Yeah its the official NOA Developers support site. I am quite sure inside looks far betterDeathNote said:
Yeah its the official NOA Developers support site. I am quite sure inside looks far betterDeathNote said:
Mr. Paer said:Official Press Release
"Nintendo set to unveil new console, Weinerpoop
Nintendo of America is set to announce its latest home console Tuesday morning, officially named Nintendo Weinerpoop.
The new Nintendo Weinerpoop promises to bring gaming to a whole new dimension when it releases next fall, with it's unconventional control method and unorthodox hardware setup. Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime had this to say about the new system:
"The Nintendo Weinerpoop is unlike anything gamers have ever experienced before. You've all heard the rumors about a second screen on the controller being streamed to from the console unit, but no rumor could have predicted just how efficiently this mechanism works. By utilizing 'vitality' sensors that are connected to the players body, the Nintendo Weinerpoop will be controlled by both urinary convulsions AND by bowel contractions as well! Bladder input will affect the television screen, while bowel spasms control what happens on the controllers' display."
Although not all of the official details about the new system have been revealed, stock prices have already soared in the wake of these preliminary announcements. Nintendo software masterind Shigeru Miyamoto offered his own insights about the new console:
"We couldn't be happier to announce the new Nintendo Weinerpoop. We've really achieved something immersive in how the players' own bodily systems directly effect the action onscreen.
And not only that, but we are pleased to OFFICIALLY announce our first known launch title, The Legend of Zelda: Butt Butt Butt! Load up on burritos and fried cheese sticks, and prepare to use your newfound gaseous fuel to destroy evil in the land of Hyrule once again!"
While initial details on the console are already known, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata promises there are more surprises to be revealed during Tuesday's media briefing.
"While we at Nintendo are thrilled to discuss the new Nintendo Weinerpoop early, there are still many surprises about the system to be revealed at our E3 media briefing. Without being able to get too specific, what I can promise is that it's going to be a revolution unlike anything your bodies could ever be ready for!"
What surprises remain for Nintendo's newest effort? Only time will tell.
The Nintendo Weinerpoop is set to launch in fall of 2012."
Thunder Monkey said:Christ man!
Know your freaking limits!
Fisting is best left in the OT.
Anyway... am I just really high or did I just read weinerpoop?
The evidence was right before our eyesLuigiv said:Oh shit, you're I like Feet's alt account, aren't you? Run for your lives everyone!
*Looks through mod terminal information*Luigiv said:Oh shit, you're I like Feet's alt account, aren't you? Run for your lives everyone!
Nirolak said:*Looks through mod terminal information*
Oh shit, you're right.
Plot twist!Nirolak said:*Looks through mod terminal information*
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Nirolak said:*Looks through mod terminal information*
Oh shit, you're right.
Silly Raichu.Gravijah said:And... he's... unbanned?
Edit: Or not. Someones finger slipped!
Edit2: Or he was rebanned and it was changed to perm.
Edit3: Or the acid has finally fried my brain. Silly Raichu.
:Motorbass said:weiner isn't a german word.
wiener is.
From The Dust said:The reveal trailer would be amazing.
For nearly 30 years, Nintendo has brought you the best in gaming.
Now, we bring you the best in shock sites.
*cut to Mario masturbating furiously then ejaculation defecate, then to Peach fingering herself furiously while jacking off her phallic shaped nipples, expelling poo as she let's out an orgasmic moan, then to Birdo fisting his....her.........something.............flinging shit towards the crowd. In 3D
Thunder Monkey said:Silly Raichu.
Hmmm. Unfortunate first pager.
So... on topic is weinerpoop right?
Sleeping?!Corky said:Sigh I wish the nintendo conference was today already >_< I have literally 0 faith in the microsoft conference and the Sony one is on when I sleep ((((((((((
So... can someone explain to me exactly why I've been reading weinerpoop. I went to post 7513, but that didn't really make any sense.Gravijah said:If it's in the title, it's in the game, baby.
Google is showing a /weinerpoop page present on Nintendo's developer website.Thunder Monkey said:Sleeping?!
DURING E3?!!!
How else would you know about weinerpoop?
So... can someone explain to me exactly why I've been reading weinerpoop. I went to post 7513, but that didn't really make any sense.
Thunder Monkey said:Sleeping?!
DURING E3?!!!
How else would you know about weinerpoop?
At least he went down honorably.Jarmel said:Dust to dust. Seriously hope it's only a temp ban.
Hamfam said:Couldn't Weinerpoop be a codename for Wii related stuff?
Weiner = Willy, Poop = Poo
WillyPoo = Piss
Piss = Wii
You're a sick, sick individual.Jarmel said:Hentai games will be amazing. Starless here I come.
Well at least the words make sense now...Nirolak said:Google is showing a /weinerpoop page present on Nintendo's developer website.
Nirolak said:*Looks through mod terminal information*
Oh shit, you're right.
Lupin the Wolf said:
Or Nintendo is just taking the piss.Hamfam said:Couldn't Weinerpoop be a codename for Wii related stuff?
Weiner = Willy, Poop = Poo
WillyPoo = Piss
Piss = Wii
Could it be a false positive? Clicking it give a 404 error instead of not having access. Maybe someone with some google plug ins installed went to the specific url site as a joke.Nirolak said:Google is showing a /weinerpoop page present on Nintendo's developer website.
Hmm, that's quite possible.Drkirby said:Could it be a false positive? Clicking it give a 404 error instead of not having access. Maybe someone with some google plug ins installed went to the site as a joke.
Teknoman said:
DefectiveReject said:He posted a few posts back some sexual stuff in a post....... Didn't realise it was bannable, nor did I realise hot women pics where frowned on too.
:/. It's hard to keep up!!
Luigiv said:
And I was just kidding.
cacophony said:
Jarmel said:Now I want a HD remake of MM.