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[cartoon_soldier]

waitin on putin

could be a new hollywood movie

 

[cartoon_soldier]

UK Foreign Office know that Putin was out tanning somewhere

 

[Mindlog]

@dimsmirnov175 -reporter at the event in St Petersburg. Translation in Twitter works. Ppl asking him ab rumor motorcade pulled up, no #Putin

Curious.
If I see missiles raining down as I head out for coffee. It's been a pleasure.

 

[Any Questions]

https://twitter.com/christopherjm/status/577418258531364864

Were on the pulse here folks. You heard it here first. On GAF

 

[chadskin]

Take with grain of salt but certainly interesting and a development to watch:

christogrozev: Aha! No doubt there is a intra-Kremlin putsch now. Expect the Kremtrolls jump on Surkov,

christogrozev: First instructions to #Kremtrolls includes attack on Surkov. Beware: these are the Volodin-paid batch of trolls http://t.co/yRdNDfCOym

christogrozev: If the Kremtroll's reaction is a sign of victory (and not of rivalry), the right-wingers have won; expect military escalation in East Ukr.

For the last week or so since Putin's absence these Kremlin troll accounts have been silent w/ regards to Putin.

One of the tweets says (via Google Translate)

Picture whom Putin praised for annexation of the Crimea. It is interesting that there is no internal policy and Surkov http://t.co/bNo5iAUaFI

https://twitter.com/jakoryuri/status/577414955525414913

Surkov:

Vladislav Yuryevich Surkov (Russian: Владислав Юрьевич Сурков́, born Aslanbek Andarbekovich Dudayev) (born 21 September 1964)[1] is a Russian businessman and politician of Chechen descent.[2] He was First Deputy Chief of the Russian Presidential Administration from 1999 to 2011, during which time he was widely seen as the main ideologist of the Kremlin who proposed and implemented the concept of “managed” democracy in Russia. From December 2011 until May 2013 he served as the Russian Federation's Deputy Prime Minister.[3][4] After his resignation, Surkov became a personal adviser of Vladimir Putin on relationships with Abkhasia, South Ossetia and Ukraine.[5] In 2015, Ukraine accused Surkov for organizing snipers who killed protesters and police during the Ukrainian Euromaidan in January 2014,[6] which the Russian government has dismissed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladislav_Surkov

Grozev is a journalist and one who closely watches these Kremlin troll accounts.

 

[Busty]

I don't want to worry anyone but that super crappy Russian robot just drove past my window.

I think the (really poorly funded and executed) invasion has begun.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

UK Foreign Office know that Putin was out tanning somewhere

The 2nd one looks like a shitty composite. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

 

[chadskin]

https://twitter.com/dimsmirnov175/status/577422317212590080

There he is!

 

[PatBot]

I love this thread!

furiously hitting F5

what will new putin look like?



edit: damn, such disappointment

 

[Sapphire Dreams]

https://twitter.com/dimsmirnov175/status/577422317212590080

There he is!

Told you guys it was nothing.

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

It's feels like a different kind of E3

 

[massoluk]

https://twitter.com/dimsmirnov175/status/577422317212590080

There he is!

Does he have a new birthmark?

 

[Chariot]

It's feels like a different kind of E3

More like a reverse Last Guardian.

Told you guys it was nothing.

 

[GCX]

He looks so real.

 

[phaze]

Haha much ado about nothing?

 

[Coreda]

There he is!

The resemblance is uncanny. The surgeons should be proud.

 

[mclem]

waitin on putin

could be a new hollywood movie

Nah, a Beckett play.

 

[bud]

https://twitter.com/dimsmirnov175/status/577422317212590080

There he is!

that's a double.

 

[Monty Mole]

 

[Chariot]

He looks like a cardboard Putin.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Haha much ado about nothing?

What did you expect?

 

[Pyccko]

Aw shucks. I mean, it's not like I wanted world war 3, but I was hoping for something a little interesting at least.

 

[kvk1]

so we all agree that's a double

are we still at defcon 3?

what's going on with that nuclear football?

do i need to get my provisions ready?

gaf please respond

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Doesn't look like Putin in those pics. Chances they pulled a Paul McCartney and replaced him?

 

[danm999]

so we all agree that's a double

are we still at defcon 3?

what's going on with that nuclear football?

do i need to get my provisions ready?

gaf please respond

What is the status of your bug-out bag?

 

[BreezyLimbo]

BUT WHERE'S THE TAN

#TeamCG

 

[cartoon_soldier]

so we all agree that's a double

are we still at defcon 3?

what's going on with that nuclear football?

do i need to get my provisions ready?

gaf please respond

Nah son

That's a triple

 

[cartoon_soldier]

The Putin till now for the past 4 years was the FAKE Putin.

This is the actual real one.

Putin will now save the world.

 

[StaffyManasse]

Lifelike.

For a ROBOT.

 

[massoluk]

They walked out into the room together then shook hands?

Totally fake. They would have shaken hands before entering the room.

 

[spekkeh]

There's a nuclear football on that flag. A sign. Or a false flag? Drat Putin you so devious!

 

[Jacob]

Putin meets with the president of Xerox?

 

[chadskin]

maxseddon: Looks like Putin's not going to explain his 11-day absence. "It'd be boring without gossip," he says. http://t.co/kwQfcptTPc

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/577425505709862912

 

[ultratruman]

Ridiculous. Putin is clearly being rendered by the Fox Engine.
This whole thing has been an elaborate marketing campaign for MGS V.

 

[potam]

FUCK YOU PUTIN, SATE MY CURIOSITY!

 

[Cowlick]

I wonder if this new Putin is more

or

 

[BreezyLimbo]

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/577425505709862912

Well I mean, he's definitely got a sense of humor. Something I would say if I was a powerful person and disappeared for a while.

 

[Joni]

The 2nd one looks like a shitty composite. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

It is a bit paranoid, it was filmed way before he 'disappeared.'

 

[Jarrod38]

Guys he was just busy playing GTA Online Heists.

 

[thefro]

Guessing he was sick, he looks like he's lost some weight.

 

[Engell]

Thanks Obama

 

[UnluckyKate]

There's a nuclear football on that flag. A sign. Or a false flag? Drat Putin you so devious!

Flag of Kyrgyzstan

Putin meets with the president of Xerox?

Kyrgyz Pres

 

[potam]

Flag of Kyrgyzstan

Kyrgyz Pres

stop making up countries

 

[MilkyJoe]

Am I a bad person that I am disappointed he's not dead... haha

 

[GCX]

This is the first and probably the only day in human history when the president of Kyrgyzstan will be featured in the main news across the world.

 

[Bedameister]

Alright folks, the party is over.

 

[chadskin]

Interpreter_Mag: Peskov: did you see the president sick with flu, seized by generals after he returned from the childbirth? Should you believe gossip?

https://twitter.com/interpreter_mag/status/577427158802554881

 

[Maaaaaardy]

stop making up countries

xD i'm done with this thread, it's beyond great.

 

[ICKE]

Alright folks, the party is over.

The press must be disappointed, not even a baby.

 

[massoluk]

stop making up countries

That's how much a mess this turned out to be, to make the fake Putin seem credible, they have to make up a fake country, so their leaders could meet.