Blood Diamonds
Banned
oh my fucking god lmao
oh my fucking god lmao
To Khalifa Jayy:
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
To Khalifa Jayy:
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
He's saying we haven't been pleasing him enough lately, so he had to go out and get himself a wife. Gah why are we such failures?!
Actually Neo backwards is Oen.Did you know that "Neo" spelled backwards is "One?"
Damn... LMFAOdon't check his post history...
He obviously left his laptop in the kitchen.
There are no women on the internet, joke topic
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764405
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=756470
why does your husband never properly watch his nephew
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764405
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=756470
why does your husband never properly watch his nephew
oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dayuum!www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=764405
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=756470
why does your husband never properly watch his nephew
s'gotta be a troll thread. s'gotta be.
someone give her a gaf account
welcome to The Neo
What kind of task is "get water?" I agree that he should cut the lawn though. It's not looking great.
I'm sure the first thing he will when he sees this thread is do his chores! Don't worry.
To Khalifa Jayy:
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
I hope this is real.