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[Faddy]

She is clearly insane, dump her.

Choose us, GAF will always have unconditional love for you

Spoiler

until you get banned

 

[SymbiantXenos]

 

[Dennis]

You fiancée will die in 80 years or so, Gaf is forever.

Pretty sure that is a parrot.

Now that I think about it, OP, get a parrot instead.

 

[Liberty4all]

My wife grew to accept GAF. I'm not sure she really knows what GAF is exactly but sometimes when we are fighting she will be like

"FINE GO TALK TO YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS AND LEAVE ME ALONE"

and I'm like "ok "

 

[commedieu]

You're just fucking with us OP. That's something I'm certain of.

What next, she's typing on GAF instead of you??

Omg shes stripping right now wearing my le master chief helmet!!

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

She's laughing at this thread. She said she was joking to see what you all would say.

She obviously knows you well, then, marry asap

 

[Damerman]

Dump her, watch porn and browse GAF instead.

isn't this mandatory to be a member?

 

[Polk]

Spoiler

OP was fiancee all along.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

My girlfriend is on Reddit about as much as I'm on GAF. There's going to be a throwdown at some point I know it.

 

[Ichabod]

The OP's fiancee catching him on GAF

 

[BananaPancake]

If you want to lie to your wife and continue using it, grab a Chrome plugin like Stylish and restyle the site to look like a news site. I did that back with a forum on an old job where we didn't have private offices. ReSkinned another forum to look like a coding/development website. Probably spent 8-10 hours making posts look similar to StackOverflow.

Wow that is dedication! I salute you sir ;P.

 

[Anth0ny]

it's your fiancee

drop gaf it's just a video game message board

 

[FloatOn]

Now she's talking about she serious. I asked her if she wanted an account and she was like, I don't want to join the fucking site. Yet she's on Facebook all day.

what a dummy

neogaf.com > facebook.com

all day

 

[inm8num2]

Ban her from your PS4 in return to even the score.

 

[ElTorro]

it's your fiancee

drop gaf it's just a video game message board

This post is pure madness.

 

[Dryk]

Remember, there's only one of her but there are thousands of us

 

[komplanen]

She just wants the dick back.

 

[Byakuya769]

Why reveal so soon? Fiance should leave OP.

 

[BadWolf]

it's your fiancee

drop gaf it's just a video game message board

And now the crazies come out.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Ban her from your PS4 in return to even the score.

I was reading that and it's what caused her to say it

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Ban her from your PS4 in return to even the score.

Why would you let a six year old use your PS4 might as well just dip your controller in a jar of jelly and blow a snot on it.

 

[diamount]

Tell her to get back into the kitchen.

Spoiler

She might hurt if you say that though.

 

[ElTorro]

Why reveal so soon? Fiance should leave OP.

Yeah. The fiancé should look for a real alpha dude who can play a fiddle all day long, not somebody who breaks down on page one.

 

[Escape Goat]

Feed her pizza and Fhu....err on second thought just write her a pem. That doesnt rhyme.

 

[Shmuppers]

Shh let them ignore the reveal

 

[StriKeVillain]

I don't know who you are or remember any of your posts so it's probably no loss.

Yo damn.

 

[jaypah]

I've known GAF longer than I've known my wife so that would be fucked if she wanted me to stop reading GAF. Luckily my wife doesn't give a shit what I do so...eh.

 

[Raxus]

Have you tried cutting off your legs.

 

[marrec]

Yeah. The fiancé should look for a real alpha dude who can play a fiddle all day long, not somebody who breaks down on page one.

Back in my day troll threads would last for pages and pages, sometimes all weekend, before the reveal was made.

This is a disgrace.

 

[Dead Prince]

his fiance is bish. /twist

 

[Colonel Mustard]

But how much does she insist on tipping when you guys go out?

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

Shouldn't have told her about us, OP.

 

[rjinaz]

I know a lot of people are making jokes but I assume she wants you to because she thinks it's taking up too much of your time. If my fiancee wanted me to stop going on neogaf, I think I would. Or at the very least I would try to meet a compromise. Agree to take a break maybe, and limit how often I visit the website when I do come back. Relationships are all about compromise. A lot of times, guys especially, get really involved in their hobbies to the point where they start neglecting the bigger picture. My own experience anyway.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Did your dad just ban you from the PS4 forever?

Harsh day for some

 

[Alcotholic]

Make a compromise.
If my girlfriend is allowed to use tumblr and instagram, I'm allowed gaf.

 

[B-Dubs]

OP couldn't even get 50 posts in before revealing the charade?

I miss the old days when shit like this would go on for days, or even weeks, with the OP slowly dragging us along with ever increasing tidbits of absurdity to grab onto.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Go mobile.

browse and post from the bathroom

 

[jaypah]

his fiance is bish. /twist

This brings up an interesting scenario. What if a couple were both GAF members and one of them was a mod? If they got into an argumemt in real life and the mod banned the other from GAF that would be hilarious.

 

[Currygan]

she probably a MOS fan

 

[jmdajr]

Are you spending too much time here? If you are maybe that's the problem.

If you are not all the time here, then...yeah that's an issue.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

it's your fiancee

drop gaf it's just a video game message board

does not compute

 

[Fantomas]

The OP's fiancee catching him on GAF

On topic, I agree that you should just get her an account. She'll soon be posting gifs of mj's head on a cat too.

 

[LiK]

ban her from whatever she's into. it works both ways.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Wait until page four where OP tells us he has been two dogs in a trench coat this whole time

Agh so this is what it feels like to be pwned!

 

[Lego Boss]

To be fair OP I've been thinking recently that I'm addicted and my wife always asks me if I'm 'GAFfing' which is to the detriment of watching some series with a strong female lead on Netflix.

I think I need help and I'm only averaging one post a day, but in the immotal words of Jerry Maguire: 'Lately, it's been getting worse . . . '

I think you can ask for a ban, although I'm not sure about this?

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

OP couldn't even get 50 posts in before revealing the charade?

I miss the old days when shit like this would go on for days, or even weeks, with the OP slowly dragging us along with ever increasing tidbits of absurdity to grab onto.

thank the internet for that

 

[Raxus]

his fiance is bish. /twist

Great, now I am imaging Bish in a wig.

 

[irfaanator]

get some tips from freemufasa I believe

 

[Armaros]

Pretty sure that is a parrot.

Now that I think about it, OP, get a parrot instead.

Get a Tortoise, you are expected to care for it across multiple generations. They can live for hundreds of years.

 

[riotous]

Relationships are all about compromise.

Meh.

Compromise is a part of relationships; if your relationships are "all about" it, perhaps pick more compatible partners.