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[Experien]

Hold up, his birthday is the 14th, then why is the deadline the 14th at night?

Could this be a bait and switch? Like he will turn around and said, "oh I have millions of signatures saying they support me!"

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Done. I was actually more kind and eloquent that he probably deserves.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Can I sign with this?

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Waiting for a special event, and that event is his fuckin birthday? Jiminy, his ego is a parasite those poor people are enslaved to.

 

[super-famicom]

Bet they're going to log IPs for this lol

They'll give it to Russia, of course.

 

[Dyle]

Signed as Seymour P.

 

[Chuckl3s]

Does 4chan know about this?

 

[grumpy]

Dear Mr. President,
It will be fun watching you rot in prison.
For that reason, may you live to be 100.

Sincerely,
Grumpy

 

[KSweeley]

Dear Trump:

http://www.youareanidiot.org/

Sincerely,

KSweeley.

 

[Lombax]

I'll sign this from a public wifi spot over VPN.

 

[Loxley]

There's no way this wasn't his idea.

 

[bigJP]

don't sign it.

he wont read it and just claim he has a billion supporters. keep the number as low as possible

 

[Mathieran]

I'm sure trump will never look at any of this but it was fun wishing him a terrible birthday and hoping he is no longer in office by the time his next one comes around.

 

[Master Yoshi]

If you guys want your submissions to slip through and not be filtered out, do stealthily.


For the POTUS on his 71st birthday with the
Utmost admiration and respect.
Cheers from myself and my family!
Kindly,
Ustinya Cука

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Everyone who gets one of these but doesn't sign the card goes on the list...

 

[Anoregon]

Here's mine:

 

[Forerunner]

Sad!

 

[Samara]

Bitch, you tried it

 

[Earthbound64]

I have absolutely no idea why I got this email

Hmm...

 

[KSweeley]

Also: Damn!!!!! Trump is going to be 71?!?!?! I hope I won't become like him at 71. I am damn glad both my parents who are in their early 70s aren't any bit like Trump.

 

[Megawarrior]

I'll pass.

 

[AfterTheFall]

I can see this turning out to be a massive clusterfuck.

 

[GuessMyUserName]

... Didn't they just do this for Pence's birthday just the other day?

So what, every birthday is just an occasion for an email list and donations?

 

[MsKrisp]

Haha, how many poor souls are gonna have to sift though all the fuck yous to pull out the best, most tremendous birthday wishes?

 

[KSweeley]

... Didn't they just do this for Pence's birthday just the other day?

So what, every birthday is just an occasion for an email list and donations?

Well to be fair, during Obama's administration, I got emails requesting people sign a birthday card for Obama and his wife and Biden and his wife whenever it was their birthday.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Release the Pee Pee Tapes you orange fuck

Signed

Not Comey

 

[TheCochese]

Hmm...

I think the GOP sent me a feeler a year ago and I told them to go fuck themselves, but the message didn't properly translate to Cyrillic.

 

[I Big JG I]

Happy Birthday. I lied, Happy Impeachment!

he is such a loser.

 

[Bisnic]

Is he going to make a rally for it too?

 

[Disheveled_Zen]

One, two, the prosecutions coming for you

Signed-
Resign Fuckface

 

[Netherscourge]

Here's what I'm signing (if there's enough character space):

RESOLVED, That Donald Trump, President of the United States, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following articles of impeachment to be exhibited to the Senate:

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT EXHIBITED BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN THE NAME OF ITSELF AND OF ALL OF THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AGAINST DONALD TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT OF ITS IMPEACHMENT AGAINST HIM FOR HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS.

 

[daveo42]

Yup. I mean he can't legally do anything but not a fan of having to leave any info. I'll wait till I'm at home and connected to a VPN before signing anything.

But yea, get fucked Trump.

 

[SpaceWolf]

Bet they're going to log IPs for this lol

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Even though you are incapable of reading this, fuck you.

-Me

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Bet they're going to log IPs for this lol

I turned on my VPN for that shit

Keep in mind that you can make up bullshit for the email.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

imagine of all the hateful people who signed it went into a database and got rounded up eventually and put into prison camps as a gift to trump.

dont think she'd be able to top herself for the 72nd bday.

keep my information away from that president and gov't for as long as possible. you can have it all though google.

 

[cakely]

I am not clicking on that.

I can say "get fucked cheeto benito" just fine from right here.

 

[Toma]

First best president!
U are amazing
Cant believe we made it!
Knocked Hillary right out
You keep on rockin
Only you can save us
Ur Fan Matt

 

[Master Yoshi]

imagine of all the hateful people who signed it went into a database and got rounded up eventually and put into prison camps as a gift to trump.

dont think she'd be able to top herself for the 72nd bday.

keep my information away from that president and gov't for as long as possible. you can have it all though google.

Haha, this is crazy talk.

"I WANT EVERYONE WHO RUINED MY BIRTHDAY ROUNDED UP AND PUT INTO LOYALTY CAMPS. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S UNLAWFUL."

 

[Sai-kun]

Please make a contribution today to commemorate his birthday.

 

[Heigic]

I'm sure they are well aware of what will happen and are probably just collecting email addresses

 

[InfiniteBento]

Someone put your name as "Butter Emails" when you sign the card

 

[Dead Prince]

lol Melania out there filtering out negative comments right now.

 

[Slacker]

Dear Mr President,

Please hug your young son once in a while so we don't end up in this same mess 50 years from now.

Sincerely yours,
Slacker

PS if you could go ahead and kick off that 30 day plan to defeat ISIS we'd appreciate it

 

[Shadybiz]

Piss off.

Sincerely,
Shadybiz Signature Headshot.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

71? Yeesh. Sounds like retirement party to me.

 

[Toma]

I'm sure they are well aware of what will happen and are probably just collecting email addresses

Yeah, that and its used as another idea to front their payment collection.

 

[Slacker]

71? Yeesh. Sounds like retirement party to me.

Retirement sounds so awesome, dude. Can you imagine, just getting to watch Fox News, hang out on Twitter, and play golf all the time? Can't wait!

 

[RPGCrazied]

LOL

"Tell him Happy Birthday, but give us some money too."

 

[rtcn63]

Why is this the first thing I thought of http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16474460&postcount=10