Leona Lewis
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i want to eat them all
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Poorly Decorated Cakes.
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thesoapster
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This one's poor, as in, poor taste.
I don't know what you mean! That cake must be so pure and superior.
abstract alien
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I don't know why this is killing me, but it is.
redmetal86
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Takamura-San
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I don't know about you, but it looks delicious.
InfiniteBento
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So high.
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Justin Bieber, Michael J Fox did the icing.
zeioIIDX
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Damn, Tink got ass!
BlackSalad
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that eeyore one is kind of cute
At first I thought those were weird folds of fat below Eeyore's nose.
Then I thought they were Eeyore's two front feet.
Now I'm seeing them as his lips.
I'm confused by it but I do have to admit that it's a really "interesting" visual interpretation of Eeyore :-D
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
The pikachu was the winner here, until I saw that the rat has saltine ears. Those aren't even sweet!
Razgriz-Specter
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Left looks like a cake that was on Masterchef a few weeks back.
I was going to say this one is not too bad, then i noticed it appears to say "Happy 30th birthday"
BertramCooper
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This is what they have for birthdays at Planned Parenthood.
Too soon, man, too soon....
Tyrant Rave
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My favorites:
Oh yes, they are also fairly cheap, although I dislike the frosting they use... I´ll be sure to take photos next time.
My favorites:
The bananas sells it.
Looking at how they constructed that Pikachu, it must be almost life-size!
Coping okay today, but if I'd seen it the same day as that other Pikachu picture, I'd probably be dead right now.
Darth Pinche
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That is not bad, actually.
Woody Invincible
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Holy shit I didn't know there was a thread for this.
My mom made me this a few years back. My cousin called it the Japanese SpongeBob. At least she tried lol.
He looks like a The Simpsons SpongeBob weird miss.
thesuperfunk
Member
Thread of the week. I have cried laughing at some of these!
My wife made it, she requested I post it in here after showing her the thread. The cake came out well considering we were in Trinidad in like 90 degree weather. It was supposed to be made of fondant, but it wasn't behaving how she wanted it because of the heat.
Buzz Lightyear looking like Benjamin Franklin and shit.
Psychoward
Banned
Oh my god, the only thing better than these cakes are the photoshops afterwardsthis was too much.
I got one:
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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
That's only poorly decorated if it's not true, I'd say.Ummmm:
that ain't so bad really
way more
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This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.
To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.
As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.
I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.
To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.
As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.
I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.
pinkurocket
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This reminds me of the time I went to my local grocery store for a video-game related cake, one with Rosalina on it. It was for me (yes, I buy cakes for myself on my birthday, it's not weird lots of people do it I bet), and I got the weirdest looks when I asked them to do it. To add insult to injury, they didn't even know who Rosalina was. Yes, believe it or not, there are people who are employed to create children cakes who don't know who Rosalina is. Please, don't face-palm all at once. One of them at least knew what Mario was, but pointed to one of the stock cakes they have with Princess Peach on it. I had to hold back my laughter so I didn't offend them.
To make a long story short, I actually had to go home and print some pictures of Rosalina off to show them---just to be safe, I went with five good pictures, some official renders, some of it really high quality Rosalina fan art (choosing which ones to use was a difficult matter in itself) just to make sure they got her good side.
As you can see, I was NOT satisfied with it and complained to the manager. This got me the cake for free and, hey, I was happy. I felt guilty getting it for totally free though, I just wanted a discount, so I bought some cupcakes along with it. Light blue and yellow like Rosalina, of course.
I felt bad eating the cake so I kind of just let it sit on my kitchen counter for awhile, and when it started to melt, put it in my freezer. It's still in there---I don't have the heart to eat it.
Aw, for a grocery store cake it actually looks acceptable. Most I'd expect them to do is print out the Rosalina on edible paper (with edible ink), stick it on a cake and call it a day.
AstroNut325
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People laugh but decorating a cake is extremely difficult. I tried it once and I will never laugh at another cake decoration.
I got myself some Manicotti, a quart of Ministrone, a whole damn loaf of bread and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating Italian FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd
Post your dinner, cause it's not better than mine.
I dunno, doesn't look that good. And you spent $30?
I'm going to have to agree here. That's a respectable cake.
Rabbi_Vole
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What the hell did the Rosalina cake guy expect? I've paid $75+ for cakes that looked worse than that.
bryanee
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Quite shitty
....just when I thought I had scrubbed that video from my mind.
Rabbi_Vole
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My sister got a double doozy American cookie company cake on her last bday. Our entire fam now has the diabetes. Double doozy is some crazy shit
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