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[eizarus]

Why does this study even exist?

Apparently there's a link with gaming platform and sexual prowess. smh

Thread about to be full of puns lol

Isn't that why we all came here.

I own a PS3, PS4, a gaming laptop. Does that mean I'm good 33% of the time?

 

[RK9039]

That's what happens after years and years of kb+mouse experience. Just look at professional StarCraft players.

 

[jaypah]

stupid study.
what is the point? this whole thing means nothing.

I just did a new study.

100% of people* say console players are good in bed

*1 person asked

Lol, you ok? What, you own a PS or something?

 

[Roshin]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm bi-platform, having both a PC and a PS4.

stupid study.what is the point? this whole thing means nothing.

Sounds like you got salt on your disk, mate.

 

[Asmodai48]

I'm surprised PC gamers have partners, but I wouldn't be surprised if they posed as partners to fudge the results.

Salt.jpg

 

[Vinc]

So if I play on everything, I guess I'm screwed?

 

[SillyJoe]

Expected. Since when were PC players not handsome, charming, intelligent and well groomed individuals? Take Twitch streamers like DansGaming for example -- we're both happily in that 54 percent.

Heck, I actually have an Xbox and a PlayStation too. I guess I fit the 'excellent' description quite well.

So if I play on everything, I guess I'm screwed?

It means you're getting screwed, pal. Join me.

 

[Roshin]

It means you're getting screwed, pal. Join me.

 

[Kaleinc]

Of course. One hand on keyboard, the other on The mouse.

 

[RK9039]

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Women who sleep with PC gamers probably have much lower standards, hence inflated ratings.


(Serious possible explanation: PC gamers are probably older and more experienced on average.)

 

[RazielCuts]

Of course. One hand on keyboard, the other on The mouse.

 

[Catdaddy]

I just got an Xbox One, so when my wife lets me, I’m gonna rock her world.

 

[gnexus]

Dat twitch hand control

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Some of them would have to find their way into someone's bed first. I'm not sure they're up to the task.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

So it's people voting on how their lovers rate them in bed? By MyVoucherCodes? Yeah, I'm sure this is a legit poll with trustworthy results.

 

[Bright-Light]

I have all platforms. Does that mean I'm great or terrible at sex?

 

[Possumowner]

I game on all platforms...does that make me the Swiss Army Knife of loving.

 

[Modedude]

This reads so much like a PR company trying real hard to get coverage.

 

[omonimo]

What's the point of such study? God I hate the level of stupidity they have reached.

 

[Bright-Light]

What about Nintendo gamers?
Did they not ask them because they are not old enough to have sex?

 

[neogaffer1]

It seems that MyVoucherCodes offers discounts for surveys on behalf of retailers. So in this case a popular sex toy shop was interested in their partners habits as well as their sexual performance. Can't help but feel there's a conflict of interest in here though. MyVoucherCodes cook up sensationalist headlines to attract more users.

as long as they got results they could spin it into sensationalist

like all of them are below 10%, "gamers bad in bed"

all of them are about the same around 60%, chose which one had slightly higher (like if pc had 64 and ps and xbox were 63, 61), "pc gamers better in bed than console gamers", vice versa

so there really isn't that much conflict of interest

 

[FunkyPajamas]

What's the point of such study? God I hate the level of stupidity they have reached.

Don't worry, Zelda WiiU has your back.

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

Oh god, that PC Master Race subreddit is going to have a field day with this.

 

[Prime crotch]

aaaaahhh yeah it's them trigger fingers brrrap brrrap

 

[ScepticMatt]

Correlation does not imply causation

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

 

[Willy Wanka]

No surprise there. PC gamers always go the extra mile to make the best use of their hardware.

 

[Nyoro SF]

Let's just say after years of kb+m that I know how to press all the right buttons she wants.

 

[Nzyme32]

I'm surprised PC gamers have partners, but I wouldn't be surprised if they posed as partners to fudge the results.

This is idiotic. When does platform of choice, or even one of many for gaming, define a persons ability to have a partner or have a life outside of gaming?

 

[Philtastic]

Backwards compatibility.

 

[RK9039]

.ini file tweaking with notepad++, it's getting too hot in here.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

What about Nintendo gamers?
Did they not ask them because they are not old enough to have sex?

WiiU gamers can't have sex

They lack third party ports

 

[alienator]

Since i bought my ps4 at launch, i have had sex every day.













with my ps4. ;c

 

[Greenymac]

Everyone knows PC players never get laid!!! I call bullshit!

 

[Iorv3th]

Playstation gamers are used to symmetrical sticks.

 

[SigSig]

PS4 players need to stop pleasuring themselves in electronics stores and step their game up.

 

[mr2xxx]

I should of bought FO 4 on my PC instead of PS4 huh?

 

[MrCunningham]

Why does this study even exist?

Master race bragging rights... ?


I guess PC gamers have more confidence in their performance...

 

[Mr. Poolman]

There was ever any doubt?

 

[twilitezoner]

How PC gamers will walk home tonight

Spoiler

As will I

LMAO! That's funny..

 

[Facism]

Imagine having 8 inches and only being allowed to use 5 of them.

 

[GrandiaX]

I have all platforms. Does that mean I'm great or terrible at sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKwdyc4ANak&list=PLrmVTHFfkoiFtzo9RcoD3BHy8ovF6a5pW&index=10

 

[mangochutney]

I'm hardly surprised, consoles can't even manage 30 fucks per second these days.

 

[More_Badass]

I... What is this even meant to show?!

The nature of correlations. It's a common example used to show the flawed nature of trying to link certain data

Ice cream sales are higher in the summer. So are homicide rates. One might try to use that data that ice cream sales and homicide rates are linked, or that the data means higher ice cream sales results in higher homicide rates, which ignores a whole array of other variables

This poll reminded me of that, trying to correlate what platform you own and your performance in bed

 

[NoWayOut]

It's all about the fill rate performance

 

[Principate]

Imagine having 8 inches and only being allowed to use 5 of them.

OK, that got me good, haha

 

[Auto-Reply]

Comfy bed > comfy couch gaming

 

[Dennis]

I am a scientist.

I can confirm that this study is science of the highest caliber. And their conclusion is true.

 

[Joey Ravn]

This is idiotic. When does platform of choice, or even one of many for gaming, define a persons ability to have a partner or have a life outside of gaming?

When was the last time you saw a PC gamer lead such a wonderful life?

Check and mate, mate.

Spoiler

(It's a joke! Don't get mad!)

 

[Trojita]

PC Master Bate