

 

[marrec]

OP give me her number and I'll talk to her for you.

 

[BraXzy]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

Did she tell you to type this so we won't worry OP? Blink twice!

 

[Hypemaster]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

All these twists.

 

[Keri]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

You have a weird relationship.

You know, the marriage is only going to get weirder. No one ever says to themselves: "Now that this is locked in, time to mellow out."

 

[TM94]

Dump her, watch porn and browse GAF instead.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Haha neogaf is stupid gonna stick to Facebook. Check it out my friends baby just looked up.

 

[Ray Wonder]

There's not much to say now. I thought maybe we might be able to work out your problems, but since "having a problem" is such a game to you I guess we won't. You should really reevaluate how you think about making other people feel.

 

[Jintor]

my question as well.


btw, my wife hates me being on my phone scrollign through GAF as well...

Pick your battles son.

gaf or anime, what do you choose bready

 

[Roo]

Fiancée or GAF?... fiancée or GAF?
Easy one: GAF

 

[Cindres]

What I love the most is you keep coming in with this cryptic shit and keep telling us nothing about what's actually going on.

That's always SUUUPER fun.

God dammit man more info. She's being serious again?

 

[outunderthestars]

What address should I use on her thank you card?

 

[ElTorro]

Marriages are temporary. GAF is for life.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Okay wait I have an idea.

Just delete the internet.

 

[Japanmanx3]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

But admit it. You were legit shook lol.

 

[The Albatross]

Probably a good idea.
If you want to lie to your wife and continue using it, grab a Chrome plugin like Stylish and restyle the site to look like a news site. I did that back with a forum on an old job where we didn't have private offices. ReSkinned another forum to look like a coding/development website. Probably spent 8-10 hours making posts look similar to StackOverflow.

 

[brokenbeans]

Sleep with her sister and ban her from joining in, that'll teach her.

If she doesn't have a sister sleep with her brother.

 

[BadWolf]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

If she has the right to ban you from Gaf then you should have the right to ban her from Facebook.

Simple as that.

 

[Ray Wonder]

You're just fucking with us OP. That's something I'm certain of.

What next, she's typing on GAF instead of you??

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

tell her to choose FB or you, op. two can play the same game.

 

[Apt101]

lol

Why?

 

[NH Apache]

You're just fucking with us OP. That's something I'm certain of.

What next, she's typing on GAF instead of you??

There is no she

/Shamalamalan Tweeest

 

[Japanmanx3]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

Don't edit this post... Tell us her reaction after she reads it...

Spoiler

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[Ganzlinger]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

I like her. Marry her already.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

We gonna get another glorious gif out of this like the Matrix one in Khalifjay's thread?

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

Your GF can't satisfy you like we can.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

She's a pistol, she's really funny. She's really funny.

 

[Ray Wonder]

I like her. Marry her already.

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

.

 

[Hexa]

tell her to choose FB or you, op. two can play the same game.

This is going down a bad road op. Escalation just results in mutually assured destruction.
You need to get her to drop it.

 

[BadWolf]

This is going down a bad road op. Escalation just results in mutually assured destruction.
You need to get her to drop it.

All is fair in love and war.

 

[ElTorro]

We gonna get another glorious gif out of this like the Matrix one in Khalifjay's thread?

No. OP spilled the beans already on the first page. He should have shown more trollish endurance. 5/10, might read thread again when bored.

 

[Transhuman]

You fiancée will die in 80 years or so, Gaf is forever.

 

[notworksafe]

I don't know who you are or remember any of your posts so it's probably no loss.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Every morning at the breakfast table, you thumb wrestle.

Winner gets to use their site of choice (FB/GAF), other has to stay abstinent from it for the entire day.

Fuck yeah, that's a good idea. I'm patting myself on the back right now.