Nintendo's lack of foresight for any of the issues and inconveniences early adopters are facing, is just staggering.
- Weak Joycon signal- so bad that it could be considered a defect (workaround- buy expensive pro controller)
- Poor dock design, causing scratches on screens (requires purchase of screen protector)
- Poor battery life in portable, with no way to charge (requires USB-C purchase)
- Ridiculous 32GB internal storage (requires purchase of SD card)
How "poor" is the battery life ? Do you have an example of a similar product running a massive open world game with the latest technologies in it for 4, 5, 6 or more hours ?
Lots of powerbanks (which are widespread in 2017) seem to work to maintain the % or lower the speed at which the % decreases. 3h is plenty of time, most people don't play for long sessions. Of course a 10euros cable is needed but, hey,
How 32GB internal storage is "poor"? It doens't require an SD card, unless you want to go all digital or buy lots of indies. My PS4 is 500GB and it still enough to get every one of my games at the same time on the consoel.
Such bad faith! I could also add that screen protectors are pretty mandatory with every smartphone/small tablet device because scratches always happen, even with glass, and you can drop it on the floor or have a small shock and break your screen.
You missed the "required case to move your switch", "required second dock if you don't want to move your own from your house when you go to holidays", "required 2nd A/C adapter if you want to play in your bedroom", "required TV screen if you want to play on TV", "required 3 additionnal joy cons pairs if you want to play Bomberman with 8 players".
Also personnally my joycon is perfectly fine and I can't find any scratch yet.