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[Toxi]

edit nvm thought it was something else lol

You mean force them to take down any Metroid Prime fan projects.

 

[shinkai]

Applied to see if I would get accepted lol would be interesting to move to Redmond

 

[jmizzal]

You mean force them to take down any Metroid Prime fan projects.

haha I see what it is now nvm

 

[Boney]

But what if I knew all of the things to take down but knew it was in Nintendo's better interest to only go after places trying to make money off our IP?

Your performance review wouldn't be stunning

 

[maxcriden]

How's the pay though?

http://www.indeed.com/salary/q-Intellectual-Property-Enforcement-Coordinator-l-Redmond,-WA.html

Pay seems decent.

 

[30yearsofhurt]

Snitches get stitches...

 

[Regiruler]

How much do you guys figure this position would pay? They are loated in Redmond right?

Cost of Living
Redmond, Washington | United States
Health 119 | 100
Housing 297 | 100
Utilities 92 | 100
Transportation 106 | 100

hmm lol.

To the suburbs!

 

[Wandering Robot]

The job I was meant to have. See you when I take down your harmless projects and fan art, nerds.

Spoiler

lol

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Snitches get stitches...

 

[Tregard]

Touts out

 

[BRocknRolla]

Not to say people don't get by on that. Just that it isn't much when you consider the cost of living. And of course the impending Water Wars of the west coast.

 

[spekkeh]

Funfact: before you start a job at Sega of japan, they lead you into a dark room and force you to shoot a tied up Sonic fan artist.

Spoiler

/s

Never expected my dream job to be at SEGA.

 

[Manoko]

And you'd still have no idea what the NX actually is !

 

[10k]

Finally a job I can do.

 

[Spinoff90]

I am going to call myself a Nintendo of America Rights Cop!

 

[Sectorseven]

I guess they didn't want to pay lawyer wages for it anymore.

 

[fhqwhgads]

After seeing the thread about how Gilvasunner had to take down the Kirby Cafe CD tracks, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw some Gaffers applying.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

I would love to take the job but in secret coordinate with fan game devs and tell them when their project might get hit with something so they should lay low and contact me as they are ready to release. Once ready I can drag out the paper work as long as possible to make sure they can at least releae their project to people excited for it.

 

[MysteryQuesadilla]

Some of these replies should be bronzed and stickied at the top of the forum.

 

[Varshes]

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

So I'll just have to turn my pc, browse neogaf and look for any thread with news about Nintendo fangames and VGM remixes?

My perfect job.

 

[gamingPotato7]

Advanced Internet research and database skills

That Google Fu

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Nothing says good PR like hiring people to infiltrate your fanbases over petty shit.

 

[Dreamwriter]

What? They are trying to replace me?! And after I did such a good job with Metroid...

 

[Yukinari]

Time to send a C&D to the guy making the Paper Mario 64 remake because it might impact sales of Color Splash.

 

[Retrobox]

Aww Nintendo, you shouldn't have!

You've been so good to me over the years, I'll even do it for free!

 

[SinCityAssassin]

Nintendo: "What would you say is your worst quality?"

IPEC: "If anything, I hate Metroid TOO much."

Nintendo: "You're hired!"

Okay that's pretty good.

 

[Professor Beef]

I think I might seriously apply for this. It'd be a step up from my current position with Nintendo at least.

 

[Necromanti]

Not to say people don't get by on that. Just that it isn't much when you consider the cost of living. And of course the impending Water Wars of the west coast.

Is Redmond more expensive than Ballard/Fremont/Wallingford? Because that'd be more than enough for those areas as a renter.

 

[Astral/H3X]

Now what if

And this is a long shot, but listen to me

What if, they are trying to change the part where they DMCA harmless shit. What if the guy they had, was just "too good" at his job? What if they've fired him and want a new guy that will only go for actual harmful shit?

It's a pipedream I know, but given we're seeing this pretty shortly after AM2R got DMCA'd 2 days after it spent 10 years to release, Iunno.

 

[Manoko]

Now what if

And this is a long shot, but listen to me

What if, they are trying to change the part where they DMCA harmless shit. What if the guy they had, was just "too good" at his job? What if they've fired him and want a new guy that will only go for actual harmful shit?

It's a pipedream I know, but given we're seeing this pretty shortly after AM2R got DMCA'd 2 days after it spent 10 years to release, Iunno.

Being very aggressive on the DMCA stuff is better for their business though, so that wouldn't make any sense.

 

[Shadoken]

Can't you get folks to do this for free?

Rofl... Those guys seem really angry xD

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Now what if

And this is a long shot, but listen to me

What if, they are trying to change the part where they DMCA harmless shit. What if the guy they had, was just "too good" at his job? What if they've fired him and want a new guy that will only go for actual harmful shit?

It's a pipedream I know, but given we're seeing this pretty shortly after AM2R got DMCA'd 2 days after it spent 10 years to release, Iunno.

I wouldn't buy that at all unless they suddenly decided to rescind the DMCAs for AM2R and Uranium.

 

[BRocknRolla]

Is Redmond more expensive than Ballard/Fremont/Wallingford? Because that'd be more than enough for those areas as a renter.

I only know my cousin's experience working for MS, and he suggested that things are pretty rough in the area. But like all places, I'm sure there are areas that are more affordable even if it means more of a commute.

 

[Trojita]

I have the perfect resume.

Schooling

Mugen Tenshin Clan

Trained under Master Hayate himself

Hayabusa School

Trained under Master Ryu himself

Konoha

5 years - Jounin
4 years - Chuunin
1 year - Genin

 

[FunkyDealer]

Is this basically "Nintendo Ninja"?

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

Rofl... Those guys seem really angry xD

 

[spannicus]

Lol this thread.

 

[Professor Beef]

This episode is seriously one of the best Modern Simpsons episodes. Right up there with nearly any episode in the first 9 seasons.

 

[Douche McBaggins The 3rd]

So I can get paid to ruin smash fans mods and changes? Fuck yeah I'm applying.

 

[Neverfade]

I've always wanted to be a Nintendo Alert & Reporting Correspondent!

 

[redmetal86]

DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DON'T SNITCH!
YOU'RE-YOU'RE BUSTED!

 

[K.Jack]

So who's going to shut down Pixelmon? I'm shocked that's still alive.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I can finally work with my uncle

 

[bumpkin]

So someone who reports YouTube videos and unofficial mods for money?

NARC for hire.

 

[Roto Prime]

The time is now!

 

[Xiao Hu]

They've got nothing else to do than going after fan projects? How about employing people who rather do some good PR or fix that mess with YouTube?

 

[KiraXD]

Can't you get folks to do this for free?

Lol im glad you posted this... I saw this yesterday and was gonna post it... Fucking fanboys. Seriously who tattles for corporations like this? XD

 

[Toxi]

Lol im glad you posted this... I saw this yesterday and was gonna post it... Fucking fanboys. Seriously who tattles for corporations like this? XD

They're just trying to save Nintendo from being destroyed by evil fan content. Look at all the other game companies that fell because they let it slide!

 

[Professor Beef]

Now people are MAD that Nintendo wants to hire fans? /s