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[rpmurphy]

A job to destroy other jobs. The ultimate job.

 

[jooey]

 

[Cipherr]

Can't you get folks to do this for free?

BRUH

 

[Davey Cakes]

With Nintendo stepping into the mobile space, I'm not surprised. App Store rip offs and whatnot.

I wouldn't want shit like Zelda Jump devaluing the IP either.

That said. I think going after quality (and free) fan games is iffy for me. Some of it promotes Nintendo's brand, if anything.

 

[Aselith]

You don't even need a college degree

Why would you?

 

[Anth0ny]

Now people are MAD that Nintendo wants to hire fans? /s

you say this like they won't hire some old dude who has never played a video game before.

"yeah, yeah I love the pikamon!"

 

[Haunted]

 

[Lunar15]

Oh, so this is the person that has to look at all the Nintendo porn.

 

[exfatal]

Guys im going to apply.. in order to fight "the man", we need a guy on the inside right? And with a heavy heart i'm willing to accept this dastardly position for what i hope at least pays well. We'll take down nintendo together!

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Id do this. Because Im tired of seeing rip offs on being promoted on my twitter feed with their Squatles or Chinimanders.

 

[Toxi]

Id do this. Because Im tired of seeing rip offs on being promoted on my twitter feed with their Squatles or Chinimanders.

Squatle is my favorite Poquemon.

 

[jroc74]

I can see lots of crazy Nintendo fans on GAF applying for this.

I might apply and I'm not that big of a Nintendo fan these days.

If the pay is good..its whatever. I live on the east coast tho so it would involve a lil relocating.

 

[TannerDemoz]

 

[Aselith]

Oh, so this is the person that has to look at all the Nintendo porn.

Ok so I'm applying.

 

[Mozendo]

Oh, so this is the person that has to look at all the Nintendo porn.

I'M THE MAN FOR THE JOB

 

[Pie and Beans]

Do Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinators have a Region Lock? There might be 3 places up for grabs if so!!

 

[Toxi]

Do Intellectual Property Enforcement Coordinators have a Region Lock? There might be 3 places up for grabs if so!!

Judging by the NX rumors, it might be our lucky day!

 

[Maintenance]

A job to destroy other jobs. The ultimate job.

 

[Galava]

So, Nintendo is hiring ninjas. The future looks bright...

 

[Professor Beef]

you say this like they won't hire some old dude who has never played a video game before.

"yeah, yeah I love the pikamon!"

The people who work in either building here are fans, lapsed or not. If someone isn't a fan, then they'd have to knock it out of the fucking park to get the job.

 

[Raonak]

Sounds like the description could be easily condensed to: Being a scumbag

 

[LukasTaves]

So Nintendo is already taking action towards the tons of emulators that are bound to appear on xbone.

 

[emb]

Hopefully that means they fired whoever's been aggressive about the takedowns lately.

 

[D i Z]

Assembling their own snitch squad?

More underhanded than the CIA. More reviled than the IRS.

 

[MrBS]

So any fan games anyone can recommend?

notacop.jpg

 

[jackal27]

Quick! Somebody take the job and then don't report ANYTHING.

 

[Waddle Dee]

Finally, looking at all that Nintendo porn has finally paid off!

 

[Mesoian]

Shit dude, I'll be the bad guy...

NWA this shit up.

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

Need to become a double agent.
I will give people fan projects advance notice so they can go underground before the hammer falls down

 

[Aselith]

Need to become a double agent.
I will give people fan projects advance notice so they can go underground before the hammer falls down

Once you put yourself above ground, you can't go back underground. That's not really how anything works.

 

[Calm Mind]

hmm...

 

[Kid Ying]

I want to apply, but there is a five years doing snitching requirement and although i certainly did that i have no means to prove.

 

[ReaperXL7]

Basically, shutdown good fangames and videos ? Got it !
Gotta protect these high quality IPs from these filthy shitty fan games !

Don't they have to in order to maintain the rights to the IP?

 

[iavi]

They need more ninjas

 

[Alienous]

They have to maintain the sanctity of Nintendo IP, otherwise they could end up with interesting fan-games and maybe even fan-game developers being hired and making games for Nintendo.

They gave you Super Mario Maker, what more do you want!?

 

[Illucio]

Snitches get _____.

 

[PureYeti]

Let me know if you have any projects before I get this job, I promise I won't snitch.

 

[Tye The Czar]

Come on they still make games

Not many games that fans are actually clamoring for. At least Konami hasn't been directly attacking fans like Nintendo has been.

This feels like petty revenge on fans for this gen and last. If they actually go through with taking down more non-profit fangames and works using IPEC, I want to see this scheme bite them in the ass.

 

[MisterHero]

Intellectual property can include info about NX.

When I buy NX it will be a certificate for NX. I still won't know what it is.

 

[DedValve]

yoooooooo I'd be sick at this job

I know all the underground websites

shut all them rom hacks down

texture hacks

translation patches

fan games

hell, FAN ART.

Why stop there? Fanfiction.net I'm coming for your ass.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Will putting Nintendo defense force member on a resume help?

 

[Theonik]

Is this position of professional slime part of their deal with SE regarding Dq?

 

[Dad]

pick me nintendo

i know all the hentai sites

 

[Toxi]

Don't they have to in order to maintain the rights to the IP?

No.

 

[Adam Prime]

I figured some of their fans did this for free.

LOL savage

 

[Aters]

This is the funniest thread in a while.

 

[Twilight Princess]

Do you guys think having a 11 year neogaf account helps my resume?

 

[rpmurphy]

Snitches get _____.

Nintendo bitches?

 

[Zubz]

So apparently the previous team didn't do enough for them? Or are they getting a new team and doubling down on being overly-defensive old codgers?

 

[Maintenance]

Or are they getting a new team and doubling down on being overly-defensive old codgers?

More like hiring overly-defensive young millennials.