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[Engell]

Is it your friends stinking up my apartment too?

check your toothbrush..

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

That thread makes me feel sick...I would go for the chili and see what happens. Or just leave the appartment alltogether.

Why bro? I play pranks all the time by shoving my friends stuff up my ass or sucking dick. It's all for a good laugh. Nothing like pulling pranks on your friends!

Choo choo! Bro job!

 

[mercenar1e]

Send the toothbrush over to someone in the ass eating thread for taste confirmation.

 

[Engell]

Im still not sure if this thread is real, or tag fishing.....

I am not sure anyone would like to get a tag based on this subject

 

[EightBitNate]

Just get both of them in the same room and ask if someone was using your tooth brush or dropped it or anything. It was moved so that alone gives reason to ask. Whichever one of them turns red in the face is the culprit.

I dunno if it's that simple. I doubt he'll admit to it even if he did do it. I've asked about other items (like the deodorant thing) and he swore up and down it wasn't him even though it was impossible to be anyone else.

My question is: why wouldn't he wash it after?


And why use a toothbrush (someone else's for that matter) when anyone can buy a vibrator online with ultimate discretion, delivered in a inconspicuous brown paper box?

You can tell someone did a makeshift job of washing it. There's some dry toothpaste near the bottom, like he thought that would cover the smell or something. The blotches are also really light, like I said.

 

[SchrodingerC]

plot twist : schrodinger is OP's roommate

Living with OP wouldn't be boring.

 

[shink]

Why bro? I play pranks all the time by shoving my friends stuff up my ass or sucking dick. It's all for a good laugh. Nothing like pulling pranks on your friends!

Choo choo! Bro job!

What.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

What.

Just Google choo choo brojob I'm not posting it here

 

[Prez]

You should probably get tested for hepatitis C and keep your tooth brush and razors locked away in your room.

 

[shink]

Oh lol never seen that before.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

You should get tested for hepatitis C.

Hepatitis Colgate?

 

[Prez]

Hepatitis Colgate?

It's a real risk.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

It's a real risk.

Crest in peace.

 

[mercenar1e]

Crest in peace.

Asses to ashes dust to dust.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Asses to ashes dust to dust.

Asses to ashes, brush to brush **

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Next time he has friends or family over loudly confront him about banging his own butt with your toothbrush.

 

[Novocaine]

Living alone is so good.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Its poop

 

[Milly Osworth]

Having roommates must suckkkk.

 

[Dennis]

More like Anal-B.

Needs more love.

This too.

 

[redmetal86]

Hepatitis Colgate?

Crest in peace.

Asses to ashes dust to dust.

Asses to ashes, brush to brush **

Too damn funny,

 

[Vitten]

You guys ever tried rubbing an electric toothbrush against your dick while jerking off to porn ? Feels good man !

 

[Amalthea]

You sure you're not sleepwalking?

 

[Rad-]

 

[JeanGrey]

Don't put your shit in the bathroom. Keep it in a drawer or something in your room, then take it with you to the bathroom and back.

That and new roommates!

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Can you switch it out with REALLY hard bristles?

 

[lazygecko]

I thought this would be one of those dumb life hack videos telling us we've been using electric toothbrushes the wrong way.

 

[Engell]

Apparently this is a thing

don't click this (at least not at work)
https://www.google.com/search?q=electric+toothbrush+ass

 

[Shuggananas]

You guys ever tried rubbing an electric toothbrush against your dick while jerking off to porn ? Feels good man !

I knew some girls do it but uh.. I don't think I want to try it myself

I rather use tiger balm down there, now that's some intense shit

 

[old manatee]

Yeah they are putting your stuff up their butts for sure it has been going on for a long time most likely they started with your old toothbrush or by smelling your underwear and you have probably consumed at least 2 of their bodily fluids.

 

[Dryk]

No point booby trapping, he would wash it before putting it in his bum again.

I'd wash it everytime before use.

He didn't care enough to wash it afterwards so Nate didn't find out. We're not dealing with a criminal mastermind here.

 

[old manatee]

You could cover it with capsaicin and leave it out.

 

[Jarmel]

This thread is the best.

 

[TimorousPanda]

This is like a nightmare scenario for me. I love my Sonicare toothbrush so much and those things aren't cheap.

 

[Anarion07]

For once, Eightbitnate's electronics were plugged in

 

[bryehn]

You'll do alright around here.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Apparently this is a thing

don't click this (at least not at work)
https://www.google.com/search?q=electric+toothbrush+ass

I mean simply due to form and function this would inevitably be a thing.

 

[MUnited83]

 

[The Lamp]

Keep your stuff in your room. Don't leave anything in the bathroom. Crazy roommate 101.

Also, get a Sonicare toothbrush.

 

[old manatee]

There was actually a gaf thread recently that detailed a cheap kit you could buy to stimulate your butthole. Maybe if you bought a setup for your roommate he wouldn't put things that go in your mouth in his filthy asshole.

 

[JDSN]

How does one gets into dental hygene? I mean, how is actually one not into dental hygene, half of the game is right there.

 

[Doczu]

Actually no, use some of this:

Seriously OP, do not listen to this guy! This shit is no joke. I accidentally scratched my eye lid after using it and i just wanted the pain to stop, even i i had to rip my eye ball out. I also touched my little guy when i went to take a piss and it felt like a fucking flamethrower.
I just can't even think what kind of pain it must be to put some sause directly into your anus (not counting taking a dump after eating something hot, as that is at least somewhat processed and diluted).

 

[bakerbakes]

NastyGAF I lurv you.

 

[Goro Majima]

Now I have the Mos Eisley cantina music stuck in my head

 

[Mendrox]

What the fuck... there really is everything in the Simpsons. What.

 

[Tugatrix]

We're done here pack it up boys

 

[Ingueferroque]

If you live with nasty roommates, keep your toothbrush safe, dont put it in a shared room.

 

[outunderthestars]

We're done here pack it up boys

We're pretty sure one of his roommates already did.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Amazing.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Who are you to trounce someone's right to self exploration? One cannot "own" a toothbrush anymore than one can own the air or the concept of acceptance.