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[C4Lukins]

The sneezer say s excuse me or I am sorry. If the receiver does not say bless you or no problem, it is free game for the sneezer to shoot your snot right down their throat.

 

[Imperfected]

I do that. I should probably stop. But then how do I end emails?

"Hugs and kisses" is a classic.

 

[Brinbe]

wtf @ op

 

[Dipper145]

Probably just an immediate instinct of that person to say that after sneezing, like a lot of people do with sorry or excuse me.

Also if you got a light misting of sneeze, I think somehow, some way, you will survive without a full body decontamination procedure.

 

[xxracerxx]

I say 'pardon me' and leave it at that.

 

[gutter_trash]

relaxe guys, it's allergy season.

excuse me

 

[itwasTuesday]

I'm a multi sneezer. I't is impossible to achoo once. It always has to be two, or sometimes thrice.

Just how life is op

 

[Darknight]

When someone farts near you, they get their shit particles onto you.

Have fun OP.

 

[Verelios]

I do this because I don't want to listen to 27 people all say "bless you" at the same time and acknowledging it myself is the easiest way to make that not happen and "bless me" sounds stupid so I say "excuse me" like I would if I was coughing. Not because I'm sneezing on dudes heads on the train.

I'd still say Bless you if I wanted to though, so that's not much of a pre-empt.

 

[Mett]

I usually always say excuse me after I sneeze

 

[Machina]

 

[BigDes]

I hope you said, "you're welcome" Op

 

[Anticol]

On the train and no one else is with him. I heard him say sorry after the sneeze. Did he sneeze on the back of my head? I'm so disgusted right now

Maybe he was just being polite.

 

[chrisPjelly]

Maybe he startled someone and just wanted to diffuse the awkwardness?

 

[AlexBasch]

Goddamn threads like these makes me think about how some in GAF can actually function in real life.

I mean, seriously -____-

Why putting so much thought in something as inconsequential as people acting in proper social etiquette like apologizing after sneezing? He's just being polite, and it's not really strange or anything.... sheesh.

Between the usual hot bodybuilders, seven figure earning executives and fourteen-inch-long cock GAF users, sometimes you gotta deal with the regular folks who can't handle a fucking sneeze in a train. Such is life.

 

[Nekketsu Kõha]

Needs a title change, come on.

 

[dosh]

they're probably just bored its not that serious lmao

There's always an element of truth to these threads. Always.

 

[Poyunch]

I remember I was extremely sick for an entrance exam and I had to clear my throat but I couldn't for two and half hours because I didn't want to create a huge ruckus.

Some people just don't like being loud.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

he knows you

Oooh..OP is crazy..got it lol.

 

[Bossun]

Probably an attempt to contaminate you with snot aids

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

I apologized to him for making this thread

 

[sc0la]

I'm a multi sneezer. I't is impossible to achoo once. It always has to be two, or sometimes thrice.

Just how life is op

I multi sneeze 5+ times sometimes. We started a thing at my last job where we count them like The Count from Sesame Street.

ONE
TWO
THREE...
FOUR...
.....
FOUR SNEEZES AH AH AHH

 

[subrock]

I'm with Stinkles, say excuse me after sneezing you heathens

 

[RSP]

So the guy didnt leave a tip???

 

[PingPongvonLaserstein]

Well, do you forgive him?

 

[BigDes]

Probably an attempt to contaminate you with snot aids

Uh, it's called snaids.

 

[ctfg23]

I do that. I should probably stop. But then how do I end emails?

Toodles,
[Your Name]

 

[Copenap]

Exactly.

Dude you got blasted with lung butter.

 

[c0de]

Interesting to see different behaviors around sneezing.
I don't know anyone in Germany saying "Entschuldigung" (i'm sorry) when they sneeze but usually you get "Gesundheit" as a reply from people near you when you sneeze which I guess is like saying "bless you".

 

[Jaguar Victory]

I do this because I don't want to listen to 27 people all say "bless you" at the same time and acknowledging it myself is the easiest way to make that not happen and "bless me" sounds stupid so I say "excuse me" like I would if I was coughing. Not because I'm sneezing on dudes heads on the train.

Bless you

 

[chrisPjelly]

Exactly.

Dude you got blasted with lung butter.

EXCUSE ME

I believe the more appropriate term is lung ejaculate

 

[Negaduck]

The real question is.

You heard someone sneeze and didnt say bless you?

For some reason that sticks out to me, if I hear someone sneeze nearby I'll toss a 'bless you' their way our of instinct/courtesy (also don't want those souls escaping yadidamean?)

 

[Nekketsu Kõha]

The real question is.

You heard someone sneeze and didnt say bless you?

For some reason that sticks out to me, if I hear someone sneeze nearby I'll toss a 'bless you' their way our of instinct/courtesy (also don't want those souls escaping yadidamean?)

Agreed. Also should be the new title.

"OP didn't say bless you to his fellow man as he sneezes."

 

[Messofanego]

I apologized to him for making this thread

As you should.