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[EightBitNate]

I recently started really getting into dental hygiene and purchased myself a pretty snazzy electric toothbrush. I live with two other dudes whom I've known since high school. I've kinda suspected one of them has used my stuff before (finding tooth brush in weird places, deodorant missing it's cap, etc.) but pinned it on me just imagining things.

I just got up to brush my teeth like 20 mins ago and found it in a different spot from where I usually keep. No big deal, someone must've just moved it. I examine it quickly and see there are a couple, erm, "weird" spots on it. Like light brown blotches near the bottom. I hold it up closer and realize that this think stanks. Quickly drop it in the trash and wash my hands.

I have a feeling one of them may have borrowed it with asking me. I have a feeling it was one over the other since this one is a little gross hygienically. I sorta just asked the one who I don't think did it if the other roommate used the bathroom recently (we have had conversations about the other roommates bad potty habits).

Don't know how to approach this without being rude to the roommate. For all I know, it could be either of these two dudes, or no one at all and it's all in my head. Brush is still in the trash and may be held for evidence. I just feel so disrespected right now.

 

[maomaoIYP]

Chilli powder on toothbrush.
Wait for results.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

 

[EightBitNate]

Chilli powder on toothbrush.
Wait for results.

That's similar to what I was thinking. Maybe just spread a layer of toothpaste over the base and see what happens.

 

[udiie]

bro id be ready to fight that roommate personally. thats fucking disgusting

 

[Out_Of_Ammo]

Amazing.

 

[Duji]

Get a hold of that toothbrush and work out whose DNA is on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htCVwnCR3Ww

 

[Linkyn]

You're really living the life, Nate.

Honestly, if the toothbrush wasn't too expensive, just get a new one and keep it out of reach.

Alternatively, you could be passive-aggressive and leave a vibrator with a note in the bathroom.

Edit:

That's similar to what I was thinking. Maybe just spread a layer of toothpaste over the base and see what happens.

I'm going to go ahead and say minty toothpaste is much worse than chilli powder could ever hope to be.

 

[Count Dookkake]

More like Anal-B.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Don't put your shit in the bathroom. Keep it in a drawer or something in your room, then take it with you to the bathroom and back.

 

[EightBitNate]

bro id be ready to fight that roommate personally. thats fucking disgusting

If I can find out who it was, I'm definitely not living with them anymore. Things aren't great financially right now, either, so it'll be difficult to just up and leave.

Get a hold of that toothbrush and work out whose DNA is on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htCVwnCR3Ww

I was thinking about this as well. Do they make at-home DNA kits or something?

 

[Shuggananas]

legendary

 

[Hesemonni]

I was thinking about this as well. Do they make at-home DNA kits or something?

Hahaha.

 

[Timedog]

Could have been mold.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

If I can find out who it was, I'm definitely not living with them anymore. Things aren't great financially right now, either, so it'll be difficult to just up and leave.



I was thinking about this as well. Do they make at-home DNA kits or something?

Man, a little bit of earthy toothpaste never hurt. Maybe your bro is just trying to help you live organically.

You know what they say - a shit eating grin is better than a frown!

 

[randomhugs]

I watch too much anime. I thought this was going to be a very different thread.

 

[EightBitNate]

Could have been mold.

It's a new brush (like 1 week) that I've been cleaning well and keeping dry. Also, how easily does plastic develop mold?

 

[Clydefrog]

Are you accidentally brushing your teeth with your roommate's anal vibrator?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

are you asking me to believe that one of your roommates used your electric toothbrush on his asshole to... clean it?
you need to confront them both. just plop the toothbrush in the middle of the living room and ask both of them who will pay for it.

 

[Always-honest]

I do know a story of a guy who entered a stangers' home, put one of the resident's toothbrush in his asshole, took a photo of it with the camera of the residents and put it back in place.

They'd find out they had been brushing their teeth with anus when they developed the photographs (this was pre-digital, by the way).

 

[Ferrio]

are you asking me to believe that one of your roommates used your electric toothbrush on his asshole to... clean it?

Electric toothbrushes vibrate.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Alright..got what I came for lol.

are you asking me to believe that one of your roommates used your electric toothbrush on his asshole to... clean it?

Maybe dude massaged his prostate..

 

[EightBitNate]

are you asking me to believe that one of your roommates used your electric toothbrush on his asshole to... clean it?

No definitely not. The actual brush side was clean. It was the other, rounded edge that was tainted.

 

[udiie]

i just thought about it and you should absolutely booby trap your tooth brush for your roommates next anal sesh

 

[ViviOggi]

lmao

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

No definitely not. The actual brush side was clean. It was the other, rounded edge that was tainted.

No, if it was tainted, it wouldn't be that brown or obvious. It was assed.

 

[EightBitNate]

No, if it was tainted, it wouldn't be that brown or obvious. It was assed.

Ba dum tss

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

OP, get a new toothbrush and keep all your toiletries in your room

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Mandelbo]

...that's fucking horrible. If I were in your position I'd be fuming, but I can empathise that it'd be difficult to ask outright who did it. I'd go with the minty toothpaste idea.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

oh my fucking god

 

[udiie]

dip the bottom of the brush in some serious hot sauce and then just wipe away whats visible with a paper towel

 

[ajim]

No point booby trapping, he would wash it before putting it in his bum again.

I'd wash it everytime before use.

 

[udiie]

he stuck a toothbrush in his asshole
odds are hes not the brightest dude ever

 

[Clydefrog]

oh my fucking god

I have no mouth, and I must scream

 

[GavinGT]

You mean this isn't the intended use for a toothbrush? I thought it was for cavities.

 

[Freewheelin']

Why does everyone you know love to shove your shit up their holes

 

[Linkyn]

he stuck a toothbrush in his asshole
odds are hes not the brightest dude ever

He might just feel awkward about getting himself some proper tools, so he uses what's at hand.

Still, even if that is the case, he can always use his own toothbrush.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I have no mouth, and I must scream

PBTPBPBTBTPBTPBTPTBPTHHH

 

[Ferrio]

You mean this isn't the intended use for a toothbrush? I thought it was for cavities.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

He might just feel awkward about getting himself some proper tools, so he uses what's at hand.

Still, even if that is the case, he can always use his own toothbrush.

But does HIS vibrate?

 

[Woz]

More like Anal-B.

Deh-eh.

 

[udiie]

Still, even if that is the case, he can always use his own toothbrush.

the solution is now to dip all the toothbrush ends in hot sauce just to be safe

 

[kraspkibble]

Fuck that shit.

I'd be interrogating them until I found out who was guilty of sticking it up their ass. That shit's disgusting man. If you want to stick stuff up your butt then buy a god damn dildo! Don't use people's toothbrush, hair brush, carrots, cucumbers....use A dildo!

 

[Mandelbo]

Actually no, use some of this:

 

[Oppo]

hmm. sorry Nate but it's hard to believe you. red lines = doubt. your rep precedes you.

 

[udiie]

Actually no, use some of this:

this guy gets it ^^

 

[Killer Queen]

Thanks for the new avi!

 

[brianjones]

can't breath

 

[udiie]

im telling you man, its a good idea
http://io9.com/5954579/can-hot-sauce-applied-to-the-anus-cause-a-long-lasting-erection

If a hot sauce bottle entered the anus and stimulation if the prostrate occurred, an erection could follow. That said, long term irritation of the area with hot sauce would possibly lead to scarring. Scar tissue paves the way for fistulas if an anal gland is blocked in the process.